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themover
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THE SPECIAL MUG !

Will he be allowed back to Madrid having lost La Liga by Christmas?

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Report rothko October 30, 2016 3:01 PM GMT
very pleasing Laugh
Report BARNEY15C October 30, 2016 3:01 PM GMT
Heard the idea of giving him a stadium ban was mooted, could it happen?
Report degsy42 October 30, 2016 7:47 PM GMT
they are naming a stand after him ,  the mourinho stand , its opposite the coach park
Report stonecold- October 30, 2016 8:07 PM GMT
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Report themover October 31, 2016 1:00 AM GMT

Oct 30, 2016 -- 8:47PM, degsy42 wrote:


they are naming a stand after him ,

Report themover October 31, 2016 1:00 AM GMT
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Report moondan October 31, 2016 9:44 AM GMT
I wouldn't write him off just yet, I did not see the whole match but some of what I saw was as good as anything I have seen this season and it must have been an act of a thousand gods that they didn't score 5 or 6.

Love to see him and klop fight out the title.
Report charwell. October 31, 2016 7:05 PM GMT
MOST EXPENSIVE SQUAD IN THE WORLD BY AN ABSOLUTE MILE!!!!!!!!! Nearly 3/4 of a billion and play like a posh Pulis managing an alehouse team. Embarrassing scenes.

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/manchester-united-barcelona-juventus...
Report themover October 31, 2016 7:20 PM GMT
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Report themover November 3, 2016 10:29 PM GMT
Fenerbahce 2 - 1 Manchester United

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Report crystalhunt November 3, 2016 10:47 PM GMT
moondan 31 Oct 16 09:44 Joined: 18 Nov 10 | Topic/replies: 2,718 | Blogger: moondan's blog
I wouldn't write him off just yet, I did not see the whole match but some of what I saw was as good as anything I have seen this season and it must have been an act of a thousand gods that they didn't score 5 or 6.

Love to see him and klop fight out the title.


I think you'll find that Klopp will be otherwise engaged for the next few years Laugh
Report themover November 4, 2016 12:00 AM GMT
Mourinho's record since the start of last season:
26 Premier League matches;
8 wins;
6 draws;
12 defeats;
4 FA charges.

Shocked
Report Capt__F November 4, 2016 12:09 AM GMT
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Report Can't Catch Me November 4, 2016 7:59 AM GMT
Jose Mourinho has now lost 17 of his last 44 games as a manager (38.6%). He’d lost 17 of his previous 120 games before this run (14%). #MUFC

Hodgsonesque.
Report TheBetterBettor November 4, 2016 9:26 AM GMT
I wonder why Mourhino is soo hated by the liverpool fans....

Oh that's right, he stole Stevie g's dreams....

Report pushkin99 November 4, 2016 12:29 PM GMT
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Report charwell. November 4, 2016 6:35 PM GMT
Bedwetter produces same BS every time!

Long may that egotistical has been preside over the planets most expensive and useless team in the history of the game Laugh
Report jedi sophie November 4, 2016 7:55 PM GMT
Agreed....Counting the days to next window,splurge another 100 million, thatll fix it..NOT..
Long may he look as pained as he does now! And his overpaid bunch of mercenaries!
Report themover December 9, 2016 5:04 PM GMT
Would be near the top if the draws had been wins according to Jose....Genius

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Report Can't Catch Me December 9, 2016 8:34 PM GMT
It's unfair.

He's like a whingeing toddler. How can any self respecting Manager say it's 'unfair' ffs.
Report jedi sophie December 9, 2016 10:08 PM GMT
NO Surprise his behaviour, He and his teams have been at it from he moment the arrogant prick stepped in to football management,conned,cheated,dived and kicked Celtic out of a thoroughly deserved UEFA Cup and has been doing likewise ever since,every stop on the way,Inter Milan, real Madrid, Chelsea and man U....Always the same.
Though back then he looked like he was enjoying the antagonising,winding up others,the whingeing,now just looks ready for a final goodbye paycheck to me!
Good riddance and no loss whatsoever even if some journos think he would be.Boring and tiresome his patter now!
Report themover February 1, 2017 10:21 PM GMT
Mourinho "actually the result is incorrect, in my mind we won 2-0, after scoring two offside goals. We are actually in 1st position"

