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24 Mar 13
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WE HAVE A MANAGER: MIKE BASSETT ENGLAND MANAGER
WE JUST NEED TO PUT TOGETHER A TEAM, SOME SUBS, SOMEONE TO CHOP UP THE ORANGES FOR HALF TIME, SOMEONE TO WASH THE KIT AND SOMEONE WITH A VAN THAT CAN DRIVE US THE GAMES.
THIS IS HOW THE TEAM SHOULD BE PICKED.
GOALKEEPER: A FORUM MEMBER WHERE NOTHING MUCH GETS PAST HIM.
DEFENCE: FORUM MEMBERS WHO ARE ALWAYS ON THE DEFENSIVE
MIDFIELD: FORUM MEMBERS THAT ALWAYS SIT ON THE FENCE, THEY NEITHER GO ON THE DENSIVE OR ON THE ATTACK SO JUST STAY IN MIDFIELD.
ATTACK: WELL THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, THE MOST BITTER, SEETHING BITERS THAT ARE ALWAYS ON THE ATTACK.
SUBS: FORUM MEMBER WITH PROMISE THAT ARE NOT QUITE FIRST TEAM MATERIAL.
WE JUST NEED TO PUT TOGETHER A TEAM, SOME SUBS, SOMEONE TO CHOP UP THE ORANGES FOR HALF TIME, SOMEONE TO WASH THE KIT AND SOMEONE WITH A VAN THAT CAN DRIVE US THE GAMES.
THIS IS HOW THE TEAM SHOULD BE PICKED.
GOALKEEPER: A FORUM MEMBER WHERE NOTHING MUCH GETS PAST HIM.
DEFENCE: FORUM MEMBERS WHO ARE ALWAYS ON THE DEFENSIVE
MIDFIELD: FORUM MEMBERS THAT ALWAYS SIT ON THE FENCE, THEY NEITHER GO ON THE DENSIVE OR ON THE ATTACK SO JUST STAY IN MIDFIELD.
ATTACK: WELL THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, THE MOST BITTER, SEETHING BITERS THAT ARE ALWAYS ON THE ATTACK.
SUBS: FORUM MEMBER WITH PROMISE THAT ARE NOT QUITE FIRST TEAM MATERIAL.
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David Fishwick Minibus Sales can supply the transport
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I approve this
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I'll sell the programmes.
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I will get drunk and offer every away supporter a fight.
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I'II do the fruit selection at half time..........
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i like sport
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I do rugby tackles in football...
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I am also a corrupt Russian oligarch. Any position for me in the team like owner, chairman or president?
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So Boris will be buying and selling the players that I will be managing?
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Selling?
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I am a good owner.
My first action would probably be to hire the 4 best managers in the world to come and work with Mike Bassett. The manager who sweet talks me the most during the week get during the gets to make decisions and actually select the players during the neaxt game. But failure is not an option with me and I would sack even Sir Alex if he shows me he is incapable of winning everything or disrespects my high authority. I will also bring the best players likes Messi, Ronaldo, Maradonna, Pele, Bendtner,Zidane etc to my club even if I had to kidnap their wives and daughters to convince them. |
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