**** Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk v Sevilla FC - UEFA EUROPA LEAGUE 2014/15 FINAL ****

if it stays the same I can get my jar of Seville Marmalade back from over the wall where it went when they lost to Real Sociedad

u layed a horse at 2.1 that never traded lower than 3.6

u backed a horse at 5 that never traded higher than 3.4


its all in ur head boy

May 27, 2015 -- 9:28PM, never give up wrote:

The Special One • May 27, 2015 9:27 PM BST    May 27, 2015 -- 9:26PM, never give up wrote:    The Special One • May 27, 2015 8:40 PM BSTBrace for the Seville winner               Seville are winning you thick pleb Laughbut u dont bet so ur cheering for nothing

               

No you dont bet because your the only one on this thread that hasnt posted anything about this game, all your posts on this thread have been about other forum members

u layed a horse at 2.1 that never traded lower than 3.6

u backed a horse at 5 that never traded higher than 3.4


its all in ur head boy

Nice on toast in the morning mover

May 27, 2015 -- 9:29PM, never give up wrote:

u layed a horse at 2.1 that never traded lower than 3.6u backed a horse at 5 that never traded higher than 3.4 its all in ur head boy

Still no post about this game or betting from NGU

All his posts so far on this thread have been about anothet forum member

Oh dear!

Oh, sh*t. Looks like someone's in real trouble.

shiit :(

Collapsed!

Oh god whats happened here?

Just horrible that.

he just collapsed

He will be ok.

got a smack in head just before

No rush to get him off so he will be fine.

Hopefully he be ok

3-3 incoming

               

Sevulle dont know how to park the bus

4 mins added

backed late goal......

As if only 4 mins, would have thought that without the collaspe.

ooohhhhhhhhh

I'll be just down the road from you in a couple of weeks mover, just outside Torrevieja

Is that where the clinic is, pauliow?

How did you know?

Im in rainy England then for my birthday

Soft free kick that, from the one look I had anyway.

FT 2-3

Great, somewhere for me to stay

Or burgle

I could nick your file of useless statistics

are you Romanian ?

I can be anything you want

May 27, 2015 -- 8:09PM, neworder69 wrote:

TSODont panic in-play bettors, long way to go yet, its a game of 90mins + stoppage timeThank fu** you said that there I was 5hitting myself but now I feel so assured that a top pro like you still has confidence...........I feel so much better thank you............

Torre is about 110 miles south of me, and involves going past Benidorm, which is never a safe thing to do

May 27, 2015 -- 7:44PM, Quatsch wrote:

May 27, 2015 --  7:31PM, The Special One wrote:               1.34 Sevilla to win the cup is free money!I'll quote this for you, since you won't be after the game.

Hello Squash

Yet again another European Competition, goes to the country, which has actually got the BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD

My kids want to go to Benidorm, to the huge water park

Yeah, yeah, TSO. You just got lucky tonight.

yeah, Aqualandia and Terra Mitica good for kids

tso tips a 1.34 winner 

will ease the pain of losing over 200 monopoly money points on the horse forum

May 27, 2015 -- 9:43PM, Quatsch wrote:

Yeah, yeah, TSO. You just got lucky tonight.

Nothing lucky about this, Sevulle should have had that penalty and then buries that chance wou thought the goal keeper was at nuer, de dea and Bufoon's level

Thats it Aqualandia. Bigger than Aquapolis in Torrevieja.

*you

Congratulations Sevilla showing the English teams how it's done on a budget the same as Hull City.

The best league in the world will have 5 teams in the Champions League next season!

Barca
Real
Valencia
Atletico
Sevilla

The UEFA rankings for Spanish clubs are going to put them way, way ahead now.

Pauliow, there was a great article in The Sunday Times at the weekend about Benidorm, think it was by Julie Burchill.

Ok I'll have a look tomorrow, cheers

two for one prices at Aqualandia from McDonalds at the moment

               

Seville finished in a euRopey league place in La Liga, so does spain now get a extra Europey league place since Seville will now play in champions league next season?

Bloody hell McDonalds and a water park. Nice totty in the water park though I guess

No worries. If you could post that Big Sam pic one more time.......

I'm not a McDonalds fan but if Im going to one of the parks they normally have two for one vouchers

Just yanking your chain, TSO.

You're so easy.

May 27, 2015 -- 9:47PM, The Special One™ wrote:

               Seville finished in a euRopey league place in La Liga, so does spain now get a extra Europey league place since Seville will now play in champions league next season?

