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jermaine defonebox
19 Jun 14 19:39
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Still seething here about here arrival. 20 suitcases private plane on standby and as soon as the press are in view a visit to the nearest underwear store to be snapped with bags of undies for her failure of a husband.
Talk about an attention seeking distraction .
I thought wag behaviour had been stopped and the others seem to have kept a low profile.
We lose and he has a mare they will get crucified in the morning.
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Report Fela Kuti June 19, 2014 7:42 PM BST
If you don't by the newspapers they won't take the pictures. I have no problem with her going to see her husband play for England
Report jermaine defonebox June 19, 2014 7:46 PM BST
Well I have.
She makes me sick. I expect she will be trying to sell the soiled pants to the press when she gets back.
She would sell Kai to get in the news.
Report p_r_e_m_i_e_r__f_a_n_t_a_s_y June 19, 2014 7:47 PM BST
how much do you think i would get a paid of these soiled knickers for? Blush
Report Outpost June 19, 2014 7:48 PM BST
maybe after the game you'll be wishing she had played
Report jermaine defonebox June 19, 2014 7:49 PM BST
I wouldn't put them over my head for 10 k. Imagine Wayne's Harry monk dribbling down your face.
Report Ibrahima Sonko June 19, 2014 7:52 PM BST
SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad
Report Burton-Brewers June 19, 2014 7:55 PM BST
stop exaggerating she only had 16 suitcases
Report jermaine defonebox June 19, 2014 7:57 PM BST
Are the other wags even here yet.
Or is it just team fking Rooney and her bags of smalls..
No doubt if we win it will be colleens gonna need new pants now.
Joking aside if she must why couldn't she come quietly or at worst bring some undies not scream mt photographer I'm nipping to agent provocateur quick take my pic.
Report lybertyne June 19, 2014 7:57 PM BST
If only she'd married the son of a certain famous Italian referee she could have been Coleen Collina.
Report johnnythebull June 19, 2014 7:58 PM BST
Ibrahima Sonko     19 Jun 14 19:52 
SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad

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Report Burton-Brewers June 19, 2014 7:58 PM BST
behave you'd love it if she sat on your face, just love it
Report jermaine defonebox June 19, 2014 7:58 PM BST
Burton it was 20 before the bags of pants.
She brings 20 cases of clothes but has to buy new pants. Come on
Still I do hope the slob scores a hat trickLove
Report tenpins June 19, 2014 8:00 PM BST
Behave yourselves.
Most on here would crawl though broken glass just to w@nk over her shadow.
Report loui June 19, 2014 8:03 PM BST
everyones on her case
Report johnnythebull June 19, 2014 8:08 PM BST
u could scour the farthest flung reaches of any universe
& still not find an uglier thicker couple!
Report Burton-Brewers June 19, 2014 8:09 PM BST
what about Bob vegas and his mam?
Report Bergkamp93 June 19, 2014 8:14 PM BST
Ibrahima Sonko • June 19, 2014 7:52 PM BST
SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad


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Report jermaine defonebox June 19, 2014 8:51 PM BST
I'd rather go blind than bang one up her love tube.
What really rags me is the ugly pair have already booked to go direct to the Bahamas for a holiday
That was how the thick cow justified the amount of cases. Ffs so fatty isn't even coming home to either face the public. Or worse if we win he's gonna miss the parade.
Report Burton-Brewers June 19, 2014 8:55 PM BST
that explains the cases then she's got Wayne's pie stash sorted for the Bahamas
Report jermaine defonebox June 19, 2014 8:57 PM BST
The private jet the b itch has in call has been a waste of money.
Report no moves June 19, 2014 9:01 PM BST
Colleen Rooney.............They should of played her! She couldn't play worse than Shrek himself.
Report stonecold- June 19, 2014 9:08 PM BST
johnnythebull 19 Jun 14 19:58 Joined: 19 Mar 14 | Topic/replies: 1,751 | Blogger: johnnythebull's blog
Ibrahima Sonko     19 Jun 14 19:52 
SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad

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Report jermaine defonebox June 20, 2014 11:40 AM BST
Well what a surprise the self promoting cow is on the front pages with the children crying crocodiles.
Has this family no limit to what they will do to hit the press.
Report rogerthebutler June 20, 2014 11:46 AM BST
Well what a surprise the self promoting cow is on the front pages with the children crying crocodiles.
Has this family no limit to what they will do to hit the press.


