mourinho just rambled a load of sh it

You are supposed to think he is cool and adore him.

he is a stuck record, but the media seem to love him.

"When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea,"

He's gets his ego massaged by being the headline news and the failed hacks that are sports journalists have their copy.

love that cantona line, sums them up perfectly.

Every press conference, sycophants the lot of them.

"Jose, oh please can I ask you a pathetically weak question oh great one"

"Ha ha ha ha ha you are hilarious your majesty we are not worthy"

He wont get away with it for much longer, he was reviled in Spain and for good reason.

People see through him now and there is nothing happening at Chelsea that is any more "special" or inspiring than could have been served up by most of the previous managers of the past few seasons there.

should have given R Benitez the job

lovely body though

"Jose loved by the media" dont know what planet people are on who think that. Try watching the Sunday supplement

""When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea,"
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That's that French class for you. Gazza would've phrased it something like:
"When a lad follows a lass like inta the nightclub shittah, it's cos he thinks ee'll get a stinky finga!"

Cantona is a hops farmer now. Seen it on a very short documentary.

mourinho want to get his act together instead picking his favs like lampard and czech and start winning matches

"Jose loved by the media" dont know what planet people are on who think that. Try watching the Sunday supplement

he gets off lightly imo
had that been Rafa at Liverpool they would have layed into him.

he knows he facing the sack sooner rather than later. it's a very poor squad compared to what he had 10 years ago

he wouldn't be there at all if any one else would have had him

Cantona thinks he's a fookin genius after that quote. Goes around ignoring Morrissey these days.....

G1_Jockey_4 09 Nov 13 20:04 Joined: 17 Sep 02 | Topic/replies: 7,860 | Blogger: G1_Jockey_4's blog
"Jose loved by the media" dont know what planet people are on who think that. Try watching the Sunday supplement

he gets off lightly imo
had that been Rafa at Liverpool they would have layed into him.

I disagree. He's been criticised plenty this season. As for chubbs, all we got last season was what a great job he was doing and how the Chelsea fans should leave him alone from the media

mafeking 09 Nov 13 20:08 Joined: 24 Sep 02 | Topic/replies: 11,760 | Blogger: mafeking's blog
he knows he facing the sack sooner rather than later. it's a very poor squad compared to what he had 10 years ago

he wouldn't be there at all if any one else would have had him

Yep, couldnt see anyone else picking him up

the tired one

..all that talent he has.....Mata...Hazard....Oscar..

and sets his team up like a glamorous Stoke........despicable.

hes got essien also

"mourinho just rambled a load of sh it"


What is surprising about that??

Ahh remember T.S.O? He would've been all over this thread like a rash defending mourinho on one of his 8 pro gambler laptops, as he sucked on his dummy that looked strangely to be shaped like jose's ...  :)

JC

I've just realised something about that trawler line. no way would cantona have known the word trawler without looking it up. so actually it was something he prepared in advance then trotted out.

he probably spent the night before practising in front of a mirror, like travis bickle.

lol renge, but so true.

they should be smashing most teams with the squad they have.

Has everyone only just noticed the Moronho is full of it?

before he did it with smile, now he is moaning ol' fooker taking sh!t

..in the post match interview looked like he had been sleeping on a park bench for the past week...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24871229

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7slJDYfiog

"sexy tramp"

....a few matches and he will end up like this....especially from 2:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEcsgbwBFRs

very good brendan

If you didn't catch them first time round, the Paul Whitehouse p1ss take of Mourinho was VERY funny ;)
Search for Jose Arrogantio. E.g.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQld_0vyEU

Blimey, Bob Mills - I used to love win lose or draw for some reason.

Interesting that so many are now turning on Mourinho.

Can anyone name a current manager with better stats than him ?

How many managers have won titles at every club they managed ?

If you get angry about what he sas to the media then YOU are the sucker innit?

now turning on Mourhino....

some have always seen what he has been about......

..its fine to be arrogant when ya winning......some think it borders on charm...

but arrogance when ya losing or not doing as well as expected just comes across as, well...arrogance...or delusional.

So you agree that his record is the best of all current managers and that what he says to the media makes you annoyed ?

that was more like an attack on robbie savage

thats a bit sneaky tucker you know fergies just jacked it in

his record in winning matches and trophies is superb tucker...yes...

...how he carries himself and the image he projects is another matter entirely......

Yeah but how people on a betting forum think that he "carries himself" is worth nothing.
Nothing at all - what matters is winning titles.
So he wins and you can all please yourselves...

loui even if he had the second best record of all current managers he still wins..

or would everythinmg change if SAF made a comeback ?

...win at all costs...without any grace or dignity or integrity...lessens the victory imo.....

but that's just me...and if i'm in the minority and that is too idealistic for a football forum then so be it.....

the whole world and his wife could see that wasn't a penalty...for mourinho to say otherwise is incredibly sad.

"the whole world and his wife"
The world has a wife? Who is that, the moon ;)

(It does wink at me coyly some nights, I reckon as near earth microplanets go, she's a bit of a go-er )

the moon a bit of a goer......you could be right JC....and you havnt even seen her dark side yet.....!!!!

i've got something you can all wink over    








again

Bito, isn't there a club full of strangely toned men in vests who look a bit like Freddy Mercury you could be in?

Simply amazed some are taking what he said at face value.

Of course he knows it aint a pen and as for sportsmanship give it a rest, this game is the most rotten, cheating sport that ever existed. 22 actors trying to con the ref every single game. If you don`t like it go watch golf IMO

i founded that club ffs,and it was doing fine until bhoys and kenilworth joined

Dark side of the moon. I used to be fascinated by that stuff.
I wonder how many didn't put 2+2 together to realise that the moon rotates so that it's ALWAYS the exact same side pointing at us?
I reckon it was changed to be that way by aliens, so that they can build their invasion base there in secrecy

"i founded that club ffs,and it was doing fine until bhoys and kenilworth joined"
What's wrong with that? You couldn't stand the competition, or just liked being the only g@y in the vill.... dyson factory

its no fun being chased around a club by 2 posters desperate to get their hands on my bot

****, betfair must be crap for you these days as that metaphor pretty much IS betfair exchange these days ;)

I remember you jumped into my UEFA rant on thurs, but seriously, I think that's the last UEFA night I'll touch anything other than the big games ... and in moderation ;) The liquidity on all the other games was shocking!

Which word(S) made you blush?
5.5: crap
900.0 : metaphor
30.0 : exchange
21.0 : Jumped
2.4 : "touched anything"
1.82 : big
1.05 : liquidity

j edgar hoover

I never said that! The only president I ever use in conversation is of course Nixon.
I used to watch a lot of "The Bill" and obviously, that qualifies me as a copper.
So when a shadey kid steps out of line, I say "do you want Nikked-son".

(yes I know hooover wasn't president, but it's late and the above crap joke is typed :)))