FFS Suarez you fkin thick

Meanwhile, Danny Mills perhaps a bit over the top:  "I am sorry but they have got to throw him in jail and lock him up for ever."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28010967

He's got a form of Autism and it's clear when the pressure gets too much he simply can't help himself.

He has 3 options; Banned for life, wear a mussel or have his front teeth removed.

they can't ban him for life, not fifa anyway

it depends on whether they take it as a world cup incident or whether they include his previous when making a decision

i think his ban could be as low as 3-4 games for the former, but maybe 6 months if they want to go big and take into account his other dining experiences

He's out of the tournament. He might as well ask the Xavi if there's a spare seat on the plane to Barca.

world-class attacker, for sure

It's being rumoured his next club is going to be Borussia Munchin' Gladbach ?

Love the Danny Mills quote, Darlo, a genuine lol!

Ye would need some new cotton mills erecting if Luis Lector got jailed..

Vubiant     25 Jun 14 09:53 
It's being rumoured his next club is going to be Borussia Munchin' Gladbach ?

v good
on a more serious note...the guy defo has issues he can't control
i mean otherwise u just wouldn't do it with the whole world watching
red mist comes down & then it's game on

Eat a Snickers Luis, your not your self when ur hungry

Jun 25, 2014 -- 3:53AM, Vubiant wrote:

It's being rumoured his next club is going to be Borussia Munchin' Gladbach ?

Unfortunately for Luis the club said "Fangs, but no fangs"

Jun 25, 2014 -- 2:02AM, elise wrote:

they can't ban him for life, not fifa anywayit depends on whether they take it as a world cup incident or whether they include his previous when making a decisioni think his ban could be as low as 3-4 games for the former, but maybe 6 months if they want to go big and take into account his other dining experiences

Because when it comes down to it, FIFA are toothless.

we got some wits on here 2day

Just get him to agree to wear a muzzle in future.  Job done.

Will that become funnier the more threads you post it on wesdag?

^ A serious suggestion btw.

Maybe not everyone looks at all the various threads - if that's ok with you.

I should've known, a Liverpool fan sticking up for one their own.

No doubt the defender was to blame for having his shoulder to close to your idol's mouth.

Just banter Wesdag...

And if you could point to where I have stuck up for Suarez, I would be most obliged.

Has to be something wrong with him, you just cant keep doing this if not

Is it just a coincidence that his auto-biography is out later next month, great publicity for it.........

'"Gnawing Me ,Gnawing You" by Luis Suarez, Released 15/07/14 - Newland Publishings'

Wes, read your comment about 8 times. It's tedious. As are you. Nobody is defending LS so get off your high horse.

If you are posting the same comment 10 times at least have the decency to make it at least mildly amusing in the first instance!

someone has already said that

Great minds obviously think alike! ;)

this could be useful tool for luis...

he would have to learn to breath through his nose whilst playing but would certainly help contain those hungry gnashes!!

GEESUSS     25 Jun 14 15:23 
Is it just a coincidence that his auto-biography is out later next month, great publicity for it.........Plain

'"Gnawing Me ,Gnawing You" by Luis Suarez, Released 15/07/14 - Newland Publishings'

charwell.     25 Jun 14 16:39 
Wes, read your comment about 8 times. It's tedious. As are you. Nobody is defending LS so get off your high horse.

If you are posting the same comment 10 times at least have the decency to make it at least mildly amusing in the first instance!

Why would you need to read a comment 8 times?

No doubt you're yet another Liverpool fan defending their own - next he'll be the victim.

fo you boring ****

So glad you lot got pipped by Citeh with you lot having that scumbag in the team.

What happens when  Suarez plays the Toffees ?

He scores.

Can't help but think there's been a bit of an over reaction today.  Indefensible but some of the stuff about lifetime bans is ridiculous.

10-15 game international ban including future World Cup finals would be proportionate.

A voice of reason, as ever Berto.

biggest story at the World Cup raising his profile significantly. His agent must be chuffed

Alan Shearer: "Fifa should give him as long a ban as they can. Three bites and you are out. They should absolutely hammer him."

