Let's all laugh at Tottenham

7th Feb seems such a long time ago.

When Carrick and Fellaini score against you in the same match, you know it's not your day, what does Lame ella and Pauline have to do to get a game, that's over 40 million pound worth of talent right there

Mar 15, 2015 -- 5:49PM, Wesdag wrote:

7th Feb seems such a long time ago.

FT 3-0

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disgusting performance.

Mar 15, 2015 -- 7:03PM, freddiek wrote:

disgusting performance.

Well said, what is the point of spuds? just a mediocre mid-table side there just to make up the numbers

2-0 up at home against bottom of table, hapless Leicester, now 2-2.

This is against a leicester side who are 4pts clear at the bottom and puds at home

and suprise suprise the donkey scores against a lesser side like he got 2 against QPR

How many did he get against manure at old trafford last week?

How many against chelsea in the final???

how many against fioretina??

oops

spuds celebrating beating at home BOTTOM OF THE TABLE LEICESTER WHO ARE 4PTS CLEAR 

spuds celebrating only just beating at home BOTTOM OF THE TABLE LEICESTER WHO ARE 4PTS CLEAR 

ARSENAL just won 3 away games in a row : manure, MUGaco and newcastle

dont know wether ur premature or immature or both

Cant beat little bottoom of the table Burnley with 3 england internationals and the donkey as captain what a joke

Cant beat villa at home?? and where was donkey kane to equalize??

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I hope donkey kane is made "Captain" every game now

He hasnt scored as captain yet and hes been captain for 2 games, spuds lost both games

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Wow simply wow. Just when you think Spurs have sunk to the bottom, they get the shovel out and keep digging

Anyone know what Harry Kanes injury was?

wasnt sure he was injured saw him walking off applauding the fans at the whistle.....

Tottenham results been putting a smile on my face all season.

https://twitter.com/BlackScarfMarc/status/1647288342373908481

Spurs need to sign a good young manager and tell the squad he won't ever be sacked and then have a clear out of the dross.

Of course that will never happen.

It is rather a good laugh when Spurs come a cropper as they did yesterday so spectacularly against Bournemouth. I do really try and be neutral but the image of Kane collapsing as if taken out by a sniper when someone brushed his arm recently is too much for me to bear.

https://twitter.com/limidoh38/status/1650203343732482050?s=19

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Contains swearing!

https://twitter.com/StoolFootball/status/1650167024780206080?s=19

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I'm surprised the British museum hasn't stolen this thread

The rent! The rent! The rent!