Colleen fking Rooney

If you don't by the newspapers they won't take the pictures. I have no problem with her going to see her husband play for England

Well I have.
She makes me sick. I expect she will be trying to sell the soiled pants to the press when she gets back.
She would sell Kai to get in the news.

how much do you think i would get a paid of these soiled knickers for?

maybe after the game you'll be wishing she had played

I wouldn't put them over my head for 10 k. Imagine Wayne's Harry monk dribbling down your face.

SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad

stop exaggerating she only had 16 suitcases

Are the other wags even here yet.
Or is it just team fking Rooney and her bags of smalls..
No doubt if we win it will be colleens gonna need new pants now.
Joking aside if she must why couldn't she come quietly or at worst bring some undies not scream mt photographer I'm nipping to agent provocateur quick take my pic.

If only she'd married the son of a certain famous Italian referee she could have been Coleen Collina.

Ibrahima Sonko     19 Jun 14 19:52 
SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad

behave you'd love it if she sat on your face, just love it

Burton it was 20 before the bags of pants.
She brings 20 cases of clothes but has to buy new pants. Come on
Still I do hope the slob scores a hat trick

Behave yourselves.
Most on here would crawl though broken glass just to w@nk over her shadow.

everyones on her case

u could scour the farthest flung reaches of any universe
& still not find an uglier thicker couple!

what about Bob vegas and his mam?

Ibrahima Sonko • June 19, 2014 7:52 PM BST
SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad

ROFL

I'd rather go blind than bang one up her love tube.
What really rags me is the ugly pair have already booked to go direct to the Bahamas for a holiday
That was how the thick cow justified the amount of cases. Ffs so fatty isn't even coming home to either face the public. Or worse if we win he's gonna miss the parade.

that explains the cases then she's got Wayne's pie stash sorted for the Bahamas

The private jet the b itch has in call has been a waste of money.

Colleen Rooney.............They should of played her! She couldn't play worse than Shrek himself.

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Ibrahima Sonko     19 Jun 14 19:52 
SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad

LaughLaughLaugh

Well what a surprise the self promoting cow is on the front pages with the children crying crocodiles.
Has this family no limit to what they will do to hit the press.

Well what a surprise the self promoting cow is on the front pages with the children crying crocodiles.
Has this family no limit to what they will do to hit the press.

Bar Wayne not scoring - no.

While I agree its pretty mindnumbing to think that the papers are full of this rubbish but its hardly her fault that this is what sell papers unfortunately,just shows what a state this country is in when the country virtually comes to a halt when Rooney and co are performing.Can't stand it myself and its not just the numbnuts,reasonably sane people seem to act as their life depends on it.

^ Welsh (Nap)

Flanders   It's her fault she calls the press to let them know when she's next changing her tampon

Just a piece of scrag end.

The most irritating looking women in the world.So smug and dresses like a grandmother.
I can honestly say if it was the right looking guy(Patrick Start)I'd rather be a shirt lifter.

this country is full of conceited fat uber ugly chav dogs
the male counterpart of whom is happy 2 settle 4 less than mediocrity
mind u the same could be levelled at the hoes themselves
mutants begetting mutants & so it continues

Great post

2 lads above obviously shagging stunners nightly

In fact looking at robbie savage reckon I'd rather slide it up his s hit tube.

oh dear we have a gayer

epic thread

No bender here burton. Had more women than mick jagger. But I'd rather bend than bang that old splashers colleen. Be like pumping up me nan

if your nan can get a signed man utd football to sell on ebay she'd get my vote as well

This might sound like name dropping but I blagged my way into the players lounge at Wembley a few years ago v Czech Republic. Of all the players wives there, she was the best looking. Not saying much, as some of the others wouldn't look out of place in a bingo hall.

ur a f*cking top blagger BARRY 2 get in like that WITH ur guide dog lol!

she isn't a stunner but I would do her over Robbie Savage, but then again I don't have suppressed homosexual tendancies

She's to podgy for me I like to feel the ribs.
Don't curren like to do coke on **** now that sounds appealing even though I prefer a bit of nasty.

Funny Thread - The forum that keeps on giving

who was that kid she was feeding with a bottle during the England game?

Think she hired it from the local tip for the day.

she even changed the kids sh1tty nappy and chucked it under the seat in front.

Out of order if you ask me.

GUYS  SOMEONE WANTED TO KNOW THE ORICE OF A PAIR OF COLLEENS PANTS TO PULL OVER YOUR HEAD TO  HELP BASH THE BISHOP   DONT THINK THEY ARE SOILED BUT IM SURE FOR A SMALL DONATION TO KAI SCHOOL FEES  THAT COUKD BE SORTED

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COMES IN TWO SIZES.  THICK AND REALLY THICK

So long as Wayne scores, fcuk the result.

Must be funniest thread ever 

Ibrahima Sonko  • June 19, 2014 7:52 PM BST 


SHe is over their to film the new series of an idiot abroad

But think you were misinformed !

Coleen's  flying all the way to Rio to tell Wayne she's left the kids at home with their father  John Terry and she's leaving him, that's why she's got 20 + bags with her.

Brazil have issued a warning to the UK about the illegal exporting of British pigs into their country due to swine flu.

The UK has sanctioned the return of Coleen Rooney immediately

After England laboured to a 2-2 draw against Ecuador in one of their warm up matches pundits were saying that England's strikers couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.


Although I don't see what Wayne and Coleen Rooney get up to in the bedroom has to do with England's World Cup prospects.

Thought this was good 1

Whenever Lil Wayne smiles, there is this striking resemblance with a stoned chimp getting orgasms from an overturned banana truck.

Wayne Rooney has used Colleens pubes for his hair transplant, apparently the success rate is much higher from one c*nt to another

hahaha ...epic fred:-)

When I came to London six years ago ,when living in US for a decade ,I did not understand why the heck is average player David Beckham so popular ......
after 3 months living in nation capital and reading daily news ,I  finally understood :-)

@czech You sure it was the US and Uk you lived in?

I did not heard about David Beckham when I lived in USA ....at all .
and I even went to Colorado Rapids MLS once .....boy it was slow ,something like ...Charlton on the bad day :-)