list of weird football club names

For you Darlo!:-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Co-operatives

Had that one PNH!

i think Sheffield Wednesday is weird, why Wednesday??  also think Anzhi Makhachkala is weird sounding name.

ah yeah, missed that

Locomotive Llanberris is another fun one. Set up by some Marxist football fanatic no doubt.

Dec 1, 2012 -- 10:13PM, ccjefc wrote:

For you Darlo!:-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Co-operatives

Every day's a schoolday. Never realised it was the Co-op.

Once Caldas (colombia) (name sounds like that erection drug)

Deportivo Moron (Argentina).

arab contractors is a strange one, sounds like a sunday lge team

Siofok (Hungary) sounds like Sean Connery not really giving a damn!

ahahah loui yeah i have heard of that team, i think they either morrocan, one of those north african teams

they,re in the egyptian league, think they won it once. bet they all got a day off.

Club Destroyers (Bolivia)

Blooming

UC Best

Deportivo W a n k a of Peru

Come on you W a n k a s

Colo Colo
Kaiser Chiefs

Dec 1, 2012 -- 10:21PM, screw_u wrote:

Once Caldas (colombia) (name sounds like that erection drug)

talking of Sheffield Wednesday, there is team in the welsh leagues called "Abergavenny Thursdays". thats class.


there is a german team called Worms whose games end up on bf from time to time.

arsenil

wales-     Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

new Zealand- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Norway-   FL Fart

Fukuoka(japan****-u-oka.

Melbourne 'Victory'

Some of the African teams as mentioned have interesting names.

Dong Thap

Club Atlético Douglas Haig (Argentina)

Colon

Zawisza Bydgoszcz

Semen Padang

Sounds like a curry you'd be keen to avoid.

Lam Dong


Definitely another to avoid!

Batman Petrolspor in Turkey & Former South African team Dangerous Darkies (not me being racist) wikipedia them!!

Go Ahead Eagles

Dangerous Darkies wins. Thread over!

where do the MK dons fans come from ? they wouldn't be original Wimbledon fans - and the MK dons lot would have supported a different team unless they're all under 20

wrong thread oopps

Some of the South African names are hilarious.
I always remember the Dangerous Darkies being on Sensible World Of Soccer.
2010-11 South African 2nd Division runners-up Mighty Mega Force! Sounds like some sort of superhero collective.

hahaah themover i googled that deportivio wanka and yeah there are a real team ahahahah, what the hell

boozle how on earth did i forget that GO ahead eagles ... ahahah darlo that dnagerous darkies was really a club ahhaah

I've played against Mousehole.  Another Cornish team is Foxhole.

lanus

wormati Worms made me chuckle, they lost though, picked of the field by birds probably.

The Surinam League, which is actually called THE HOOFDKLASSE, has these two Clubs amongst it's ranks.

Inter Moengotapoe

Robin Hood

Brann ,Mold, Odd Grenland

LOL @ chris

Woodlands Wellington, Singapore Armed Forces.

police united thailand, bet they get some dodgy decisions

The famous "Chicken Inn" and also the "Black Mambas"

Newell Old Boys

Prat, L'hospitalet (Spain).

Duque de Caxias, might as well be called shyte the togs.

ccjefc thats a funny sounding club also, there is one also in that segunda B called reusdeportiu ( reus-deport-u)

Badalona, again in the Segunda B, also makes me chuckle!

Kaiser Chiefs

Cavalier FC

Ass Sale and Deportivo W a n k a. Best club names ever

My Pa

Jippo (Finland).

mypa i remember another finish club jaro and helsinkin( hell sinking)

lol screw -  forgot also about the jippo club ,well remembered

This is disturbing.... BSC Young Boys who have been mentioned previously of Berne play at the Wankdorf Stadium, Berne. OOOOOeeeerrr!!!

Coachbuster 02 Dec 12 16:30 
lol screw -  forgot also about the jippo club ,well remembered



That was me that, Coach!

KooPeeTee (Finland)

Kampala City Council (Uganda) yes its a real team!!!