THEY SHOULD DO, just to keep improving the ropey league.

only hippos in the water parks

May 27, 2015 -- 9:49PM, themover wrote:

only hippos in the water parks

NOOOOOOOOO

               

If loserpool didnt lose to penalties to Besiktas it could have been them winning this tonigh and then England would have had 5 teams in next seasons Champions league

TSO.

I will bet EVERYTHING I own that I made more money on the game than you...........know why??

I only made a bit......50 odd quid but it was real money,you only have crappy very often wrong over inflated opinions ON EVERYTHING with pretend money.........

now do one fu**wit:)

Night all. See for the Champions League final

night pauliow

Platini. The new Blatter.

Where's the puke smiley when you need it...

C ya, pauliow. May I ask why you're not going to be around until then? Still a few decent games coming up in the meantime...

TSO

Show us yer bet on Seville.........go on:)
was it a level stake bet?:)
it will have had a 90% chance I am sure

Spain only get 2 EL spots next year. Sevilla's spot in the EL does not get replaced by a Spanish team. It gets recycled into the competition (some other teams moves up another round).

neworder69 • May 27, 2015 8:09 PM BST
TSO

Dont panic in-play bettors, long way to go yet, its a game of 90mins + stoppage time

Thank fu** you said that there I was 5hitting myself but now I feel so assured that a top pro like you still has confidence...........I feel so much better thank you............

and your bet was?

May 27, 2015 -- 10:02PM, neworder69 wrote:

and your bet was?

Read opening post

May 27, 2015 -- 10:00PM, n88uk wrote:

Spain only get 2 EL spots next year. Sevilla's spot in the EL does not get replaced by a Spanish team. It gets recycled into the competition (some other teams moves up another round).

It should really go to the next teal down in La Liga after Seville

Now a team in the early rounds will get a bye

Villareal and Bilbao in Europa League, not sure what happens if Bilbao win the Spanish Cup.

It's those 2 regardless. If Bilbao win Copa Del Rey they will be the Spanish team in group stage, if Barcelona win, Villarreal will be in the group stage. The other team has to enter in an earlier qualifying round.

Over 3.5 Goals    4.50    70.00    Back    27-May-15 19:22    245.00

THERES MINE

But it all probability, they wouldn't have won, or got past the next round.

nice one Godsend:) good result.

TSO we know you said sev would win........what i want to know is what your bet was how much did you put on and make?

u layed a horse at 2.1 that never traded lower than 3.6

u backed a horse at 5 that never traded higher than 3.4


its all in ur head tso

May 27, 2015 -- 10:23PM, neworder69 wrote:

nice one Godsend:) good result.TSO we know you said sev would win........what i want to know is what your bet was how much did you put on and make?

You been Brown-Nosing ngu so much your begenning to sound just like hm now

tso tips a 1.34 winner  ShockedShockedShockedShocked

will ease the pain of losing over 200 monopoly money points on the horse forum

u layed a horse at 2.1 that never traded lower than 3.6

u backed a horse at 5 that never traded higher than 3.4


its all in ur head tso

May 27, 2015 -- 10:34PM, never give up wrote:

u layed a horse at 2.1 that never traded lower than 3.6u backed a horse at 5 that never traded higher than 3.4its all in ur head tso

Your the only one on this thread that hasnt posted 1 post about this game or betting, all your posts in this thread havebeen about another forum member, sounds like your SEETHING really bad

waccoe75 • May 24, 2015 10:16 PM BST

    May 24, 2015 -- 9:56PM, never give up wrote:


    Tightfisted • May 23, 2015 10:33 PM BSTUnfortunately I'm still working about 2 days behind you...but it's better than nothing even though there may be a few mistakes and only the big layers are included Grin    Layer            BSP            Avg       waccoe75            399             410        IwonIwon            278             343        JonHig.            270             268        Knight Commander             142             142        marbellaman            69             73        zipper            19             13        deadbrain59            -3             5        never give up            -5             44        Dave The Rave            -7             -4        daveyworcs            -13             -3        angeleyz            -25             -25        bluebeard            -68             -59        madhatters            -86             -76        The Special One?            -204             -143        TOTALS            823             1045


minus 204 to £10 level stakes now as TSO only does £100/£150 stakes hes about 3k down in 20 days LaughLaughLaughLaugh but as he don't bet hes on zero LaughLaugh
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GRANTCKING • May 24, 2015 10:18 PM BST
-3k, jesus tso thats a lot of paper money

EXPOSED again

u layed a horse at 2.1 that never traded lower than 3.6

u backed a horse at 5 that never traded higher than 3.4


its all in ur head tso

May 27, 2015 -- 10:34PM, never give up wrote:

u layed a horse at 2.1 that never traded lower than 3.6u backed a horse at 5 that never traded higher than 3.4its all in ur head tso

