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23 Jan 18
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" Imaginary time is a new dimension, at right angles to ordinary, real time " Stephen Hawking
Quality boffin talk there from Jurgen Klopps doppleganger, but wtf does that have to do with 2moro's game ? Maybe fook all & it's just me being a d1ck trying to fill another ropey write up with obscure quotes to justify another attempt at predicting the future.
One quote that is far more relevant to 2moro is from Chelsea Manager Conte staright after the 1st leg at Stamford Bridge...
"For me, there's disappointment about enough extra time, in the 2nd half the doctor went onto the pitch twice and the referee stopped for VAR, so you have to give more minutes of extra time. In Italy sometimes extra time can be 7,8,9 minutes"
It appears Conte had nailed it as well. The following day SSN when they weren't letting Guillem Balague steal a living guessing at transfers, did a piece on the rules of VAR and how Atkinson should've added almost another 3mins for the 2 occasions he went to VAR.
"I have a plan so cunning, you can stick a tail on it and call it a weasel" Edmund Blackadder
When listening to Contes little rant, a potential bet for 2moro immediately sprang to mind, i like Conte was left a tad disappointed at the price, Slybet usually go much bigger & have obviously adjusted with VAR in mind, but i'm going with it albeit for small stakes only...
4th Official added time 1st & 2nd half.... 8mins or more 5/2 slybet.
The majority of games these days see 5 mins of combined added time. 2moro we have an evenly matched 2nd leg Cup Semi between 2 local rivals which occasionally sees more than it's fair share of sh1thousing. Imho the potential for time-wasting, feigning injury etc increases. I'm not gonna go full Pogba & hope for the oxygen masks to come out, but we could see the doctors on the pitch with Hazard & Co rolling around clutching their vagina's. If, & only if VAR comes into play at any stage i'd be surprised if it doesn't tip the balance my way.
Michael Oliver is 2moro's ref. I gave him a bit of praise at the weekend but it wasn't to be. I'm sure he's aware of the situation regarding VAR and added time and i'd also now expect etheir Conte or Wenger to be very vocal if they are hoping for a few mins late on needing a goal.
All in all not the best bet i've taken but i think there's enough reasons to be hopeful without expecting a win. I've had a score @5/2 for a bet that will literally keep me in the game to the final whistle, 7mins exact is 4/1 & if i was staking larger i'd maybe save with that, but not wanting to get too involved in a market of this type, which let's face it, could easily see me looking more like Baldrick than Blackadder.
No charity donation as yet.... will get to it tho before k.o.
Quality boffin talk there from Jurgen Klopps doppleganger, but wtf does that have to do with 2moro's game ? Maybe fook all & it's just me being a d1ck trying to fill another ropey write up with obscure quotes to justify another attempt at predicting the future.
One quote that is far more relevant to 2moro is from Chelsea Manager Conte staright after the 1st leg at Stamford Bridge...
"For me, there's disappointment about enough extra time, in the 2nd half the doctor went onto the pitch twice and the referee stopped for VAR, so you have to give more minutes of extra time. In Italy sometimes extra time can be 7,8,9 minutes"
It appears Conte had nailed it as well. The following day SSN when they weren't letting Guillem Balague steal a living guessing at transfers, did a piece on the rules of VAR and how Atkinson should've added almost another 3mins for the 2 occasions he went to VAR.
"I have a plan so cunning, you can stick a tail on it and call it a weasel" Edmund Blackadder
When listening to Contes little rant, a potential bet for 2moro immediately sprang to mind, i like Conte was left a tad disappointed at the price, Slybet usually go much bigger & have obviously adjusted with VAR in mind, but i'm going with it albeit for small stakes only...
4th Official added time 1st & 2nd half.... 8mins or more 5/2 slybet.
The majority of games these days see 5 mins of combined added time. 2moro we have an evenly matched 2nd leg Cup Semi between 2 local rivals which occasionally sees more than it's fair share of sh1thousing. Imho the potential for time-wasting, feigning injury etc increases. I'm not gonna go full Pogba & hope for the oxygen masks to come out, but we could see the doctors on the pitch with Hazard & Co rolling around clutching their vagina's. If, & only if VAR comes into play at any stage i'd be surprised if it doesn't tip the balance my way.
Michael Oliver is 2moro's ref. I gave him a bit of praise at the weekend but it wasn't to be. I'm sure he's aware of the situation regarding VAR and added time and i'd also now expect etheir Conte or Wenger to be very vocal if they are hoping for a few mins late on needing a goal.
All in all not the best bet i've taken but i think there's enough reasons to be hopeful without expecting a win. I've had a score @5/2 for a bet that will literally keep me in the game to the final whistle, 7mins exact is 4/1 & if i was staking larger i'd maybe save with that, but not wanting to get too involved in a market of this type, which let's face it, could easily see me looking more like Baldrick than Blackadder.
No charity donation as yet.... will get to it tho before k.o.
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Good right up spot on about guillame baloobas
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Cheers... would've been an odds shot for me if Diego Costa was still involved.
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no morata or fabregas for chelsea
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shame about fabregas doc... usually good for a bit sh1thousing.
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"but we could see the doctors on the pitch with Hazard & Co rolling around clutching their vagina's."
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Strange to see Chelsea favs for this game (although on the drify). Arsenal would have a fairly strong team out I would have thought given no FA cup game at the weekend ?
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"but we could see the doctors on the pitch with Hazard & Co rolling around clutching their vagina's."
did that come straight out of phil nevilles coaching manual |
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To be fair I thought the title was Arsenal's back three tonight, which would be better than the Chambers, Mertesacker, Holding partnership at least. Hawking's probably got more pace than the lot of them for starters.
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Muggy fivers on Pen Awarded & Player sent off @12/1 & Alonso to score outside the box @22/1... C'mon Oliver let's have some VAR action.
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Very wise move, postponing the charity donations. I have just been watching the news and any mention of clutching vaginas and charity getting very bad press at the moment.
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Haha mecca... forgot !
I'll find an appropriate ladies charity after the game... any suggestions gratefully received |
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Arsenal favs to win the match, Chelsea favs to qualify. Interesting. A lot of punters can't make up their mind about this one. Unders for me.
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Did chelsea score
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0-1 Hazard
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Nice bit of sh1thousing from the Chelsea keeper....
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1-1
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what a fluke goal
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Fluke goal of the season
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Unders is doomed. :(
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Ross Barkley coming on
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Wenger makes me laugh going mad at his terrible defence it's a joke it's a joke turns to Steve bould each game and says who is the defence coach we should sack him ! Steve bould looks sheepish and says don't worry boss I'm on to it
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I've done under 3.5, for a chunk.
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How many minutes added at end of fist half??
TIA...... I forgot to check |
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Fingers chewed right now
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3 were added
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I think I have done my dough.
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3 mins mecca
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Cheers
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5 more minutes at FT ...good luck idwf
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Looks like a loser mecca....
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Ozil has been outstanding so much better than the rest of them
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Iwobi ...championship player at best
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Double sub...what a shocking schoolboy error by Wenger
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No more goals please,
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4 added
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blow up ref.
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No VAR and got 7. Close but no large bifta.
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bad luck, dolph. :(
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2-1 FT
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