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26 Oct 13
20:02
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Haven't seen one of these threads for ages, place is dead 
Ice cold budweisers and some cheap plonk from the local shop
Ice cold budweisers and some cheap plonk from the local shop
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just had a half decent Chinese takeaway...finishing off with Magners until comatose..
Coors but I could well be drinking a bottle of Dom Perignon after todays exploits
Mrs told she was away out to watch the England vs Wales game ... so, I got the Buckfast out.
She's just returned home, wi a gaggle of her pals, and it's Rubber Johnnies everywhere
She's just returned home, wi a gaggle of her pals, and it's Rubber Johnnies everywhere
Ibrahima Sonko 26 Oct 13 20:12
moet through a straw
Renge style Cool
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that reminds me does anyone else drink wine out the bottle? i just dont see the point of washing glasses!
moet through a straw
Renge style Cool
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that reminds me does anyone else drink wine out the bottle? i just dont see the point of washing glasses!
trilby you better report back tomorrow with some cracking stories 
I'm a bit gimped up now and I've been told to say that ladies football is the muttz nutz.
I am not typing this gvfkikrierwogeripogwjipogrpf54ktiofwmpe;tygws
I am not typing this gvfkikrierwogeripogwjipogrpf54ktiofwmpe;tygws
The ladies wanna know what happened to Half Loser 22.
We get oor kicks outta his bad ass tips and need some more!
HL, we got your cous gimped up here.
answer, or weep - sucker!
We get oor kicks outta his bad ass tips and need some more!
HL, we got your cous gimped up here.
answer, or weep - sucker!
Oct 26, 2013 -- 8:08PM, tenpins wrote:
Magners followed by bottle of cheap fizzy wine
Posh fecker.
trilby since they like their sport you need to suggest something they can all join in with.
Strip poker
Strip poker
trilby's stripped and NEKID.
WE, THE WIMENZ, DEMAND OOR RITE TO COMMENTIGHT ON FITBA ... SO WE DO.
WE, THE WIMENZ, DEMAND OOR RITE TO COMMENTIGHT ON FITBA ... SO WE DO.
no only commontight but to play. us burds are no jus pretty wee angels - we cun play fitba too - so we cun
iniwaiy, trilbys awn the meths noo ... hahahahhaahahahah
I wasn't going to drink but I might have some Vodka later. None of your cheap stuff though. This stuff was cold filtered through Millie Clode's hair.
And I'm not even saying from which part of her body
£2000 a bottle. £3000 if you're the bhoys.
And I'm not even saying from which part of her body
£2000 a bottle. £3000 if you're the bhoys.
I used to start these threads lol. I've started on bulmers (red berry) now polishing off some rose. I've done two bottles a night since Thursday (wine!)
trilby's probably stretched out on his living room floor unconscious now
What happened to the bhoys, not seem him in a while? Banned?
In a cell after some drunken incident where he walked past a TV shop with 10 Millie Clodes in the window and nature took it's course?
In a cell after some drunken incident where he walked past a TV shop with 10 Millie Clodes in the window and nature took it's course?
Alright dragon. I'm trying to soften some bad news with alcohol. Only a short term fix but it's helping. How's the tips going?
going well thanks,winners and losers you know how it is,alcohol iyou have had bad newss a depressant so drink too much of it m8, sorry to hear
wray and nephew 
had it once at Wetherspoons 10 yrs ago. Blacked out
had it once at Wetherspoons 10 yrs ago. Blacked out
gl martin. Time is the only thing that will lessen pain. Although I'm sure the bevvy will give it a bash 
Oct 26, 2013 -- 9:52PM, d13phe wrote:
wray and nephew had it once at Wetherspoons 10 yrs ago. Blacked out
love the stuff
Tea, tea & more tea, Jazz Festival here this weekend and everyone needs picking up...!
Pepsi. The full sugar stuff because you know, i'm hardcore.
Which is ironic as your disolving teeth are softcore
Cork Langer:
Tea, tea & more tea, Jazz Festival here this weekend and everyone needs picking up...!
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The Irish love of joy that is tea proves they are still our Brothers in these isles :)
It's unfortunate though as when I drink their "dark stuff" my toilet looks like the aftermath of the Quentin Tarantino film "Reservoir Arsefudge" the next morning
Tea, tea & more tea, Jazz Festival here this weekend and everyone needs picking up...!
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The Irish love of joy that is tea proves they are still our Brothers in these isles :)
It's unfortunate though as when I drink their "dark stuff" my toilet looks like the aftermath of the Quentin Tarantino film "Reservoir Arsefudge" the next morning
I know plenty who suffer that same affliction Just Checking, never stops them from repeating it though....!
I do prefer Murphy's to Guiness if I'm in the mood for that sort of pint, but it's harder to get now.
Mostly I don't. Stout and Cider, both pints are ... shall we say "not smell neutral" the next morning :)
Mostly I don't. Stout and Cider, both pints are ... shall we say "not smell neutral" the next morning :)
"red wine gives me very dark poo"
Same here. There was an artist who used to paint in poo and affect his "pallette" by eating the correct colour the day before.
I think he used to eat tomatoes to red it up. And spinach for greens.
What gets me on this is ... I used to think it would take a couple days to go through but I'm not sure now due to the miracle of SWEETCORN.
Just eat some with part of your meal, don't chew. You see EXACTLY when it comes out.
Same here. There was an artist who used to paint in poo and affect his "pallette" by eating the correct colour the day before.
I think he used to eat tomatoes to red it up. And spinach for greens.
What gets me on this is ... I used to think it would take a couple days to go through but I'm not sure now due to the miracle of SWEETCORN.
Just eat some with part of your meal, don't chew. You see EXACTLY when it comes out.
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