Richard Keys, would he smash it?

DIRTY OLD MAN

As a father of twenty odd year old daughters I have to say Keys sounds like a creep. Tantamount to child abuse imho.

obviously into (very) hairy men

Chewbacca fetish

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OnePercenter • October 1, 2016 9:42 AM BST
As a father of twenty odd year old daughters I have to say Keys sounds like a creep. Tantamount to child abuse imho.



While Keys is obviously a total c*nt.  The women he was shagging is 27..Hardly child abuse imo.

There's a certain 60 year old saddo with nothing better to do with his time other than to report my posts, how it broke t'c and c's Idk.

She's not really a looker, jimmy hill chin. Needs lots of make up type.

95% of women (conservative estimate) are not lookers without their make-up.

It's a pretty disgusting thing to do to your sick wife.

If the girl in question is 27y/o then it's definitely not child abuse!

fat head and big jummy chin

would you smash it yes after 8-10 pints and a few lines of Tyson Fury's gear

jimmy*

27 and he's calling it CB

Wonder what he made of Chris Evans and Billie Piper

If you think she's an eight pinter then you need to lower your standards, TC. You're either an Adonis, or you don't get laid very often!

8 pints does not do much damage just blurry eyes

I am half the age of this Keys also so i hope i have higher standards

IMHO you shouldn't shag someone if you are old enough to be their father,  Keys is old enough to be this girl's grandfather. You might not call it child abuse but if a 59 year old bloke was leering at one of my daughters I would kick him in the shins. Hard.

only the shins?!

the shins

Onepercenter , quite right if you where to bang one of your daughters mates i guarantee the dad or mad uncles would be round to do some nasty things to your face and body.

There's a few on here that would bang Richard Keys after 8 pints never mind the daughter's pal

SHOT FIRED BY JAMESDEAN !!!!!

Ever been kicked in the shins hard? Guarantee you wouldn't want a second kick in any hurry.

Scum

james has it right, most posters on here would f*** a hole in the wall

1% - plenty of times, i'd aim a little higher in certain circumstances

Keys recently tweeted he was really "disappointed in Big Sam"