Your the only one on this thread that hasnt posted 1 post about this game or betting, all your posts in this thread havebeen about another forum member, sounds like your SEETHING really really bad

I talk to plenty of lads on here and ngu is a good guy.
You use that line on anyone who agrees with someone who is rightly questioning you

I am upset you have not called me vile yet.......am i not worthy:)?

waccoe75 • May 24, 2015 10:16 PM BST

    May 24, 2015 -- 9:56PM, never give up wrote:


    Tightfisted • May 23, 2015 10:33 PM BSTUnfortunately I'm still working about 2 days behind you...but it's better than nothing even though there may be a few mistakes and only the big layers are included Grin    Layer            BSP            Avg       waccoe75            399             410        IwonIwon            278             343        JonHig.            270             268        Knight Commander             142             142        marbellaman            69             73        zipper            19             13        deadbrain59            -3             5        never give up            -5             44        Dave The Rave            -7             -4        daveyworcs            -13             -3        angeleyz            -25             -25        bluebeard            -68             -59        madhatters            -86             -76        The Special One?            -204             -143        TOTALS            823             1045


minus 204 to £10 level stakes now as TSO only does £100/£150 stakes hes about 3k down in 20 days LaughLaughLaughLaugh but as he don't bet hes on zero LaughLaugh
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GRANTCKING • May 24, 2015 10:18 PM BST
-3k, jesus tso thats a lot of paper money

imbecile

Earlier today I was having a quick smoke in my back garden,to my left I spotted what appeared to be a blue/red scarve fluttering from the side of the house I went to investigate.
Around the side are my bins there was a very tiny,diminutive figure,weedy,malnourished even wearing a long scarf split between Chelsea and Arsenal(never seen one of those before)and on the back of the scarf it said "I am a complete and total bellend"
The figure was rooting through my bins making grunting noises I could only decipher "Nobby Sausage" "Bacon"(I think or something to do with Bacon,perhaps he was looking for bacon?)"vile scumbag" and "never give up"...........it was hard to tell exactly what he was saying as the gimp mask he was wearing along with the copious amounts of dribble pouring out from the mouth opening in the gimp mask did make it difficult to hear.
Anyway I shouted at this creature to get out of my bins and off my property,it stopped turned and proceeded to rant inanely at me about River Plate being vile,french league being terrible and proclaiming to be a legend and who will score next?????
I was a little startled but went to grab him,it was at this precise moment it occurred to me this could be the one and only TSO....
As I grabbed the gimp like urchin he letched to the side clinging on to some old salami scraps I had thrown away,I managed to grab a Lidl carrier bag he had tucked into a hole on the side of his shell suit bottoms but to no avail, he ran away bow legged(sure sign of ricketts and disease/malnutrition).
Even though he was not quick I was not of a mind to chase all I could see legging down my drive was a bowlegged 2ft nothing 4stone shellsuit wearing gimp with market 6 stripe trainers (no laces they were holding up the shellsuit I assume)
Standing there stunned and quite frankly in awe of the fact I had been in the presence of the great and legendary TSO my thoughts shifted to the dirty,ripped 5hit stained,pi55 stinking Lidl carrier bag I was unfortunately holding.
I emptied the contents onto the path in no particular order.
1x penis enlarger
1xbook entitled "how to win friends and influence people"
1x bedsit tenancy agreement(paid weekly £20 inc all bills)
1x eviction notice from bedsit due to non payment and defacating on the walls
1x "I hate NGU" T-SHIRT recently printed I think
1x list called "bets  would like to make/say I have made but can't afford to"
1x list called "alternate words for vile and scumbag"........list empty
1x letter from dwp confirming unable to work due to being "fu**ing mental and no good for anything"
1x letter from dwp saying benefit stopped due to his violent verbal outbursts at staff calling them all idiots and saying they are not intellectual
1x poster size paper written in blood and 5hit saying "TSO IS LEGEND TSO IS LEGEND TSO IS LEGEND over and over and over
And most interestingly detailed notes from his NHS psychiatry sessions.He must have stolen these from the Doctor as they are in a official hospital folder marked "fu**ing nutjob" on the front in big bold blue and red fonts!
I will keep these notes confidential at the moment as I am sure you will appreciate there personal nature I merely tell you this tale today my friends as a precautionary warning to keep a close eye on your bins,I myself live in the Midlands area he I believe lives in the London area, but he is a national parasite he could spring up anywhere spouting nobby sausage,vile and dribbling about the French league...........I may produce the doctors notes if I feel it will help rid us of this disease

