How good is pound land?

Is Pound Land a Leicester nightclub?
Where Dawsy could show you some love?
He'll rip off your jeans
And call you a queen
Suck your crown jewels in a bathtub

I like that. You are funny fella.

If you don't laugh 10 times a day it's a bad day.

with your bank on here you can only buy 2 items in that shop tree

£4000 an item then.

You work in Poundland Tree?? thought you were a trolley dolly in tesco's

I am.

Car park to cold for ya this time of the year??

Spend a pound, get 50p worth of naffness. It's that good.