WHAT A SHAMBLES AT CHELSEA

have they offered you the job

as mourinio's shrink?

have you seen eva very nice

A great manager but a truly disgusting person.

A few years ago he complained that the doctors at Reading were too slow coming on to the pitch. Now he has a go at his own doctors for being too quick!

He has achieved a great deal but behaves like a petulant child. I get the feeling he's not very intelligent.

he's a bully

Hate to stick up for the guy as he's an absolute toerag but not intelligent? Learnt not just Italian, but the Milanese dialect, before he went to Inter. That takes some doing, I can tell you.

Mourinho is dumb like a fox

A few years ago he complained that the doctors at Reading were too slow coming on to the pitch

That is not what he said. He made a complaint that it took an ambulance too long to get there.

Partly as a result of what he said medical facilities at grounds were upgraded. Something that probably saved Fabrice Muamba's life when he collapsed at WHL.

In this particular case he's out of order.

Sorry to rain on your parade Marcce, but it was a cardiologist in he crowd who saved Muamba's life.

jose knew it was just time wasting, he understands the game

the doctor could have cost the club a point, and perhaps the title

he may be out of order but nicely deflects from a poor result

hey ho

Its his 3rd year expect full meltdown and tantrums galore

jed following his complaints ambulances are now on standby at grounds. Muamba was given a number of defibrillator shocks in the ambulance that day. Mourinho was ridiculed for his complaints but he was absolutely bang on. Medical facilities were woefully inadequate before then.

Ironically, another thing that was brought in after the Cech incident was that it was made a requirement that clubs had a doctor on the bench as well as the normal physio.

What should have been brought in, as I said on another thread earlier, is that when there s a prima facie case of attempted murder, then the perpetrator should be tried for attempted murder. If CCTV had caught me in the street looking at he position of someone's head and then kneeing them in the temple, I'd be done for it.

I think Chelsea should get Horace Horlicks as their manager. He has a proven track record at this level and won't alienate the supporters. Always he probably wouldn't be so obstiante and obnoxious.

Blimey Dr has broken his rose coloured spectacles.

He's sacked Eva ??????? He can fu ck off right now

every sympathy for dr carneiro,
doesnt do much for equality of the sexes giving her the old heave ho
but if she dont get on with jose then
i guess thats it
bottom line is chelsea win football matches
a doctor can be replaced, easier than mourinho i suppose

That's where your wrong thelatarps, Jose's ar$e isn't a patch on Eva's

I stand corrected

Me thinks José ALWAYS wanted to get rid of Eva and has taken this opportunity to take her away from the limelight....maybe it was her presence being an unnecessary distraction...

still loads of c**ts on the Chelsea bench

Eva sacked ?   I'll give her a job

The only two people Mourinho can be angry at is:
a) Hazard asking ref for medical assistance
b) If he didn't, but then the ref concluded medical assistance was necessary

Medics can't enter the pitch unless waved on by referee
Medics can't refuse to enter pitch if waved on by referee

Laws of the game

A sad day for football fans and perverts alike
......of which I'm both

Nine hours for betfair mods to approve that photo ffs

9 hours and a box of tissues ( nap)

eva

Weird game football.Suggest the Chelsea manager goes to a Rugby League game and sees how the players behave(also the coaches etc.) and how injury situations are dealt with.He might just learn a thing or two.

Footballers far too soft for Rugby League.

The Rugby League crowd would be laughing at the Emirates watching the physio rushing on for yet another Jackie Wheelchair torn sock type injury and administers 2 squirts of hairspray while Wheelchair has 2 quick puffs of a cigarette.

if she loses her job would seem a clear case of bullying in the workplace

be nearly as funny as watching rugby players forced to strip on the pitch and when all the padding,guards etc are removed they,d morph from been arnie swartz into mr bean in front of our eyes

Mourinho could have done a Bret Easton Ellis on her in the centre circle for all I care, he's still enough credit in the bank from that 2-0 win against Liverpool at Anfield.

Aug 12, 2015 -- 11:20AM, 1st time poster wrote:

be nearly as funny as watching rugby players forced to strip on the pitch and when all the padding,guards etc are removed they,d morph from been arnie swartz into mr bean in front of our eyes

You seem to be confused as to which code of `rugby` I was referring to.I suggested football learns from rugby league not what I suspect you are calling rugby.

mourinho is a big c..t

what he says

beginning of the end for Mourinho

....again

She has also been sacked from her other job as club bus driver

I've got a sneaky feeling that this physio could have a claim for unfair dismissal!!! doing your job correctly is not a good reason to sack someone. Mourinho is a pathetic little child, they didn't win so it's somebody's fault

Ref called them on the pitch. They would have breached duty of care if they hadn't gone on, then Mourinho gets more grumpy about her Facebook post which doesn't breach any club regulations....prize plum

I think she could safely walk now, and then sue. Criticised wrongly and very publicly by her line manager which in itself would be unacceptable in the vast majority of workplaces, she is then disciplined for something that I can't believe went against either club policy or her contract.

he's cracking up. The reaction on the touchline is scarcely believable. Like a petulant child!

If you say stopped an ambulance crew treating people you,d get done. Jose needs to apologise and re-instate her. It's a good move for him now

People are assuming that what's happened is entirely down to this one incident. It's not.

care to elaborate Marcee? Last season Mourinho was praising his medical staff.

It's wretched timing though Marcee assuming that's the case and it also doesn't excuse that response from Mourinho on Saturday. Not sure I've seen anything more pathetic on a football pitch tbh (betting without Lehman/Drogba)

Surely Jose should decide when to cheat and it is not when the Club want to score..

