Mourinho - You Forget How Funny He Is

A "voyeur" who never sees anything. Interesting..

The funniest thing about moron-ho's 2nd coming is the irreparable damage he is going to do the Chelsea squad.
Do you Chelsea mugs seriously think he wants to play a team with Oscar, Mata and Hazard in it?
These are players that abramovic signed to make his team into EPL's real Madrid
And how did the special t0rd get on at the REAL Madrid?
Couldn't handle quality technical players..
Couldn't do it then
Won't be able to do it now

^ i thought they hit 100 points in one season to win the league,but i must be mistaken.

Just seen his first press conference ,he iz buzzing.

annoying prick

annoying prick

evening arsene

what took the biccy for me was when he watched from the hotel-having been banned from the dugout,arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse.h.ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllle

he aint dull tho ha

will he do longer than 3 years this time?

has wenger has never won the premiership?

Jun 3, 2013 -- 7:00PM, sj wrote:

^ i thought they hit 100 points in one season to win the league,but i must be mistaken.

couldn't do it without losing tho did he?

Jun 3, 2013 -- 7:54PM, freddiek wrote:

will he do longer than 3 years this time?

when he realizes he has to manage a side he will spit his dummy out, and lose another dressing room..

Wenger has won 3 premier league titles.

As many as Chelsea did in their first hundred years of playing.

its just chelsea fans embarrassing themselves again..

Never go back.
It will all end in tears

chelsea will end in tears.

There is no doubt he's box office and the Prem will be livelier for having him around.

But I have a feeling the press won't be quite as supportive this time around. More will be wanting to 'get him' and based on previous, I don't think he will cope very well. I expect him to be snarling, sulking, and playing the persecuted victim, before the end of his first season.

"He's out of order, disconnected with reality and disrespectful. When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid sometimes and not more intelligent."

- Arsene Wenger

"why are you looking at moi?"

"it's your press conference!"

"that's allright then."

And how did the special t0rd get on at the REAL Madrid?

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broke the league points record in the course of beating "the best club side ever" to the title, as I recall.

Love him or hate him, you can't deny he is great entertainment.

Mourinho, di Canio and Holloway in the premier league will certainly give the media some comments to report on.

Yet, I’m still quite happy to be seeing the back of the Portuguese. The reason? Everything else that comes with ‘mercenary’ Mourinho. All of the arguments, the controversies, the allegations; the constant circus of trouble that surrounds him, wherever he goes. At previous clubs, these controversies were usually limited to the odd jibe at another manager or a moan at a referee. At Real Madrid however, it’s been taken to a new level.

Internal bickering with sporting directors and youth team coaches. Very public disputes with high profile players such as Iker Casillas and Sergio Ramos. External bickering with the media, referees and other clubs’ managers. Allegations of corruption and doping aimed at Barcelona. Allegations of favouritism because of Barça’s affiliation with UNICEF. Let’s not forget his deplorable eye-poke on Tito Villanova too. Chances are I’ve forgot to add something in, a testament to just how much trouble he’s stirred up in three seasons.

Although it was as Chelsea his vicious verbal attack on Frisk in 2006 and basically encouraging his scum fans to death threat the man, resulting in him retiring.

Disgusting, horrible individual & club. They just suit each other

I would enjoy an interview with Jose Mourinho and Ian Holloway.
They would probably even answer questions.

I agree with Philthepower..odious nasty negative attention seeker.

No doubt if it all goes t1ts up it'll be someone else's fault. He has inherited a decent team with a striker problem. He has not got many holes to plug. I would have liked to see how "special" he is at somewhere like Everton or Wigan.

To all the knockers,read his book,he didn't always have it easy,and grafted to get in the position he is in today.
   Great memories of when he banished himself to the stand from the touchline during a match,even though the ref. didn't order it.Then a few minutes later came back to the dugout.The game needs humour,after all it is about being entertained,that is why we watch .

being entertained????
one of the most depressingly dull managers of all time.

same old same old

This is gonna be fun !!  .

  Jose is back home

Gotta love having Jose back. Love him or hate him its characters like him that make our league great.

For those who doubt his ability. you must be in cuckoo land.

As for those who think he's a negative manager...Jose outscored the greatest team of all time over 3 season. Have a think about that.

From an Arsenal fan.

vicious attack = expressed discontent at outrageous refereeing passionately.
Jose back, no Fergie no Mancini.  One way ticket to the title.

Jun 4, 2013 -- 5:55PM, Stow_judge wrote:

No doubt if it all goes t1ts up it'll be someone else's fault. He has inherited a decent team with a striker problem. He has not got many holes to plug. I would have liked to see how "special" he is at somewhere like Everton or Wigan.

