Old skool football chants.

YOUR GOING HOME IN A ST JOHNS AMBULANCE

My old man said be a Arsnil fan i said .... off b.lloc.s your a cu.t

Who ate all the pies

ganner get a boot wraped round your head say boot wraped round your head !

Here we go here we go here we go

the 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh....... '' one one the goalie was taking a long run up for the goal kick

bring out your riot gear
wolves are here wolves are here

We won it 5 times......



Nearly a decade old.

"The referees a banker, the referees a banker "

o christian dailly you are the love of my life o christian dailly i let you shag the wife o christian dailly i want curly hair too

Tina, Tina Tina.................. One for the oldies

leads, leads,leads,leads......

arsenal fans singing song to the pet shop boys tune...... oh i forgot, they still do

We've Never won it 5 times. Part of Old Trifford's ongoing history.

that one, "we hate nottingham forest, we hate everton too" etc...

when your sat in row zed and the ball hits your head , thats Zamora!!

seasons in the sun

we had joy
we had fun
we had boro on the run
but the fun didnt last
cos the b astards ran too fast

Was at the Saints Chelsea game in the FA Cup. When Chelsea went 4-1 up and the Saints fans started leaving the Chelsea fans sang 'Is there a fire drill'

In yer Glasgow slums
You rake in yer buckets for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In yer Glasgow slums
In yer Glasgow slums
Yer mum's on the game and
Yer dad's in the nick
You can't get a job cause yer so fuccking thick
In yer Glasgow slums

He's got a piiiiiiineapple on his head, he's got a piiiiiineapple on his head

give us a goooal

give us a goooal

john o,rourke,john o,rourke,

If I had the wings of a sparrow, if I had the ar$e of a cow, I would fly over [club of your choice]tomorrow and $hit on the ba$tards below

CHORUS - $hit on, $hit on, $hit on the ba$tards below

We hate Jimmy Hill
He's a poof, he's a poof

arry roberts is our friend,is our friend

arry roberts is our friend

he kills coppers

AAAAAAAAAAAAND if you tolerate Rix..........

Best I've ever heard. The whole of Celtic park were singing it to him once I recall. Comical

everton are white, everton are white

two andy gorams and van-per-sie when a girl says no, molest her

Bring on the dustbin de de de de de bring on the dustbin.
(Opposition player injured)

you must have come in a taxi

zigger zagger zigger

Champions Champions (The Kop)

celery celery if she dont come i will tickle her bum with a lump of celery

***************His dad washers elephants and his mums a ***
Packet of sweets and cheeky smile ************************ file

When a 6ft 7 odd comes on FREAK!!!!!!!!

we'll see you all outside ( those were the days- mary hopkins )

Those were the days my friends
We took the Stretford End
We took the Shed
The North Bank Highbury

We took the Geordies too
We fought for Liverpool
We are the Kop
Of Liverpool FC

Bring on your Manchester United,
Bring on your cockneys by the score,
And we'll take them two by two,
And kick **** out of you
Cos Liverpool are the team that we adore

Lots of Johnny COme Lately, gloryhunter 'fans' on here if some of the above are to be considered 'old school'

soft as sh1te soft as sh1te

we all agree
monty is better than yashin
baxter is better than eusebio
the mags are in for a thrasin

F uck Mcmanamanm f uck Mcateer, F uck Mcmanamanm f uck Mcateer, F uck Mcmanamanm f uck Mcateer, they're f uckin ****.

q ueer

Where'd ya park ya mini bus ?

your'e going home in a st john's ambulance

'How did Jimmy Kelly die?'

'Scabs, Scabs, Scabs'

He's here, he's there
He's sh@gging Danny Behr,

To Swindon.

When the red, red robin

Comes bob, bob, bobbing along

Shoot the b stard shoot the b stard

Shoot shoot shoot....

One of my personal favourites from the Gallowgate End around 1980

Lag him the lug, lag him the lug
Lag him in the lug with
a three point plug.

Not sure the relevance but I do recall laughing at the time.

Simple thing etc etc

1984 Anfield Liverpool v Newcastle.

WE ALL AGREE THAT OZ IS BETTER THAN YOSSER.

Sorry about the CAPS but it was that loud!

Followed by we'll be back again next year !

Bread, bread who will buy my bread, long ones, short ones, some as big as y'r head.

as some miscreant has dragged away to the chant of

'he aint done nuffink'

i use to muse that that was exactly why he was being carted off

but the knobs screaming it wouldn't have understood a double negative

We hate Princess Diana,
We hate Elton John too, HES A POOF,
We hate orange bastards,
But Rovers we love you!!!!!!!

