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screw_u
01 Dec 12 21:48
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young boys n grasshopper (switzerland), all boys (argentina) ( wonder if it was priest that found both young boys and all aboys)

brest (france),Top oss (dutch), jeju utd (skorea), pecs(hungary), hadjuk split (croatia)..... cant remember anymore please add yours.
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Report Bergkamp93 December 1, 2012 10:12 PM GMT
LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report ccjefc December 1, 2012 10:13 PM GMT
For you Darlo!:-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Co-operatives
Report ccjefc December 1, 2012 10:13 PM GMT
Had that one PNH!
Report screw_u December 1, 2012 10:15 PM GMT
i think Sheffield Wednesday is weird, why Wednesday??  also think Anzhi Makhachkala is weird sounding name.
Report POT.NOODLE.HEAD December 1, 2012 10:15 PM GMT
ah yeah, missed that
Report CJ70 December 1, 2012 10:17 PM GMT
Locomotive Llanberris is another fun one. Set up by some Marxist football fanatic no doubt.
Report Darlo Bantam December 1, 2012 10:17 PM GMT

Dec 1, 2012 -- 4:13PM, ccjefc wrote:


For you Darlo!:-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Co-operatives


Every day's a schoolday. Never realised it was the Co-op.

Report screw_u December 1, 2012 10:21 PM GMT
Once Caldas (colombia) (name sounds like that erection drug)
Report ccjefc December 1, 2012 10:22 PM GMT
Deportivo Moron (Argentina).
Report loui December 1, 2012 10:29 PM GMT
arab contractors is a strange one, sounds like a sunday lge team
Report ccjefc December 1, 2012 10:31 PM GMT
Siofok (Hungary) sounds like Sean Connery not really giving a damn!
Report screw_u December 1, 2012 11:01 PM GMT
ahahah loui yeah i have heard of that team, i think they either morrocan, one of those north african teams
Report loui December 1, 2012 11:13 PM GMT
they,re in the egyptian league, think they won it once. bet they all got a day off.
Report joe9000 December 1, 2012 11:15 PM GMT
Club Destroyers (Bolivia)
Report bkkboy December 2, 2012 1:08 AM GMT
Blooming
Report bkkboy December 2, 2012 1:09 AM GMT
UC Best
Report themover December 2, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
Deportivo W a n k a of Peru

Come on you W a n k a s

Laugh
Report Glossy December 2, 2012 1:20 AM GMT
Colo Colo
Kaiser Chiefs
Report Bergkamp93 December 2, 2012 1:29 AM GMT

Dec 1, 2012 -- 4:21PM, screw_u wrote:


Once Caldas (colombia) (name sounds like that erection drug)


Laugh

Report popopop December 2, 2012 1:37 AM GMT
talking of Sheffield Wednesday, there is team in the welsh leagues called "Abergavenny Thursdays". thats class.


there is a german team called Worms whose games end up on bf from time to time.
Report never give up December 2, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
arsenilLaughLaugh
Report VieirasaGooner December 2, 2012 6:11 AM GMT
wales-     Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

new Zealand- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Norway-   FL Fart
Report sonofshinner December 2, 2012 7:47 AM GMT
Fukuoka(japan****-u-oka.
Report Joel December 2, 2012 7:58 AM GMT
Melbourne 'Victory'
Report SrgSlaughter December 2, 2012 8:57 AM GMT
Some of the African teams as mentioned have interesting names.
Report JOCI Club December 2, 2012 9:47 AM GMT
Dong Thap
Report Pablot December 2, 2012 10:13 AM GMT
Club Atlético Douglas Haig (Argentina)
Report hejik December 2, 2012 10:15 AM GMT
Colon
Report Jordie December 2, 2012 10:33 AM GMT
Zawisza Bydgoszcz
Report JOCI Club December 2, 2012 10:51 AM GMT
Semen Padang

Sounds like a curry you'd be keen to avoid.
Report JOCI Club December 2, 2012 10:56 AM GMT
Lam Dong


Definitely another to avoid!
Report Dugarry21 December 2, 2012 11:10 AM GMT
Batman Petrolspor in Turkey & Former South African team Dangerous Darkies (not me being racist) wikipedia them!!
Report Boozle December 2, 2012 11:54 AM GMT
Go Ahead Eagles
Report Darlo Bantam December 2, 2012 11:55 AM GMT
Dangerous Darkies wins. Thread over!
Report Coachbuster December 2, 2012 12:33 PM GMT
where do the MK dons fans come from ? they wouldn't be original Wimbledon fans - and the MK dons lot would have supported a different team unless they're all under 20
Report Coachbuster December 2, 2012 12:35 PM GMT
wrong thread oopps
Report Phi Gamma Delta December 2, 2012 12:39 PM GMT
Some of the South African names are hilarious.
I always remember the Dangerous Darkies being on Sensible World Of Soccer.
2010-11 South African 2nd Division runners-up Mighty Mega Force! Sounds like some sort of superhero collective.
Report screw_u December 2, 2012 12:54 PM GMT
hahaah themover i googled that deportivio wanka and yeah there are a real team ahahahah, what the hell
Report screw_u December 2, 2012 12:56 PM GMT
boozle how on earth did i forget that GO ahead eagles LaughLaughLaughLaugh... ahahah darlo that dnagerous darkies was really a club ahhaah
Report dixie December 2, 2012 1:18 PM GMT
I've played against Mousehole.  Another Cornish team is Foxhole.
Report eguillemyn December 2, 2012 1:21 PM GMT
lanus
Report chris77 December 2, 2012 2:33 PM GMT
wormati Worms made me chuckle, they lost though, picked of the field by birds probably.
Report efisio. December 2, 2012 2:42 PM GMT
The Surinam League, which is actually called THE HOOFDKLASSE, has these two Clubs amongst it's ranks.

