green bananas

Add more C2H4.

Paint em yellow.

1.Eat it
2.Regurgitate it
3.Sprinkle with sugar
4.Leave for 30 mins
5.Spread on bread

ooooo lalalala hey banana,dont you step on de skin

be honest beeb its not bananas is it,youve been knocking too many out over that new poster of rvp in speedos

Green bananas are normally not 'gassed' to induce artificial ripening and may not fully ripen.  God I'm bored.

Buy yellower ones
Pick them a day later

time machine

1. take out ar5e
2. put in sun

best way is to place the bananas in to a plastic or paper bag or wrap them on a newspaper with an apple or tomato inside

You've probably bought cucumbers

i prefer white bananas myself

Stick it somewhere warm and moist bbc2, like you usually do.........

a banana in the hand is worth two in the bush

Show the banana to your misses, I woke up with her with some morning wood once and saw her without make up, turned it hard to soft in no time.