:)

Earlier today I was having a quick smoke in my back garden,to my left I spotted what appeared to be a blue/red scarve fluttering from the side of the house I went to investigate.
Around the side are my bins there was a very tiny,diminutive figure,weedy,malnourished even wearing a long scarf split between Chelsea and Arsenal(never seen one of those before)and on the back of the scarf it said "I am a complete and total bellend"
The figure was rooting through my bins making grunting noises I could only decipher "Nobby Sausage" "Bacon"(I think or something to do with Bacon,perhaps he was looking for bacon?)"vile scumbag" and "never give up"...........it was hard to tell exactly what he was saying as the gimp mask he was wearing along with the copious amounts of dribble pouring out from the mouth opening in the gimp mask did make it difficult to hear.
Anyway I shouted at this creature to get out of my bins and off my property,it stopped turned and proceeded to rant inanely at me about River Plate being vile,french league being terrible and proclaiming to be a legend and who will score next?????
I was a little startled but went to grab him,it was at this precise moment it occurred to me this could be the one and only TSO....
As I grabbed the gimp like urchin he letched to the side clinging on to some old salami scraps I had thrown away,I managed to grab a Lidl carrier bag he had tucked into a hole on the side of his shell suit bottoms but to no avail, he ran away bow legged(sure sign of ricketts and disease/malnutrition).
Even though he was not quick I was not of a mind to chase all I could see legging down my drive was a bowlegged 2ft nothing 4stone shellsuit wearing gimp with market 6 stripe trainers (no laces they were holding up the shellsuit I assume)
Standing there stunned and quite frankly in awe of the fact I had been in the presence of the great and legendary TSO my thoughts shifted to the dirty,ripped 5hit stained,pi55 stinking Lidl carrier bag I was unfortunately holding.
I emptied the contents onto the path in no particular order.
1x penis enlarger
1xbook entitled "how to win friends and influence people"
1x bedsit tenancy agreement(paid weekly £20 inc all bills)
1x eviction notice from bedsit due to non payment and defacating on the walls
1x "I hate NGU" T-SHIRT recently printed I think
1x list called "bets  would like to make/say I have made but can't afford to"
1x list called "alternate words for vile and scumbag"........list empty
1x letter from dwp confirming unable to work due to being "fu**ing mental and no good for anything"
1x letter from dwp saying benefit stopped due to his violent verbal outbursts at staff calling them all idiots and saying they are not intellectual
1x poster size paper written in blood and 5hit saying "TSO IS LEGEND TSO IS LEGEND TSO IS LEGEND over and over and over
And most interestingly detailed notes from his NHS psychiatry sessions.He must have stolen these from the Doctor as they are in a official hospital folder marked "fu**ing nutjob" on the front in big bold blue and red fonts!
I will keep these notes confidential at the moment as I am sure you will appreciate there personal nature I merely tell you this tale today my friends as a precautionary warning to keep a close eye on your bins,I myself live in the Midlands area he I believe lives in the London area, but he is a national parasite he could spring up anywhere spouting nobby sausage,vile and dribbling about the French league...........I may produce the doctors notes if I feel it will help rid us of this disease

:)

Yes be careful you dont brown-npse the vile rancid ngu too much cos you could catch HIV from him

waccoe75 • May 24, 2015 10:16 PM BST

    May 24, 2015 -- 9:56PM, never give up wrote:


    Tightfisted • May 23, 2015 10:33 PM BSTUnfortunately I'm still working about 2 days behind you...but it's better than nothing even though there may be a few mistakes and only the big layers are included Grin    Layer            BSP            Avg       waccoe75            399             410        IwonIwon            278             343        JonHig.            270             268        Knight Commander             142             142        marbellaman            69             73        zipper            19             13        deadbrain59            -3             5        never give up            -5             44        Dave The Rave            -7             -4        daveyworcs            -13             -3        angeleyz            -25             -25        bluebeard            -68             -59        madhatters            -86             -76        The Special One?            -204             -143        TOTALS            823             1045


minus 204 to £10 level stakes now as TSO only does £100/£150 stakes hes about 3k down in 20 days LaughLaughLaughLaugh but as he don't bet hes on zero LaughLaugh
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GRANTCKING • May 24, 2015 10:18 PM BST
-3k, jesus tso thats a lot of paper money

May 27, 2015 -- 9:55PM, Quatsch wrote:

C ya, pauliow. May I ask why you're not going to be around until then? Still a few decent games coming up in the meantime...

Having a quiet period Quatsch and don't have a lot of time at the moment.