Robbie Savage: "He has done it on a world stage and he should never play international football again."

Chris Waddle: "Suarez has to get severely punished. I'd make him wear a gumshield."

Danny Mills: "It has to be the longest ban in football ever. A worldwide ban, not just an international ban.
They have got to throw him in jail and lock him up forever."

Most South American journalists (Brazilians included) don't seem that @rsed. Got to say, the over reaction here really is a bit pathetic.

if they do ban him, he can appeal and maybe even play saturday, could be one of the low points of wc football

over reaction and this forum go hand in hand
the pundits try and out do each other to get new contracts

i,m sure someone will correct me if its rubbish but I read FIFA have never applied an international ban to domestic football other than drugs

so this will set a precedent if it happens
Think it will hasten his move out of Anfield and to another country as he knows the British press will hound him all year and he hates them anyway

they never had a vampire before though

No doubt you're yet another Liverpool fan defending their own - next he'll be the victim.

think its people simply pointing out your humour is basically 1/10 and i bet you laugh ta your own jokes

the bloke has mental issue....and i think you may have too

red mist comes down & then it's game on

It's not that simple, there's no red mist. If that was the case he'd just boot somebody, or elbow or something. Biting isn't a natural "red mist" reaction, that's the whole problem.

berto

shearer should really shut up.
the fa didnt do anything re the kick flush in lennons face.....transparency at work again lol.

luis may be a bit loose int he head but in no way has his actions threatened a player's safety in the way shearers did.

In mitigation for the great man, it was Neil Lennon.

good point

withdrawn mlord

I was being serious about the muzzle.  At least he'd be allowed to play imo.

Shearer and Lennon all pals and giggling the other night on telly.

..........................................

he knows the British press will hound him all year and he hates them anyway


Isn't he football writers player of the year?

have to agree about the reaction, almost identical situation with chelsea, a tussle and instead of a kick or punch he goes in with the teeth, it's a very strange way to retaliate

As for the reactionary TV pundits, Ian Wright was the only island of sense in a sea of hysteria.

you think any normal person would think about sinking their teeth into someone in nay situation?
if you lose it and do such a thing on the street you will be sent for psychiatric assessment.

doesnt mean though that the red mist bit doesnt apply.
all that means is he loses it and cant pre meditate his actions.
if he could........have a proper think.

imo he is mentally challenged and needs the right help not just banning.

maybe he thinks it is less likely to be seen as opposed to a punch or kick; who would bite an opponent?

i'd tend 2 concur with that assertion
i genuinely believe in his own befuddled mind that inasmuch as it was away from where the direct action was at that point in time he thought it may have gone 'unnoticed'
luis,it's the WC ffs just a few ppl watching
but what prompted him 2 do it & why he chose 2 bite again i don't think he could honestly say himself
it's as if he's schizoid 2 a degree & the actual biting must be smth in his psyche maybe going back 2 his childhood or smth as maybe a defensive /retaliatory measure
only he knows & maybe in all truthfullness he doesn't.

Lets face it if he played for your club you would have him back tomorrow,i know I would (Spurs),ok he's definitely got issues here but whats worse a little nibble or an elbow shattering someone's jaw?
If indeed RM or Barca are after him I doubt it will bother them one jot unless he gets a ridiculously long ban.

I doubt it will bother them one jot unless he gets a ridiculously long ban.


What should bother them is the possibility of a FOURTH bite, regardless of any punishment this time.

He has 3 options; Banned for life, wear a mussel or have his front teeth removed.

Wear a mussel? Clam down, clam down.

http://www.joe.ie/football/world-cup-2014-brazil/this-looks-very-bad-new-tv-...

Alias

The Brazilian newspaper carried the front page headline pitbull so not entirely sure where you're getting the info from, but this is exactly why idiots like this do what they do. Tribal fans will condone literally anything so long as the player tries for their team. He has carte Blanche as far as so,e as concerned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5vREwbPbl4

The English media has gone wildly over the top here. Is biting a player really worse than breaking a player's leg or breaking a nose or cheekbone with an elbow? I don't think so. Give him a 3 match international ban and a stern warning about future conduct. End of.

