Letter to Arsene Wenger

hes tighter than a budgies chuff

Wenker has upped his bid, now £40 million and 2 pounds.

It will be very interesting when the Emirates Cup starts on Saturday. It's all doom and gloom at the moment, but it could be worse I could be a moronic Stoke fan.

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It will be very interesting when the Emirates Cup starts on Saturday. It's all doom and gloom at the moment, but it could be worse I could be a moronic Stoke fan.

Keep squealing gloryhunter, it is most amusing.

We've made a bid for Bale, £85,000,001.

if Tottenham buy Suarez I will have a rofl moment on a par with United losing 1-6 at home to City

probably more chance of accrington stanley signing suarez than arsenal. bunch o jokers.

My thoughts on the Emirates Cup

Ramsey, looks a much better player now, fitter , stronger, big season coming up for him.
Walcott, seems able to carry the responsibility of being a major player now.
Szczesny, should be our goalkeeper and backed 100 per cent.
Jenkinson, I like this kid, if Bould works with him will develop into an excellent RB.
Koscielny, world class CB now.
Giroud, not good enough.
Podolski, becoming exposed now, difficult to know what to make of him.
Sanogo, a gangly kid who needs a lot of time to develop.
Miquel, a typical Wenger blindspot (Denilson..) how he gets in the squad amazes me, slow, unathletic, no aggression, Barca dud.
The squad without TWO big signings will depend on the failings of Liverpool and the spuds if they are to finish fourth.

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Wenker has upped his bid, now £40 million and 2 pounds.

John W Henry, wow!!!

dont you mean his missus ?

Arsene, I am tired of being the butt of all the jokes, Arsenal fans are being openly ridiculed out here in the real world. You're getting me mad now!

spend some money you tight fooker!

Arsene, I am going to explode by the weekend.

This situation is shocking Arsene.

APOPLECTIC RAGE!!

Missed out on Gustavo from Bayern, he has signed for Wolfsburg

As Barry McGuire once sang

But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
We’re on the eve
Of destruction

Shrewdies will be backing Fulham. Midweek trip to Turkey and early kick off, not good.

more like a Fenerbache/Fulham double

Could be worse, I could be a moronic Stoke fan returning to my hovel after another defeat.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
    Winston Churchill


Listen to the man Arsene.

we feel your pain tampax max

Pain subsides, inbred stupidity is permanent.

My commiserations then.

We're in big trouble, Arsene already seems old, tired and predictable, after one game. A couple of seasons ago we just needed evolutionary change, now we're talking about a revolution.

July 14
“This year is very important – we have better financial resources than the years before, resources we have created ourselves.
“We are interested in big signings.”

July 26
"It looks very unlikely that we will have anyone before the Emirates Cup next week, but we still have a strong squad."
"With or without additions we can be title challengers next season,"
"Of course we want to do as many top players as we can, but we also have to focus on the players we have and develop them."

Aug 17
“We are there to spend money,” he said. “People say: ‘Buy players, buy players, buy players … ‘ But who? We analyse every single player in the world and work 24 hours a day for that. We are serious about it. Until we buy players we have to win football games.”

The evolution of Arsene's transfer window language.

that must take a long time to be fair, analysing every single player in the world. expect them to be finished and ready to buy players sometime next century.

Get the trolley out Arsene, NOW!!

bid for Yohan Cabaye...so they scouted every player in the world and game up with Cabaye at Newcastle

then offers only half of what the club would accept.

Then scratches head why he carnt buy anyone.

As time drags on, when Arsenal now make an approach clubs are going to whack up the price as they know they are deperate and the fans are turning against wegner.

Panic on the streets of London....

Will the real Stan Kroenke please stand up?

Disgraceful that we have to play Saturday morning after the Turkish triumph. BT will probably focus on Wenger with the commentator remarking how tetchy he looks. New channel same old crap.

F**king Bendtner, can't even loan now, what a ridiculous contract this boy was given, he's an embarrassment to himself and Wenger.

ttt

max .. ffs ... get in there and apologise double quick

Cmon max where ever you are. Be a man and apologise.

Maybe the OP meant a different Arsene Wenger

Surely its the end of the season that matters. Every season they make a good start only to fade badly.

Nice work Crisp

to be fair the op gives an evaluation of the players at the emirate cup and his top one is ramsey saying he has improved and is looking good and is due a good season, not all bad on his part!