He will blame Benitez & his minions will blindly agree

same old same old

The real issue here is this insane belief in England that guys like Mourinho and Ferguson are somehow messiahs
guys who turn water into wine
Nothing could be further from the truth

Cant get away from the fact that Mourinho, wherever he has been has been handed the keys to the richest club in the league

Increasingly the trend is for managers to be coaches, in for the short term while longer term matters, like player recruitment are handled by the director of football

Putting mou in charge of this chelsea project is like putting dracula in charge of the bloodbank

conveneintly forgetting fergie in scotttish league, and morinho in portugal aren't we?

but then of course your prejudiced argument wouldn't stand up would it?

Mou won the portuguese league with Porto, richest club
The much vaunted Aberdeen side of the 80s came at a time when Celtic and Rangers were at a very low ebb
They were virtually feeder clubs for the english first division
It was a very open division in scotland at the time. Dundee utd won the title and made a Uefa cup final.
Interesting that when David Murray and Graeme Souness arrived on the scene, the sainted Ferguson flucked right off to Man U. He knew which way the wind was blowing and it wasnt going anywhere near Pittodrie
IMO, Benitez battles at Valencia v the big la liga 2 and Wenger's with Monaco against Bernard Tapie and Marseilles are worthy of much higher praise.

fergie left aberdeen cos souness took over rangers,fair play,on the sea of cr4p posted on here,that stands out like a tanker on the horizon!

Ignoring the abuse mr starr
so you think that Ferguson beating the old firm in the 80s on more or less a level financial playing field was a bigger achievement than Benitez and Valencia winning la liga ahead of barca and madrid?

still being very selective with your "facts" i see.

mourinho winning two european titles with a portugese club seems to have slipped your mind.

or is that a tad inconvenient for your point of view?

My point of view is that guys like Ferguson and Mourinho are massively over rated by the media in this country

Successful yes
But ask yourself this

Have either of them created a dynasty similar to that of Barca of recent years?
The Madrid sides of Zidane, Figo, Raul?
The AC Milan sides of the 90s?
Hell even LFC in the 70s/80s?
GREAT football teams

For those were clubs with vision, not beholden to the idiosyncrasies of the manager fawned upon by a grateful media

Only in england can Mou get away with his schtick
he knows this
he's tried italy and spain and knows his dog wont hunt out there
I think his career is on a downward arc from here

Mourinho has yet to prove he can motivate a team of top players to continual success.

He has been at his best when he has been manager of clubs that dont have the greatest players and are desperate for success to the point thay will follow his paranoid ideas blindly.

He has not been the same when dealing with top clubs and top players who have already won trophies and know it can be done with a smile on their face.

Couldnt agree more JD
amen brother

the point with fergie is, the fergie of the 80s and 90s wasn't the fergie who just retired.

He has not been the same when dealing with top clubs and top players who have already won trophies and know it can be done with a smile on their face.

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apart from inter, obviously.

Jun 5, 2013 -- 8:31PM, viva el presidente! wrote:

He has not been the same when dealing with top clubs and top players who have already won trophies and know it can be done with a smile on their face.--------apart from inter, obviously.

With Inter they were about the only team in Italy that were in with any real chance of winning.

Inter in the CL were so desperate for that trophy the players did not care how it was won and were willing to do anything.

inter had won various italian trophies in the three years previously, and some of the italian players were coming off a world cup win. they also had figo and vieira there, and several brazilian copa america winners. and ibrahimovic and a young balotelli.

there was plenty of scope for things to go wrong there the way they did at real.

Jun 5, 2013 -- 9:43PM, viva el presidente! wrote:

inter had won various italian trophies in the three years previously, and some of the italian players were coming off a world cup win. they also had figo and vieira there, and several brazilian copa america winners. and ibrahimovic and a young balotelli.there was plenty of scope for things to go wrong there the way they did at real.

Inter were not even near the favourites for the CL.

Mourinho has never reached the CL final when in charge of the worlds most expensive squads and has only done it with teams that were under dogs.

your point though was about the players. and there were plenty there with the medals to behave the way some of the real players did.

You cant equate Inter Milan and Real Madrid in terms of football philosophy
At Real you win but with style
Could never accuse Jose of that!

I liked that original chelsea team he built. think it's a bit of a myth that they bored their way to the title.

Jun 5, 2013 -- 9:52PM, viva el presidente! wrote:

your point though was about the players. and there were plenty there with the medals to behave the way some of the real players did.

Of the players you mentioned - one italian world cup winner played in the CL final and for one minute. While Figo, Viera were not in the squad and one Brazilian that had won the copa america was there.

None of them had anywhere near the success of Madrid players who had won CL's and world cup winning medals.