I don't know the specific incidences themover though I'd have an educated guess that Costa's hamstring issues have had a bit to do with it. From what I've heard this has ended up being the final straw rather than it being the isolated case leading to what's happened since. It seems there's been a few differences of opinion along the way. Not altogether surprising because Jose got rid of the then physio first time around, something that was mainly due to Robben's constant injuries I believe.

I agree Regular Fries. He was out of order imo. Even if there have been problems this wasn't the incident to escalate them as far as I'm concerned.

Jose spot on as usual. Bird in a man's sport. She should have known the implications and any idiot could tell that it wasn't a serious injury. Hazard should take some responsibilty as well the soft lad.

Betfair have a free brain cell promotion next week, good chance for you to double up TMB

If Hazard stopped diving around when feather tickled he may not be on the floor later in the game tired!!! Or was it a misplaced tactic to waste time and let the players get a breather\organised when a man down?

Deflecting things again prob IMO.

if Jose is to blame anyone, then it should be Courtois for getting sent off

I thought I read that Eva was still club doctor,but not on the bench for matches anymore,so not dismissed.
   Meanwhile who kept JT and Eden in one piece for ALL 38 league matches,which must be some sort of record.Oh,and numerous Cup games too.Somebody,somewhere is good at their job!

She can always hand out the oranges at half time, best place for her. Might think twice and get her brain engaged before she acts next time.

..gonna be pretty funny on Sunday.....

...the first time a Chelsea player needs treatment.......tv cameras will pan straight to a Mourhinho close up...

are you on a wind up TMB?

One thing I would say is that the other male physio isn't getting nearly as much media coverage.

Rancid club no wonder it has rubbed off on Mourinho.  Instead of dealing with a player cheating by feigning injury to waste-time, Mourinho blames the club doctor for following a referee directive to attend to player on pitch.

Same double standard applied to John Terry, the Chelsea captain banned and fined by the Football Association in 2012 for using racist language towards former Queens Park Rangers defender Anton Ferdinand got a pay rise from the club whereas the four club supporters involved in the racist incident on the Paris metro in 2014 get banned by the club for eighteen year.

I hope she takes them for constructive dismissal and forces Chelsea/Mourinho into tribunal.

"So for them to do that they must be sure the player has a real problem and not a little knock and with my experience and the way I read the game I could clearly see it was not a problem." - Mourinho


picture of Eden Hazard laying on the pitch as if he had just been taken out by a sniper :

agree rancid club,how on earth they give Terry a pay rise when he is found not guilty in court is beyond belief.

BTW jose is a total t*at of the highest order and i hope eva slaughters Jose for his behaviour

Rancid club,sack two players for drugs while Man Utd make there's club captain

yes,double standards storm alert...

terry found not guilty in a court of law, but found guilty by the fa kangaroo court headed by, oh yes, a jew, who still probably had the hump from the last war & bader meinhoff

Aug 13, 2015 -- 7:28AM, Regular Fries wrote:

are you on a wind up TMB?One thing I would say is that the other male physio isn't getting nearly as much media coverage.

She isn't a physio, she's a doctor.
He didn't get the attention she got following Mourinho's rant because he's a man and she's a woman in a male dominated environment. That the two have been treated differently by the club since then can only be because of her post on FB or something else has happened to which we aren't privy.

All of those things pretty irrelevant imo. Mourinho's actions and comments during/after the game would be enough for her to leave and then stroll into a tribunal to pick up a cheque.

sj • August 13, 2015 2:37 PM BST
Rancid club,sack two players for drugs while Man Utd make there's club captain

Unclear what this has to do with United or drugs to be honest

about being a rancid club and double standards(not aimed purely at UTD btw) first example i could think of.Could have used the suarez T Shirt saga,us with the ashley cole signing etc

Mourinho must be running out of distractions for sh1t performances by his team

mourinho is a ponce

In the close season I thought Jose was going soft.  Cech to a rival, bringing in Falcoa.  It was like seeing a fox grin unnatural acts.
In the same way that richer and more powerful individuals have imposed their authority over Mourinho he has done the same to someone within his control.   It is the circle of life(power).
Anyway in the Chelsea dressing room there are lots of strong individuals(ie Costa).  If they think  Mour is going soft this sends out a message.
For right or wrong Jose is still Jose.
The Machiavellian prince.

Any clown that wants to have a go at the superb footballer,Eden Hazard,should have a good think before posting their unbelievable load of tosh.The guy played in ALL 38 league games,numerous cup games,and Champions league.According to stats. he was the most fouled player in the Prem.,picking himself up,dusting himself off,after receiving  many many horrendous tackles.
Don't let facts get in the way of your prejudice.

Is She Bi or Straight?, any Children?, Married?,
at 41 years old, journalist`s have been trying to find out info about her past 21 years,
except for what she divulges to Wiki and the odd video she puts on Utube,
Nobody knows Anthing about her?.
Well she takes a size 32B Maximum

Why should anyone be entitled to know about a Dr's private life.The press loves to dig up so called dirt in order to sell papers,so why should forumites go down that slimey road?
Everybody is entitled to a private life,as long as criminal activity isn't involved,then it can be put out to the public,but until then we should accept a person's privacy,and get on with our own lives,instead of turning people into the world of soap characters.

maybe the medic staff got on the pitch quick enough to enable him to play all those matches

In my world sidthekid Eva is definitely straight although sometimes her best friend Pixie Lott comes round and joins in

Discrimination against women is oppression.

Discrimination against men is equal opportunity.

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Fcknuckle