Fair point quin , but also to be fair to the op he's missed the point about how Wenger operates.

AW continually frustrates the supporters by making decisions that are definitely unpopular in the short term with the fans but are often proved to be in the long term best interests of the players and the club.

( e.g. Ramsey slagged all last year. Song booed off at Charlton ,  Eboue booed off - all to come good eventually )

He sees these players day in day out and knows x 10  what the average fan sees or knows 

It's not an exact science - but Arsenal have a smart bloke at the helm and this season could be the year when it all comes right - now there is a bit of self-earned money to spend to compete with the " owners train-set " clubs  at Man City and Chelsea

If Wenger pulls it off this year and wins a big trophy (league or Champs league), He will be elevated alongside Sir Alex imo.

E.g. Ramsey slagged all last year. Song booed off at Charlton ,  Eboue booed off - all to come good eventually )

Ramsey was pretty awful last year. He shouldn't have played most of those games, he wasn't good enough. We didn't have a deep enough squad.

Arsenes weakness is vanity yes and idealism, he has no pragmatism. Never clearer than in the panicked deadline day signings of summer 2012. And tbh we were lucky to get Ozil this year.

Also Eboue, what! came good did he

booing your own players is never a winning formula is it ?

And Ramsey wouldn't be the player he is today if Wenger hadn't boosted his confidence by making him one of the first names on the team sheet last season

try and keep up songs

I reckon you could do a whole lot better but I love it! There's far more out there especially on Ramsey and Wenger.

"The panicked deadline day signings of 2012"
Arteta and BFG have been MOTM in our last 2 matches against the only big teams we've faced all year according to some. I think that day worked out ok.

Arsenal still haven't won anything yet, what
happens if they still fail?

Arsenal still haven't won anything yet, what
happens if they still fail? Will 'they' be again
calling for his head??

no team has a divine right to win anything. If we compete and give ourselves a realistic chance to win things then he will have done a good job

Good answer Maverick, but I don't
think the majority of gooners will
think that way. For the record, I'm
a neutral but I have always rated
Wenger over the other top side managers.
GL.

I think the majority of Gooners who were supporters before Wenger came will think that way, those that began supporting after 98 will certainly be less patient

Maverick, are you a pre 98 goner?

I'm a pre 1980 gooner!

A Freudian slip!

Best manager in the league. I hope he wins an armful this season.

A disgraceful performance and confirmation that we're staring into the abyss of failure once more. This is a club with an old tired manager, owned by a silent absentee landlord, run by business minded people who voraciously exploit our corporate clientele, the burgeoning middle class fanbase, and the lucrative foreign market. This squad is as feeble minded as the manager, they lack physical strength and tactical organisation, the boys are just ticking along uttering the right words, parroting a manager who increasingly looks like he should be locked up in the basement (if he was a member of the royal family he'd be there already). Arsene should be given a gold watch, applauded for his great work at the club then escorted from the Emirates because I get the feeling he wont go voluntarily. Time to get out of town Arsene.

With unabated rage,
Max

Top four in the league(with easy games to play).last 4 in the Fa cup (with easy teams left).Loads of money to buy new players in the summer(200 million)and the best stadium in europe(paid) and not a penny owed ,while every other club in the league owe millions except city and chelsea.yes he really is doing a bad job.

Which other club in the world with our resources would he have lasted so long ?

Nowhere is the answer

Nearly the worst run of trophyless seasons and still he is there

The worst run that  dates back to when we won the Fairs Cup in 1969

Apr 6, 2014 -- 11:55PM, brassneck wrote:

Top four in the league(with easy games to play).last 4 in the Fa cup (with easy teams left).Loads of money to buy new players in the summer(200 million)and the best stadium in europe(paid) and not a penny owed ,while every other club in the league owe millions except city and chelsea.yes he really is doing a bad job.

If Wenger is paid £7m a year to manage the club's finances, then that is a great point you make there.

The fact is that Wenger is worth at least £30-50m a year to Kroenke. £8m a year for another 3 years, no brainer.

I'd love to know what David Dein thinks of Wenger now.

Wenger agreed to all these conditions eight years ago,in the programme for the future of Arsenal fc.The expectations (now reality)are that the mighty gunners are the richest club in europe (with no sugar daddy).They are now in the position (financially)to rule the roost in the coming season and many seasons to come.Whenger agreed to all including the Arsenal wage structure for players.while all the premiership clubs struggle financially in the coming seasons Arsenal can now buy top players who become available with no worries.

