YOUR TOP TEN MOST SLAPPABLE PEOPLE IN FOOTBALL

a dunphy

Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry
Harry

'arry highly slappable

steve mcalren

Gervinho, right on his ridiculous effin bald head.

big ron

big sam

bryan stoneface robson

michael owen

jamie redknapp
daniel alves
gary neville
sergio aguero
jack wilshere

Garth Crooks all day long imo

garth c till ermintrude wends her merry way home for brekky

ruud gullitt

Phil Thompson.....

Wot, no Suarez?

How can y7ou miss Robbie Savage and Stan Collymore.

Louis Holtby

Holtby would ranked place 1-10

Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
M Owen
M Owen

Gordon Taylor
Pat Nevin

Cricket I didn't realise didn't have to be a player
Bacon chops fergie all day long loathsome man buys a knighthood and must be called sir ffs

You can't slap Fergie.

Sauvez easily the most punchable, kickable, slappable individual to have ever graced the premiership.

David Luiz follows in 2nd place.

rio ferdinand. End of. Be a long queue though

Shuda  can I kick him instead

Apr 24, 2013 -- 12:07PM, DeSSieReborn wrote:

Sauvez easily the most punchable, kickable, slappable individual to have ever graced the premiership. David Luiz follows in 2nd place.

to beat drogba?????

Is this the W/O John Terry market?

Steve Claridge

Claridge a great shout, imo, for his p1sh talk and annoying voice alone.

robbie savage, box to box player,but he never ventured into the box,bit of a wimp.

alan green
jason cundy
joey barton
luis suarez
alex ferguson
zlatan ibrahimovic
sam allardyce
harry redknapp
cristiano ronaldo
peter ridsdale

subs: alan hansen, gary lineker, alan shearer

would make for a varied and satisfying slapping party, imo. although thinking about it everyone below alan green might get away unscathed.

No Patrice Evra anywhere?

You guys aren't taking this seriously.

Phil Brown.

Any other 9 managers who blame the ref for defeat when everybody knows it's because they are s**t.

Talking of managers any manager or coach who sits in the dug out wearing shorts in winter.

Owen Coyle gets an honourable mention at this point.

ray Wilkins all ten

infact keep a few for townsend " Thats BETTA "

Craig Bellamy
Neil Lennon
Pat Nevin
Davie Provan
Andy Walker
Roy Keane
Gordon Strachan
P.D. Canio
Neil Warnock
Stan Collymore
No mercy ROMMEL!!

Clive Tyldesley a shocking ommission to this fred

El Hadj Diouf is a shocking omission.

Whats wrong with you people?

Rio scumbag.

The end.

No 1 Gary Neville.....................I rest my case!

rio ferdinand...he has really turned out to be a total noobhead

rafa benitez... either wrong, too late or no changes at all during matches...usually also selecting the wrong 11 to start with

roman abramovic...for appointing the aforementioned buffoon (why oh why u clown)

itv soccer (except for andy townsend) all about as watchable as the test card

david bernstein...total gutless coont

*may need to revise my list in the light of some of these suggestions

ADRIAN CHILES N0.1 !!!

Evra
Rooney
Evra
Wilshere
Evra
Terry
Evra
Ronaldo
Evra
Henry
Evra (x50)

You forgot evra cob ?

Niall Quinn Also !!

I like big Quinny, his commentary might be shyte but I like him none the less

Collymore

Benitez.

Savage.

Diouf.

Bellamy.

And one from a players perspective, Olsen from West Brom

Robbie Keane. For that pathetic forward roll and 'gun shot' celebration alone. And his generally annoying face.

Clive Tyldesley (NAP)
Mark Saggers
Mickey Adams
Wayne Rooney
Luis Suarez
Stan Collymore
Colin Murray (NB)
Graham Poll
Jez Moxey
Gordon Taylor

The Juve right back Lichenstiner or something along those lines for the most annoying face and attitude of any player I have ever seen.

Scott Parker for the gimpiest face in football.
Also Ray Winstone and the Betfair Cashout gimp.

John Terry would be prominent on any decent list as well IMO.

Colin Murray a superb shout.

Fabregas, G Crooks 1.01 & Ashley Cole.

Olsen from West Brom a decent shout.

Spot on with your last shout MM.

He's also an awful player.

Imagine him and Carra in the same defence!

I don't mind Carra (seems a decent enough pro).  He niggles a lot more since his pace has gone. 

His voice mind you.

I remember Olsen trying to bully a very young Andy Carroll.  AC put his bait up.

Carra is ok tbf.

Imagine Suarez biting Big Dunc

what about an ex bookie? 

"Also Ray Winstone and the Betfair Cashout gimp."

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if we can chuck in people out of adverts, then that "take a look at these gut-wrenching images" tw@t goes straight in at number one.

Lost a post there.

Big Dunc. . Proper Centre Forward.

The under-talented, over-rated, over-staying, smarmy, self-promoting David Beckham.

jimmy hill if you class him as still in football

^^^ Still hurting ^^^

Redknapp father and son
entire manure squad
antonio conte
jose mourinho
schweinstiger
manuel neuer
busquets 
jordi alba
niel warnock
anyone whose last name is Ferdinand

i could go on whole day....

Diouf x 11

Pardiola

John Terry
Frank Lampard
Ashley Cole

Pepe

Samir Nasri
John Terry
Ashley Cole
Luis Suarez
Roman Abramovich
Pepe
Sergio Busquets
Joey Barton
Jamie Redknapp
Andy Townsend