Inter Moengotapoe

Robin Hood
Report Coachbuster December 2, 2012 3:27 PM GMT
Brann ,Mold, Odd Grenland
Report screw_u December 2, 2012 3:31 PM GMT
LOL @ chris LaughLaughLaugh
Report cob316 December 2, 2012 3:32 PM GMT
Woodlands Wellington, Singapore Armed Forces.
Report loui December 2, 2012 3:33 PM GMT
police united thailand, bet they get some dodgy decisions
Report Ice King December 2, 2012 3:35 PM GMT
The famous "Chicken Inn" and also the "Black Mambas"
Report cob316 December 2, 2012 3:36 PM GMT
Newell Old Boys
Report ccjefc December 2, 2012 3:36 PM GMT
Prat, L'hospitalet (Spain).
Report cob316 December 2, 2012 3:38 PM GMT
Duque de Caxias, might as well be called shyte the togs.
Report screw_u December 2, 2012 3:45 PM GMT
ccjefc thats a funny sounding club also, there is one also in that segunda B called reusdeportiu ( reus-deport-u)Laugh
Report ccjefc December 2, 2012 3:48 PM GMT
Badalona, again in the Segunda B, also makes me chuckle!
Report Coachbuster December 2, 2012 3:59 PM GMT
Kaiser Chiefs
Report Ice King December 2, 2012 4:00 PM GMT
Cavalier FC
Report bloody horses December 2, 2012 4:01 PM GMT
Ass Sale and Deportivo W a n k a. Best club names ever Grin
Report Coachbuster December 2, 2012 4:15 PM GMT
My Pa
Report ccjefc December 2, 2012 4:17 PM GMT
Jippo (Finland).
Report screw_u December 2, 2012 4:27 PM GMT
LaughLaugh mypa i remember another finish club jaro and helsinkin( hell sinking)
Report Coachbuster December 2, 2012 4:30 PM GMT
lol screw -  forgot also about the jippo club ,well remembered
Report BARNEY15C December 2, 2012 4:31 PM GMT
This is disturbing.... BSC Young Boys who have been mentioned previously of Berne play at the Wankdorf Stadium, Berne. OOOOOeeeerrr!!!Scared
Report ccjefc December 2, 2012 4:32 PM GMT
Coachbuster 02 Dec 12 16:30 
lol screw -  forgot also about the jippo club ,well remembered



That was me that, Coach! Wink
Report BARNEY15C December 2, 2012 4:38 PM GMT
KooPeeTee (Finland)

Kampala City Council (Uganda) yes its a real team!!!

Taumata FC (New Zealand) shortened from (Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu) i'm sure i heard that on a Kenny everett show yonks ago!

Club Always Ready (Bolivia)
Report screw_u December 2, 2012 5:00 PM GMT
LaughLaughLaugh KooPeeTee ( sounds like cup of tea).... you must be kidding on the club always ready LaughLaugh
Report screw_u December 2, 2012 5:04 PM GMT
club always ready is actually a real club, established 1933 in la paz
Report BARNEY15C December 2, 2012 5:28 PM GMT
would i lie to you - screw Wink
Report iamajambo December 2, 2012 5:37 PM GMT
Hamilton Academical.Nothing much academic about your typical football player,imo.
Report Coachbuster December 2, 2012 5:48 PM GMT
^^^ there are a few footballers with honours Grin
Report desperatemunter December 3, 2012 11:15 AM GMT
there was a thread on this a few months ago so I hadn't bothered to read this one : until I saw just now on F24 a team in the Gabon league called .....
                                                            Athletic Bongoville

telling an African to 'go back to BongoBongo Land' is an arrestable offence here - should the people of Bongoville be charged with racism - against themselves?
Report ccjefc December 3, 2012 11:16 AM GMT
I forgot Frigg from Oslo!
Report JC1326 December 3, 2012 2:08 PM GMT
Fart would be my favourite. Already done this, but if you look at their results, they stink.

Eston Villa is it, of Estonia? Came up in the Estonian Cup this year, can't remember how much they lost by.