And one last point,just look out your window if you are in north London ,that rainbow that you see ends at the center circle of the emirates.

Quite clearly the players do not believe in the manager's methods, like Steve Bould they're just picking up a paycheck. When you see Flamini muted, the BFG heartless, and Bould nonchalant, you know something is seriously wrong. Wenger sat through this latest debacle like a man aware that his role at the club is about to reach its conclusion, it was not the befuddled bewilderment we saw at Anfield, or the bemused dejection at the Bridge, this was an empty acceptance of his predicament. What we have now is a weakened manager attempting to salvage something from a wrecked season because Europa league football will be a disastrous legacy. The only positive news is we face some pretty poor teams who our flat track bullies should handle. Many Arsenal supporters now are, like their manager, tired and dejected, we want it all to end Arsene.

Has Arsenal lost a game this season without someone calling
for his head?
Perhaps disillusioned supporters should try supporting
Tottenham.

You gotta to be kiddin me!

Why would I be kidding?

How can a old, broken coach sign a new 8 million a year contract. We are a laughing stock, when Arsene spoke I use to listen, then a few years ago I started to groan, nowadays I just laugh. The Forest supporters followed Cloughie to the bitter end. Blind loyalty is for simpletons and the gullible.

They also followed that silly old codger at
Old Trafford, look where that got them.

You gotta to be kiddin me, comparing Wenger to Fergie, that's like comparing Trotsky to Lenin or Big Phil to Tiger.

You brought Clough into it to make a point, what's
the difference?

arsenal are sh#te, end of

Any many managers have Spurs had during
Wengers reign at Arsenal?

Check the fixture list before you shoot yourself in the head.

I compared Cloughie to Wenger because he deteriorated quite badly as a manager, whereas your comparison of Fergie with Wenger fails because Fergie won consistently even to the very end.

Kenilworth is just one post away from saying the most pointless sentence in modern football...
"be careful what you wish for"

Saturday's debacle and now this, that mob from the Bridge showed a lot of guts tonite, wish we had some.

What a diminished figure Wenger looks now, definitely wont be signing a new contract, whatever happens.

Arsenal will be back to the mid table shambles they were without him. 5 or 6 managers in the next 5 years. Do you really want that?

The right appointment is the most important thing, Man u made the wrong decision and will suffer because of it. If we appoint Klopp that will give us forward impetus. Wenger is old and tired now, even a blind man can see that, the motivator can't motivate himself anymore.

Im sorry to say i agree , not sure which would be better for AFC tough , failing to deliver 4th and losing the final ,more would want him to go but would he leave on that note ,,,not sure ,,,,finish 4th and win the Cup then maybe on a winning note he might say enough,s enough and whoever takes over has CL football for next season ,,,,,tricky one but in reality I think he is to stubborn to even think of walking and he wont be sacked will he .
also agree about the players listed in the opening post 2/3 of those characters kicking some of our players up the jacksy  wouldn,t of done any harm Im sure ,,imagine Viera on your case if you wasn,t performing

In the Cup Final, good chance of qualifying
for the Champions league AGAIN. What's the problem?

were 5 points clear with a chance to go 8 at one point but the inevitable happened and now out of our hands for 4th ,,,,if we get there again I wonder if we,l celebrate it like they did last yr ,, its a car crash of a season with 4 big spankings to go with games like yesterday ,,,,,no problems at AFC at all ,, loved all them hidings we,ve had this yr ,most enjoyable watching them and all our great players hammer Wigan yesterday

I've gone from avid frustration to apoplectic rage total indifference to bemused laughter now its that empty void, secluded darkness. There are twenty four million reasons why Wenger stubbornly remains as manager, the man should be locked up in the basement now.

The only way forward is if we lose our next 4or 5 games, then he might just walk.

AW will never walk , wouldnt want to see that really anyway , it would of been better for him  to leave at the end of last season after another 4th and at least a trophy , I fear its gonna be a horrible demise whenever it happens for him

F##k off Wenger! The man is a disgrace, 8 mill a year managing the biggest club in London and producing mediocrity, f##k off now.

This senile old to##er should be locked up in the basement and just throw away the key.