Bar Wayne not scoring - no.
Report flanders June 20, 2014 11:51 AM BST
While I agree its pretty mindnumbing to think that the papers are full of this rubbish but its hardly her fault that this is what sell papers unfortunately,just shows what a state this country is in when the country virtually comes to a halt when Rooney and co are performing.Can't stand it myself and its not just the numbnuts,reasonably sane people seem to act as their life depends on it.
Report The Leopard June 20, 2014 12:18 PM BST
^ Welsh (Nap)
Report jermaine defonebox June 20, 2014 2:21 PM BST
Flanders   It's her fault she calls the press to let them know when she's next changing her tampon
Report EVILROYSLADE June 20, 2014 2:44 PM BST
Just a piece of scrag end.
Report jermaine defonebox June 20, 2014 2:49 PM BST
The most irritating looking women in the world.So smug and dresses like a grandmother.
I can honestly say if it was the right looking guy(Patrick Start)I'd rather be a shirt lifter.
Report johnnythebull June 20, 2014 2:56 PM BST
this country is full of conceited fat uber ugly chav dogs
the male counterpart of whom is happy 2 settle 4 less than mediocrity
mind u the same could be levelled at the hoes themselves
mutants begetting mutants & so it continues
Report jermaine defonebox June 20, 2014 3:18 PM BST
Great post
Report p_r_e_m_i_e_r__f_a_n_t_a_s_y June 20, 2014 4:30 PM BST
2 lads above obviously shagging stunners nightly Plain
Report jermaine defonebox June 20, 2014 4:37 PM BST
In fact looking at robbie savage reckon I'd rather slide it up his s hit tube.
Report Burton-Brewers June 20, 2014 6:05 PM BST
oh dear we have a gayer
Report xmoneyx June 20, 2014 6:27 PM BST
epic thread Laugh
Report jermaine defonebox June 20, 2014 9:02 PM BST
No bender here burton. Had more women than mick jagger. But I'd rather bend than bang that old splashers colleen. Be like pumping up me nan
Report elise June 20, 2014 9:10 PM BST
if your nan can get a signed man utd football to sell on ebay she'd get my vote as well
Report Barry Conway June 20, 2014 9:11 PM BST
This might sound like name dropping but I blagged my way into the players lounge at Wembley a few years ago v Czech Republic. Of all the players wives there, she was the best looking. Not saying much, as some of the others wouldn't look out of place in a bingo hall.
Report johnnythebull June 20, 2014 9:20 PM BST
ur a f*cking top blagger BARRY 2 get in like that WITH ur guide dog lol!
Report Burton-Brewers June 20, 2014 9:31 PM BST
she isn't a stunner but I would do her over Robbie Savage, but then again I don't have suppressed homosexual tendancies
Report jermaine defonebox June 20, 2014 10:02 PM BST
She's to podgy for me I like to feel the ribs.
Don't curren like to do coke on **** now that sounds appealing even though I prefer a bit of nasty.Cool
Report Bergkamp93 June 20, 2014 10:29 PM BST
Funny Thread - The forum that keeps on givingLaugh
Report Emden June 20, 2014 11:52 PM BST
who was that kid she was feeding with a bottle during the England game?
Report jermaine defonebox June 20, 2014 11:54 PM BST
Think she hired it from the local tip for the day.
Report Emden June 20, 2014 11:57 PM BST
she even changed the kids sh1tty nappy and chucked it under the seat in front.

Out of order if you ask me.
Report jermaine defonebox June 21, 2014 12:13 AM BST
GUYS  SOMEONE WANTED TO KNOW THE ORICE OF A PAIR OF COLLEENS PANTS TO PULL OVER YOUR HEAD TO  HELP BASH THE BISHOP   DONT THINK THEY ARE SOILED BUT IM SURE FOR A SMALL DONATION TO KAI SCHOOL FEES  THAT COUKD BE SORTED

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COMES IN TWO SIZES.  THICK AND REALLY THICK
Report Wesdag June 21, 2014 1:24 AM BST
So long as Wayne scores, fcuk the result.
Report 247lol June 21, 2014 2:08 AM BST
Must be funniest thread ever  Laugh

Ibrahima Sonko  • June 19, 2014 7:52 PM BST 


SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad

But think you were misinformed !

Coleen's  flying all the way to Rio to tell Wayne she's left the kids at home with their father  John Terry and she's leaving him, that's why she's got 20 + bags with her.
Report 247lol June 21, 2014 2:14 AM BST
Brazil have issued a warning to the UK about the illegal exporting of British pigs into their country due to swine flu.

The UK has sanctioned the return of Coleen Rooney immediately
Report 247lol June 21, 2014 2:17 AM BST
After England laboured to a 2-2 draw against Ecuador in one of their warm up matches pundits were saying that England's strikers couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.


Although I don't see what Wayne and Coleen Rooney get up to in the bedroom has to do with England's World Cup prospects.
Report 247lol June 21, 2014 2:20 AM BST
Thought this was good 1

Whenever Lil Wayne smiles, there is this striking resemblance with a stoned chimp getting orgasms from an overturned banana truck.

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Report 247lol June 21, 2014 2:32 AM BST
Wayne Rooney has used Colleens pubes for his hair transplant, apparently the success rate is much higher from one c*nt to another
Report czechmate June 21, 2014 5:10 AM BST
hahaha ...epic fred:-)

When I came to London six years ago ,when living in US for a decade ,I did not understand why the heck is average player David Beckham so popular ......
after 3 months living in nation capital and reading daily news ,I  finally understood :-)
Report TheBetfairBuddy June 21, 2014 5:14 AM BST
@czech You sure it was the US and Uk you lived in?
Report czechmate June 21, 2014 5:17 AM BST
I did not heard about David Beckham when I lived in USA ....at all .
and I even went to Colorado Rapids MLS once .....boy it was slow ,something like ...Charlton on the bad day :-)
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