Nice one Cyril, Nice one Son, Nice one Cyril, lets have another one

Beat on the head............ Beat on the head......Beat on the head with a baseball bat oh yeah...oh yeah........

" Kenny Dalglish is a homosexual "

Sung by Aberdeen fans vs rangers after dons player Neil Simpsons career ending tackle too Ian Durant:

Who's that dying on the halfway who's that rolling on the floor
It looks like Durant to me Simmo's gone and **** his knee
Now he won't be playing football anymoooooooooooooooooore

Roy Keane is illegitimate, he was born with no certificate,, he has AIDS and he can't get rid of it, poor auld Roy Keane

Addams family theme:

His sister **** his mother his father **** his brother the cousins **** each other, the Keano family

duh duh duh clap clap duh duh duh clap clap

Chris samba is a big black man get past him if u ****g can. try a trick and he'll slap you with his d!ck samba black man :)

come and have a go if you think youre hard enough

we'll see you all outside in stanley park

scoucers here scoucers there scoucers every f*cking where nananananana!!!!!

Can you hear the Rangers sing.... no.... no
Can you hear a fking thing no.... no

Gilzean, Gilzean,
Gilzean, Gilzean
Born is the king of White Hart Lane

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We'll take more care of you
Archibald, Archibald

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(To the 'Happy Wanderer' tune)
QPR QPR
QP ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

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Chim Chiminee
Chim chiminee
Chim chim cheroo
Nayim / Mido was an Arab
But now he's a J-ew

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Chim Chiminee
Chim chiminee
Chim chim cheroo
Nayim from fifty
Beletti from two

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We all agree
Blur are better than Oasis
(to Man City on the opening day of the season when the Britpop battle was in full cry)

One-nil, one-nil, one-nil (to the tune of Amazing Grace).

Street End aggro!
Street End aggro!
Hello, Hello!

Who's the bástard,
Who's the bástard,
Who's the bástard in the black?
Who's the bástard in the black?

Come join us, come join us, come join us on the pitch.

You must have come in a taxi, come in a taxi, you must have come in a taxi, come in a taxi.....

The referee's a w@nker.

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother "What should I be?
Should I be Scarborough, should I be York?"
Here's what she said to me...
"Wash your mouth out son,
And go get your fathers gun,
And shoot the Scarborough scum,
Shoot the Scarborough scum!!"

We hate Scarborough, we hate Scarborough...

Sammy Chung and his Chinese takeaway

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
I do like to be beside the sea!
I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play:

FCUK OFF MCMAHON.

Fcuk off McMahon.

FCUK OFF MCMAHON.

Knees Up little boys
Knees Up little boys
Mark, Mark, L*****

A little bit of reyes in our lives
a little bit of ljungberg down the sides
a little bit of pires is what we need
a little bit of Henry with his speed
a little bit of campbell in defense
a little bit of vieira Fabregas he's immense
a little bit of singing from the fans
a little bit of wenger he's our man!!!!!!

Oh how things change!!

He's red, he's sound, he's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad."

"Don't blame it on the Biscan, don't blame it on the Hamann, don't blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet."

"You're shish, and you know you are!"

This was sung by Chelsea fans at Stamford Bridge when their side welcomed Turkish club Galatasaray in the UEFA Cup.

"Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas!"

The Scots attacked chocolate with their cooking style, and now their attacking Italian cuisine, after Scotland fans made the above threat in a FIFA World Cup qualifier against Italy.

"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora."

"Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye. Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye. Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye. Saturday, Habib Beye, rockin' all week with you!"

Not a footy song but probably the best newspaper headline regarding Celtic losing to Inverness
Supercallygobalisticcelticareatrocious

Hit him on the head, hit him on the head, hit him on the head with a baseball bat, Keegan, Keegan
Stab him in the back, stab him in the back, stab him in the back with a carving knife, Keegan, Keegan

Players names sung to the tune of "Son of my father" by Chicory Tip

We are red, we are white, we are fecking dynamte, la la la la la la la la la la.

Tommy Docherty will remember with affection a couple of songs we sang on the Kop after his affair with Mary Brown back in the 70's.

"we are going to get our f...ing heads kicked in" coming out of the Old Den after winning

Self depracation personified from the fans of East Stirlingshire ; WHEN THE SHIRE , GO UP , TO LIFT THE SCOTTISH CUP , WE'LL BE DEID , WE'LL BE DEID !
For any on here with limited linguistic skills , Deid = dead .

Any Forest fans remember..?

When Ian Moore scores a goal
You can shove your Hector up your hole
And we’ll all go mad when Derby go down again

i remember when coventry came to highbury, around 2000/2001, they had a player called craig pead.  whenever he got the ball all the cov fans chanted "peado, peado".