player scores a goal without setting foot on the pitch.

Substitute jumps over the white line and before he has landed on the pitch he's headed or volleyed the ball into the net?

comes on as sub and takes a corner and it goes straight in?

...balls goes out for a throw....

...sub is made...

...sub takes the throw without crossing the line....

...has a long throw and goes straight in.

cant score from a throw in !

corner is possible

prepared83's answer seems the best one

...throw in could be on target and take a nick off someone.....goal gets credited to the sub.

Player on a sub, takes a throw, gets it back on the volley and volleys it in mid air without toughing the ground.

walks onto the pitch on his hands and scores with his foot..simple

I can think of two possibilities:

1) He bounces along on his a***e and scores with an overhead kick.

2) His name is Pistorius.

"His name is Pistorius"

Knowing the anal laws of the game and the way some referees do them, I bet you have to cross the line when a substitution is made even to take a corner.

sub takes direct free kick from the touchline and it goes straight in?

Mar 31, 2014 -- 4:57PM, grinchus wrote:

I can think of two possibilities:1) He bounces along on his a***e and scores with an overhead kick.2) His name is Pistorius.

Genius

Is this one of those threads where the OP asks a question to which there is no actual answer, loads of people spend ages answering and the OP never returns?

Several possible answers given here.

This is surely the answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJz38WZ7_C0

Alex Oxlade Chamberlain scores but Andre Marriner insists the final touch went in off Paul Davis.

very good

He jumps up and heads the ball into the goal.  He doesn't have a foot on the pitch.

He jumps up and heads the ball into the goal.  He doesn't have a foot on the pitch.

must have either a pretty big fcuking leap or amazing neck muscles