Roy Keane's beard ?

not even november

He was clean shaven this morning.

migrant birds heading over from Russia as we speak

Disgusting! The type of beard that the creepy teacher at school always had with bits of pasty sticking out of it

does he die his hair as his beard is grey and black hair?

As a pogonologist, I find it interesting.

Just come out of the woods beard, magnificent.

a real mans beard

thought it was the Iranian President Ahmadinejad trying his luck at punditry at first!

Roy doesn't strike me as a Just for Men type.

Given the ultra black colour if his hair, I reckon he ran out of shoe polish when dying his beard.

A bit too 'Harold Shipman' for me but I've never had a beard or a tash to be honest. Two day stubble maximum and I then have to have a dig in the grave.
Keane just looked a bit odd to me.

Like my old Latin teacher, bits of mash potatoe and scrambled egg in the facial hair.

Slippy -If it's just a 2 day stubble maybe try a damp cloth on it, might save you money on blades.

Like my old french teacher, mash and egg in her beard

i'd be more worried if he died it, darker beard than head hair is very worrying.


Only teachers and vicars try this.

roy wants to keep takeing the gripe water,then you might get a smile out of him.