Ipswich Town always makes me laugh.
Report ccjefc December 3, 2012 3:04 PM GMT
Sektzia (Israel).
Report HAMMER88 December 3, 2012 3:51 PM GMT
Dinamo Bender of Moldova, they have a hooligan firm called "The Bender Boys".

Sam with Nancy, their mob is known as "The Nancy Boys" by local media.

Team called "Cavalier" in Jamaica s well, apparently they do whatever they want.
Report JC1326 December 3, 2012 3:54 PM GMT
^ Every team suggestion needs a line to go with, should be the new rule Laugh
Report HAMMER88 December 3, 2012 4:13 PM GMT
few decent ones in Zambia:

The Red Arrows - parachute in for every away match.

I go on..............

http://uk.soccerway.com/national/zambia/super-league/2012/regular-season/
Report Manor-Blade December 3, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
general diaz always makes me laugh, they're paraguayan
Report loui December 3, 2012 7:54 PM GMT
shakthur donetsk, my ukrainian mate said that shakhtur means miners, so there called miners donetsk in english
Report loui December 3, 2012 8:06 PM GMT
also fc belgrano from argentina lets hope they dont get relegated we all know what the other fans will be singing.
Report kingscrewed December 3, 2012 8:53 PM GMT
Heres a list i found

    Deportivo Wanka
    Young Boys Berne
    Joe Public
    Botswana Meat Commission FC
    King Faisal Babies
    Chaco For Ever
    Playtime Tigers
    Semen Padang
    Insurance Management Bears
    Killer Giants
    Golden Bush
    Man Machine
    Triple Action
    Home Sweepers
    The Strongest
    Naughty Boys
    Always Ready
    Destroyers
    Deportivo Moron
    Hearts of Oak
    Golf Leopard
    Wankie FC
    Newells Old Boys
    Total Big Bullets
    Motor Action
    Lov Ham


Also i saw the other day, Black Africa play in namibia
Report ocukstinky December 3, 2012 9:05 PM GMT

Dec 2, 2012 -- 12:11AM, VieirasaGooner wrote:


wales-     Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochnew Zealand- TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahuNorway-   FL Fart


Or their female team - Fart Women FC

Report ocukstinky December 3, 2012 9:06 PM GMT
And yes JC - there is an Eston Villa from Estonia, remember that one because I support Aston Villa.
Report prele_ December 3, 2012 9:30 PM GMT
FC Kiffen (Finland, only funny in German)
Atlantis FC (Finland)
Germinal Beerschot (Berlgium)
Kaizer Chiefs (South Africa)
Moroka Swallows (South Africa)
Blackburn Rovers (1. Div South Africa)

and many, many more
Report HAMMER88 December 3, 2012 9:44 PM GMT
beerschot was removed from the name last season
Report HAMMER88 December 3, 2012 9:46 PM GMT
sorry germinal was,
Report BARNEY15C December 3, 2012 10:02 PM GMT
The German National Team is known (By The Non German Speaking Media) as Der Mannschaft (The Team) Oeeer
Report miscreant man December 3, 2012 10:42 PM GMT
I played in the Ormskirk League in the 80s for a mate whos team were woeful as a ringer, they had 3 openly gay players and named themselves Swallow!
Report piechucker December 3, 2012 10:57 PM GMT
Dangerous Darkies  south africa takes the cake
like beerschot too
Report prele_ December 4, 2012 12:04 AM GMT
actually "Die Mannschaft" :)
Report Tucker Max December 4, 2012 10:45 AM GMT
^^
Klugschwätzer
Report marychain1 December 4, 2012 10:47 AM GMT
Extremadura (Spain) is my favourite team name. I think a direct translation into English is "Extremely Hard"
Report ccjefc February 7, 2013 3:18 PM GMT
Came across Stallion FC of the Philippines this morning who were playing Green Archers United!
Report Stringer February 7, 2013 4:16 PM GMT
Ebusua Dwarfs (Ghana)
Report MC Roller February 7, 2013 4:30 PM GMT
Brasov fan here, but backing them in the shops is now out after being banned from them all. Female staff complained whenever I said "What price Brasov."
Report seanm882 February 7, 2013 4:42 PM GMT
ac horsens,denmark.
Report clacherholiday2 February 7, 2013 5:27 PM GMT
is there not a team in morocco called tescos?
Report Stringer February 7, 2013 5:27 PM GMT
Mexico

Estudiantes Tecos

Happy
Report clacherholiday2 February 7, 2013 5:39 PM GMT
lol thatll be the one
Report nathanrh February 7, 2013 8:55 PM GMT
I like the sound of 'Boyaca Chico'.
Report special-K February 7, 2013 9:21 PM GMT
Middelfart (Denmark)
Cockburn City (Australia)
Cockhill Celtic (Ireland Republic)
Dandy Town Hornets (Bermuda)
Report JC1326 March 10, 2013 6:06 PM GMT
Just noticed a Segunda Division B - Group 3 side named ''Prat.'' Apparently in the summer they're looking to recruit Joey Barton.
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