The point is in 5 semi finals with Real Madrid and Chelsea - the most expensive squads in the world he has not reached the CL final.

He has done it with teams that were underdogs and happy to play any way to get job done.

yes, but you were talking about his ability to motivate top players to continued success. he had top players when he arrived, and they bought into him.

materazzi was famously in tears when he left.

Jun 5, 2013 -- 10:02PM, viva el presidente! wrote:

yes, but you were talking about his ability to motivate top players to continued success. he had top players when he arrived, and they bought into him. materazzi was famously in tears when he left.

That Milan squad was not full of top players though. Many had been let go by top clubs and were coming to Inter with a point to prove and they bought into Mourinhos do anything to win policy.

The players at Chelsea and Madrid did not buy in to this as much and did not achieve as much despite being the most expensive squads in the world amongst the top teams in the CL.

Well if you like punting long balls up to Drogba I guess thats your bag El P
Hard to be bored in the EPL
with all those crosses flying around and box to box action
Little things like possession and ball control, who needs them?

well, I disagree about that inter squad, and I disagree about his first two seasons at chelsea. but we're going round in circles now, so we will just have to see.

looking forward to next season more than for quite a few years.

JamDav having a dig at the way Mourinho won trophies

Maybe you want to take a look at how Barca won their European trophies

JamDav having a dig at the way Mourinho won trophies

Maybe you want to take a look at how Barca won their European trophies

Jun 5, 2013 -- 11:23PM, KingThierry wrote:

JamDav having a dig at the way Mourinho won trophiesMaybe you want to take a look at how Barca won their European trophies

By playing the best football of any team ever?

Good shout and very sensible.

Read again I never once 'had a dig' at how Mourinho won his trophies. Just pointing out his style seems to suit teams that are underdogs more than dominating as favourites.

The man is a cheat and a liar http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/4596209.stm  he could almost be in politics

But other than that I don't mind him.

"Mourinho was said to have acted in "blatant disregard" of his obligations under Premier League rules. He played a "pivotal role" in events leading up to the January 27 meeting, agreeing to join Kenyon when "he could and should have realised the implications of the secret meeting and declined to go".


He actually denied he was at this meeting until shown photos of him going in and out!!! The man doth speak with forked tongue, do not believe a word this liar says.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2013/jun/05/jose-mourinho-chelsea-fling

From the Guardian today
The incomparable Marina Hyde

"In general, in fact, women are more willing to acknowledge the grey areas of human sexuality – most of my straight female friends would cheerily admit to having quite detailed ladycrushes on Rihanna or Angelina or that Khaleesi or whoever it might be. The comparable hordes of men whose subconscious would not be averse to an idle fantasy about Mourinho looking at them in that way are rather more backward in coming forward, legion though they clearly are."


Think that adequately describes the mou fan boys on this fred

Am I missing something here, who cares how the team plays if they win the champions league?? Some could say barca are boring with a hundred sideways passes that get them ten yards up the pitch.

That sir is the crux of the matter

How best to counter that?
Ah yes the film Colors featuring messrs Sean Penn and RObert Duvall

Duvall tells Penn a story:

There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and **** one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and **** 'em all".

In essence
Win one UCL playing kick and rush long ball (Mou)
Or
Play possession football, take your time and win a bunch of them (Barca)

By playing the best football of any team ever?


If you thinking cheating, diving and rolling on the floor is the 'best' football then go for it.

@ thelatarps . Barca's wins had more to do with referees than possession football.

Give me a proper team who won it fairly like Bayern any day.

Oh and over 3 season's Mourinho's team scored more in the league than the team that plays the best football ever.

When Inter beat Barca at the Nou ,while Inter were celebrating Barca put the sprinklers on and soaked them,real class that and we will never forget that Norwegian ref who got them through .

beat them at home, lost 1-0 at the Nou Camp

You guys have to be joking
For some reason charging into the guy in possession of the football and bringing him down is more acceptable in England than anywhere else
So when the player in possession wins a free kick this is diving is it?
FFS no wonder the national team is so p155 poor

Its one of the great myths of football that Barca knocked Chelsea out in 09 thanks to TH Ovrebro the Norwegian ref.
Chels scored early and cowardly spent the rest of the game time wasting, packing their penalty area with 10 men.
On the extremely rare occasion they ventured forward they elected to appeal for non existent pens rather than score another goal. The only appeal with any merit I saw was the last one when Ballack smashed the ball at a Barca player covering his face with his hands. As I discovered recently it was only the following season that refs were under instruction to give pens for this, not in 2009.
As for Ovrebro being biased he did in fact send a barca player off in that game, Abidal I believe.
Not even in the clatterburg ball park
All this is to overlook the clear pen Barca should have had in the first leg..

More Chelsea fans with selective memories