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Report jedi sophie February 1, 2017 10:31 PM GMT
At it again Old happy Jose!!!Laugh

Funniest couple minutes ive seen in many a week!!!Grin
Report crystalhunt February 1, 2017 10:35 PM GMT
I don't want to talk much, I don't want to pay fines.
Report degsy42 February 1, 2017 10:43 PM GMT
is there an emoji for black bags under the eyes Laugh
Report jedi sophie February 1, 2017 10:46 PM GMT
CryCryCryCryCry
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CrazyCrazyCrazyCrazy

These will do!!
Report crystalhunt February 1, 2017 11:18 PM GMT
Has there ever been a more pathetic individual in foootball. Humorless, sour, childish and paranoid. Lighten up ffs , people might start to like you.SadSad
Report Capt__F February 1, 2017 11:21 PM GMT
perfect fit for utd
Report anxious February 1, 2017 11:28 PM GMT
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Report themover February 1, 2017 11:29 PM GMT
Report howard February 2, 2017 3:09 PM GMT
Hope Southampton win at Wembley now. Would normally support  a northern team.
Report charwell. February 3, 2017 1:07 AM GMT
The epitomy of a classless t1t.
Report themover March 5, 2017 3:35 PM GMT
"We are from that generation of street football and football for big guys. We are not the kind of generation who goes to the media and cries about what happened."

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Report buddeliea March 5, 2017 5:27 PM GMT
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Report themover March 15, 2017 11:05 AM GMT
Report themover April 5, 2017 12:36 AM BST
"We scored two legal goals but I tell you with a smile on my face because I am not upset with the linesman,"

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Report themover December 20, 2017 9:54 PM GMT
Bristol City 2 Manchester United 1

TAXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII for Jose Mourinho

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Report pushkin99 December 20, 2017 10:20 PM GMT
moanrhino is a complete charlatan and fraud. Wasting circa £250M every transfer window only to produce the dullest and most boring football seen in a generation.

moanrhino's team cant keep being owned and outplayed only to steal undeserved wins. At some point the wheels had to come off and I can see that accelerating against the foxes next.
Report themover February 11, 2018 4:12 PM GMT
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Report Platini February 11, 2018 4:18 PM GMT






gubbed by Newcastle Utd.

takes some doing. Laugh. Laugh Laugh
Report rommel February 11, 2018 4:20 PM GMT
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Report rommel February 11, 2018 4:28 PM GMT
outbattled mainly,but then jose threw the towel in couple of weeks ago,not gonna dig deep are they?
Report themover February 11, 2018 6:13 PM GMT
"The Gods of football" were with Newcastle according to the Arrogant One Laugh
Report rommel February 11, 2018 6:27 PM GMT
genius tho jose,he's hiding his light under a bushel,sanchez will be fckn mush in a few weeks,subsumed into the utter mediocrity
Report pushkin99 February 11, 2018 6:43 PM GMT
Another miserable afternoon for manure and their fan boys.

Defensive, functional footie is all they have to look forward to now moanrhino has extracted a massive contract extension from manures owners.

This time next year, the manure fan boys will all be life long Citeh fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Report degsy42 February 11, 2018 6:44 PM GMT
paella ed by the fat spanish waiter
Report crystalhunt February 11, 2018 7:38 PM GMT
Sanchez was like a headless chicken - should have gone to City where he wouldn't have to work so hard.
Report degsy42 February 11, 2018 8:35 PM GMT
proper kicking in the san miguels
Report Racingqueen February 11, 2018 8:38 PM GMT
What odds on Rafa being next Utd manager?
Report pushkin99 February 11, 2018 8:44 PM GMT
LOl. what a hoot. certainly an upgrade on moanrhino.