Taumata FC (New Zealand) shortened from (Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu) i'm sure i heard that on a Kenny everett show yonks ago!

Club Always Ready (Bolivia)

KooPeeTee ( sounds like cup of tea).... you must be kidding on the club always ready

club always ready is actually a real club, established 1933 in la paz

would i lie to you - screw

Hamilton Academical.Nothing much academic about your typical football player,imo.

^^^ there are a few footballers with honours

there was a thread on this a few months ago so I hadn't bothered to read this one : until I saw just now on F24 a team in the Gabon league called .....
                                                            Athletic Bongoville

telling an African to 'go back to BongoBongo Land' is an arrestable offence here - should the people of Bongoville be charged with racism - against themselves?

I forgot Frigg from Oslo!

Fart would be my favourite. Already done this, but if you look at their results, they stink.

Eston Villa is it, of Estonia? Came up in the Estonian Cup this year, can't remember how much they lost by.

Ipswich Town always makes me laugh.

Sektzia (Israel).

Dinamo Bender of Moldova, they have a hooligan firm called "The Bender Boys".

Sam with Nancy, their mob is known as "The Nancy Boys" by local media.

Team called "Cavalier" in Jamaica s well, apparently they do whatever they want.

^ Every team suggestion needs a line to go with, should be the new rule

few decent ones in Zambia:

The Red Arrows - parachute in for every away match.

I go on..............

http://uk.soccerway.com/national/zambia/super-league/2012/regular-season/

general diaz always makes me laugh, they're paraguayan

shakthur donetsk, my ukrainian mate said that shakhtur means miners, so there called miners donetsk in english

also fc belgrano from argentina lets hope they dont get relegated we all know what the other fans will be singing.

Heres a list i found

    Deportivo Wanka
    Young Boys Berne
    Joe Public
    Botswana Meat Commission FC
    King Faisal Babies
    Chaco For Ever
    Playtime Tigers
    Semen Padang
    Insurance Management Bears
    Killer Giants
    Golden Bush
    Man Machine
    Triple Action
    Home Sweepers
    The Strongest
    Naughty Boys
    Always Ready
    Destroyers
    Deportivo Moron
    Hearts of Oak
    Golf Leopard
    Wankie FC
    Newells Old Boys
    Total Big Bullets
    Motor Action
    Lov Ham


Also i saw the other day, Black Africa play in namibia

Dec 2, 2012 -- 6:11AM, VieirasaGooner wrote:

wales-     Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochnew Zealand- TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahuNorway-   FL Fart

Or their female team - Fart Women FC

And yes JC - there is an Eston Villa from Estonia, remember that one because I support Aston Villa.

FC Kiffen (Finland, only funny in German)
Atlantis FC (Finland)
Germinal Beerschot (Berlgium)
Kaizer Chiefs (South Africa)
Moroka Swallows (South Africa)
Blackburn Rovers (1. Div South Africa)

and many, many more

beerschot was removed from the name last season

sorry germinal was,

The German National Team is known (By The Non German Speaking Media) as Der Mannschaft (The Team) Oeeer

I played in the Ormskirk League in the 80s for a mate whos team were woeful as a ringer, they had 3 openly gay players and named themselves Swallow!

Dangerous Darkies  south africa takes the cake
like beerschot too

actually "Die Mannschaft" :)

^^
Klugschwätzer

Extremadura (Spain) is my favourite team name. I think a direct translation into English is "Extremely Hard"

Came across Stallion FC of the Philippines this morning who were playing Green Archers United!

Ebusua Dwarfs (Ghana)

Brasov fan here, but backing them in the shops is now out after being banned from them all. Female staff complained whenever I said "What price Brasov."

ac horsens,denmark.

is there not a team in morocco called tescos?

Mexico

Estudiantes Tecos

lol thatll be the one

I like the sound of 'Boyaca Chico'.

Middelfart (Denmark)
Cockburn City (Australia)
Cockhill Celtic (Ireland Republic)
Dandy Town Hornets (Bermuda)

Just noticed a Segunda Division B - Group 3 side named ''Prat.'' Apparently in the summer they're looking to recruit Joey Barton.