Depends on the nature of the incident.  Injuring someone because you go in a bit recklessly is different to outright trying to hurt someone.  I'd say it's the same as punching someone but considering it's the third time he's done it  deserves more than a 3 game ban

For most Liverpool fans, Saurez is the victim.

not sure that's true wes, seen plenty of chat elsewhere with lpool fans saying he needs to be sold

terrific player, but a sandwich short, given the past offences it can't be ignored even though it's country not club, they have to kick him out of the w cup

Many players deliberately set out to hurt another player with a reckless challenge, often ending with the injured player missing whole season(s), sometimes career ending. I'm not talking about genuine mistimed challenges. I am talking about deliberate reckless challenges that were intended to harm. And yet these players consistently get away with it without any serious punishment. Some get red carded, some don't. Some receive a ridiculously lenient punishment, some receive no punishment at all while their victims are hobbling about in crutches for several months, or even crippled for the rest of their lives.

I think we need to get some proper perspective on this and the same goes for spitting, pulling hair etc. I would rather be bit, spat on or have my hair pulled all day every day rather than have my leg or nose broken, what person in their right mind wouldn't?

Breaking someone's leg or destroying their knee cap is far far far more serious than spitting or biting. Sometimes our British football culture is very strange indeed, and this is one of those times. Get a grip.

defining whether a tackle is reckless is a decision for a ref because tackles are part of the sport, unless i've missed it you can't have a fair bite or a good or even a hard bite let alone a dangerous bite

I'm not saying he shouldn't be punished. I'm just pointing out our hypocrisy. As I said I would rather be bitten than have my leg broken and lose my career. Did anyone ever lose even one game never mind a whole season or their career by by being bit? Biting someone is a bit weird I'll grant you that but lets get some perspective here.

High_lander I've only ever heard of three cases of biting I my lifetime..............

Got off very lightly with a 9 match ban.

Amazingly lightly. He certainly won't be appealing!

But the pictures were doctored, Luis is innocent

Banned for 9 international matches. Banned from all football for 4 months

How many club matches will that be?


I reckon Barcelona will still buy him anyway.

So he will be back for christmas ?

He'll be sold in the jan window

Back for the Oktober fest.

Club ban shouldn't start till August..

Also a stadium ban.

Oh so the that 4 month ban starts from today ??? .....Well he is got away with one there if true...as there will be no football for another 6 weeks or so anyway

World Cup apart he gets a 2 1/2 month ban.

Sky Sports News reckon he's banned from club football until 26th of October.

I thought he'd get 6 months so not too far out.

A nice holiday for him as you know LFC will continue to lick his boots.

bet they appeal

Jun 26, 2014 -- 9:06AM, high_lander wrote:

Sky Sports News reckon he's banned from club football until 26th of October.

i see cheers

I though the domestic ban would have started when the footy starts up again ...say 1st game of season !!

All he will be missing out on in the next 7 weeks or so is friendlies

He'll miss the first 9 league matches and the first 3 Champions League matches as well.

he's lucky he didn't get 12 months, can't imagine him going clean now he has a taste for it, just a matter of time before he tucks in again

That seems a good enough punishment high_lander i suppose, he is lucky he did not get more though !!

Jun 26, 2014 -- 9:18AM, elise wrote:

he's lucky he didn't get 12 months, can't imagine him going clean now he has a taste for it, just a matter of time before he tucks in again

I think it's about right. Biting someone is very odd but he didn't do the player any serious harm.

It is really weird though. WTF was he thinking?

very weird, it is just a pure random thing to do on a football pitch, I mean if he wants to commit harm to his opponent then why doe she not just throw them a punch, but too bite...that is seriously disturbing and god knows what his upbringing was like to have contracted such a dirty vile habbit into society !!

she=he

Because he's a cowardly sneak.

I've lost count of the bad tackles he's done and feigned injury straight after..

I laugh every time I see the clip. I think it's quite comical. Although tbf I wouldn't laugh if I was the bitee.

It's just so weird you've got to laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2A1D7KdUu4

funny clip