It seems to me when the mancs play the chavs its likely to be a defining moment for both. The loser unlikely to qualify for the CL, with the winner only capable of 4th in the PL, what with Citeh, Liverpool and Spurs be sooooooooooooooooooooo superior to the rest.
Report thelatarps February 11, 2018 10:34 PM GMT
Must be said that Man U were quite unfortunate to lose today. I counted at least 3 goal mouth scrambles which led to off-the-line clearances. There is a bit in the mail about how tony martial feels slighted about the arrival of alexis which may have been at the back
of his mind when he missed the one on one.
Thing is, Man utd do not look happy in their skin.
Clearly they are not a Jose Mourinho team.
At various times Mou had rejected matic, mata and lukaku as not good enough for chelsea.
Does anyone really think Smalling and JOnes are a UCL quality center back pairing?
Since when does a mourinho team concede from set pieces like the one today?
Big problems for Man Utd. If they cant win with Jose then who exactly can do the job?
Report anxious February 11, 2018 10:55 PM GMT
MR pottechino maybe ?
Report degsy42 February 11, 2018 10:57 PM GMT
mike bassett could do a better job Laugh
Report rommel February 11, 2018 11:29 PM GMT
just you keep plugging away jose,we believe in you,dont let the naysayers get to ya,WERE LURRRRRVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IT
Report anxious February 11, 2018 11:31 PM GMT
20 , 28
Report degsy42 February 11, 2018 11:36 PM GMT
love it when utd fans sing chwenny times , usually means th'ere in the sh1t
Report anxious February 11, 2018 11:52 PM GMT
NO just stating a fact about Mersey Port , it is 28 long and desperate years isnt it ?
Report rommel February 11, 2018 11:57 PM GMT
WE SAW DESPERATION TODAY,no ideas,big signnings doing ffffffffffff all,no plan,no strategy,no fight,sing it JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
Report anxious February 12, 2018 12:06 AM GMT
Rimmer you guys will get whacked in Portugal
Report mafeking February 12, 2018 12:24 AM GMT
the winning goal was not dissimilar to the one after 10 seconds at spurs. a long ball, a lost header, flick on and a finish. most unlike mourinho side to concede route one goals like that
Report rommel February 12, 2018 10:00 AM GMT

Feb 12, 2018 -- 12:06AM, anxious wrote:


Rimmer you guys will get whacked in Portugal


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Report rommel February 12, 2018 10:01 AM GMT
SEVILLE QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS
Report Platini February 14, 2018 7:37 PM GMT
Seville are a Europey league team, not much better than the dross they faced in the soft group stage.
The next round is where they'll be found out.
Report rommel February 21, 2018 9:44 PM GMT
DONT TELL ANYONE BUT IT GETS BETTER,the mourinho projectLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Platini February 21, 2018 10:29 PM GMT
Report themover March 14, 2018 12:37 AM GMT
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Works for the "biggest" and "richest" club in the world

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Report BARNEY15C March 14, 2018 12:00 PM GMT
Only the FA cup left now to save the season...
Report rommel March 14, 2018 12:16 PM GMT
Unsurprisingly Mourinho did not share the critics’ view that United had been poor. “We did our best, we tried, we lost, that’s football,” he said. “I don’t think the performance was bad, the way we started was really positive. We were in control for the first 10 or 15 minutes, then after that Sevilla started to hide the ball.
Report lovegod March 14, 2018 2:27 PM GMT
I think they should be entitled to a replay.

The audacity of the other team keeping the ball.
Report stickyvicky March 14, 2018 6:51 PM GMT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fE7Otpoiq4&list=RD0fE7Otpoiq4&index=1
Report rommel March 14, 2018 6:54 PM GMT

Feb 12, 2018 -- 12:06AM, anxious wrote:


Rimmer you guys will get whacked in Portugal


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Report rommel March 16, 2018 3:23 PM GMT
He said the club’s “football heritage” of recent poor European performances meant there should be no surprise at Tuesday’s last-16 exit. The manager also said he was going nowhere and pointed out it was only 10 months since he won a trophy.
Report anxious March 16, 2018 3:24 PM GMT
How long since klopp won one
Report rommel March 16, 2018 3:27 PM GMT
haha,oooo you love maggot
Report anxious March 16, 2018 3:30 PM GMT
NO answer i see , the usual guff
Report anxious March 16, 2018 3:30 PM GMT
20, 28
Report rommel March 16, 2018 3:32 PM GMT

Mar 16, 2018 -- 4:30PM, anxious wrote:


20, 28


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Report rommel March 16, 2018 3:34 PM GMT
dont know how a dead man hammers nails in his own coffin but jose might be the first,an outburst of madness
Report allyp March 16, 2018 3:42 PM GMT
anyone remember Rafa's "Facts" press conference? This felt very similar Plain
Report rommel March 16, 2018 3:56 PM GMT
“For 10 months I win nothing, the last title that I won was 10 months ago, I beat Liverpool, Chelsea, I lose against Sevilla and now is their moment to be happy. I learn in my religious formation, be happy with others’ happiness; so be it, I am a really happy guy.”
Report themover March 16, 2018 4:50 PM GMT
Report crystalhunt March 16, 2018 6:27 PM GMT
12 minute meltdown
Report crystalhunt March 16, 2018 6:29 PM GMT
Please god they don't sack him - they haven't been punished enough yetLaugh
Report AFTERTHOUGHT March 16, 2018 7:10 PM GMT
He is a complete bell end and completely in love with  himself, the type who has never made a mistake his whole life!
Report JML March 16, 2018 7:56 PM GMT
Isn't the amount spent an important statistic.

A statistic he forgot to mention.
Report rommel March 16, 2018 8:25 PM GMT

Feb 11, 2018 -- 6:27PM, rommel wrote:


genius tho jose,he's hiding his light under a bushel,sanchez will be fckn mush in a few weeks,subsumed into the utter mediocrity


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Report stroodle March 16, 2018 9:10 PM GMT
Just seen the rant on sky sports news, meltdown next month sitting in corner eating dog biscuits
Report rommel March 16, 2018 9:15 PM GMT
he'll be outside the lowry selling fckn matches
Report degsy42 March 16, 2018 9:30 PM GMT
big issue
Report DeSSieReborn March 16, 2018 9:38 PM GMT
big boxes of tissues, outside CL semi final second leg Laugh
Report rommel March 16, 2018 9:52 PM GMT

Mar 16, 2018 -- 4:42PM, allyp wrote:


anyone remember Rafa's "Facts" press conference? This felt very similar


you could say rafas rant had a bit of hot blood about it,fergie had wound him up and he went off,this was 12 minutes of self indulgent self regarding vain whinging kerrrappola

Report crystalhunt March 17, 2018 1:27 AM GMT
how could MAN U make such a mistake - it's almost like appointing Donald Trump as managerHappyHappy
Report crystalhunt March 17, 2018 1:27 AM GMT
how could MAN U make such a mistake - it's almost like appointing Donald Trump as managerHappyHappy
Report stickyvicky March 17, 2018 1:40 AM GMT
but, but, but the FA Cup is this weekend.......... oh my sides.....LaughLaugh
Report rommel March 18, 2018 10:18 AM GMT
olly holt-mail on sunday..............
Jose Mourinho used his speech on Friday to deliver a homage to himself
Mourinho might be a great manager again but, right now, he looks like a dinosaur
Pep Guardiola’s success, and the joy it is bringing,  is eating Mourinho up
By Oliver Holt for the Mail on Sunday

Published: 18:39 EDT, 17 March 2018 | Updated: 21:56 EDT, 17 March 2018

Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address lasted two minutes. Martin Luther King’s ‘I Have a Dream’ speech lasted 17 minutes. John F Kennedy’s Inauguration Speech lasted 14 minutes. Winston Churchill’s ‘Fight on the Beaches’ speech lasted 34 minutes.

Acclaimed as football’s answer to all of them, Jose Mourinho’s self-serving, self-aggrandising, self-regarding, self-pitying, melodramatic, hard-luck claptrap that passed for his attempt at oratory on Friday afternoon lasted 12 minutes. His only theme was Jose Mourinho. He used his moment on the stage to deliver a homage to himself.

Ask not what Mourinho can do for Manchester United but what Manchester United can do for him. His was a dystopian vision of a great football club as a vehicle for a narcissist. His was a speech that denigrated United so that he could vindicate himself. Some managers subjugate themselves to their clubs. Mourinho asks that the club subjugates itself to him.
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16 Mar 18 15:30 
NO answer i see , the usual guff
anxious    16 Mar 18 15:30 
20, 28

LaughLaugh The usual guff !!! 20,28 !!!

Just like Mourinho.......complete hypocrite.
Report themover May 4, 2018 11:37 PM BST
Getting boring laughing at him now as it's nearly every week but......


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Report themover May 4, 2018 11:38 PM BST
At least he KNEW they were going to lose, that's how good he is LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report themover September 25, 2018 10:13 PM BST
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