Why are there no glory hunting gloating manure plastics infesting the forum today?

when manure play poorly and luckily sneak an undeserved victory against the likes of Hull and Norwich, this place is full of their gloating threads

but as soon as manure play a decent team they are well beaten and the plastics hide away again

my guess is that bbc2 in his loft - having thrown his laptop out of the window and will now be pretending to be at a business meeting

and the thebitterbighter will be under his 'camp bed' in his dingy flea infested bedsit not even wanting to blow up his plastic boyfriend