Who has a tattoo?

I've got my knuckles done. Right hand says 'LOVE' and left hand says 'HATS'

quality.

i have always thought they were for c**** and nobbbheads.

now have huge urge for my childs birthdate engraved on my arm 4 life.

666 you could earn a fortune on tv during ascot. the royal one.

I have a penis tattoed on my bum

If it means something to you - as yours clearly does then go for it.

Was talking to a mate earlier and he told me of someone he knew had 'Mother', the a blacked out bar, then 'Father'.

Apparently the tattooist had put 'Farter' by mistake.

Or 'Farther' - not sure which. I don't have any btw

for all my life thought it was the idea of gormless people and people who wanted to look tough.

What does the Mrs think?

Chatting up a couple of birds in pub one afternoon, my mate pointed out that one of them had what looked like 'Bran' inked on her arm. Obviously meant to be 'Brian' but that didn't stop us asking her how much she liked Weetabix

I own a building that the person who rents it conducts the art of inking the body.

must be free ffs.

im getting a sleeve done mate, i uploaded 3 pics yesterday if you wanted to see. it will be all colour when i finish it, having 3 more days done 9-11 oct

i would say it doesnt hurt at all really. i could sit there all day, its only a minor discomfort really, nothing to write home about.

congratulations anyway mate on the birth

You seem to have a good artist on the job EZ. Does he use stencils to start?

yeah mate, hes great. have it done at punctured skin in frome by chris davies. most of his stuff gets in magazines.

yeah he drew the stencil freehand and then applied it, and then scratched it in first before starting outline/shading and colour

I knew a bloke who used to do home tattoos.

He did a dolphin on a mates arm before he went to work on a rig. When he got back the tat had gone - said it'd swam off

If you're going for one then always best to go for the best to do it

swam off

yeah, thats what everyone told me, if your going to get it done its on you for life so make sure its going to be right!!

I got a mate who is a fisherman and he had a son called 'Kian', which he wanted tattooed down his finger and wanted to do it himself, one of our mates has got some tattoo equipment so let him do it himself, anyway, to cut a long story short, he ended up with 'Kain' tattooed down his finger the silly bugger, only gone and spelt his own sons name wrong

no one to blame but himself

only want yesterdays date, only for me.

not on show.

hate tats so no idea why but
?????

prob be looking at £50ish there MT.

i suppose if you did get the day and month the wrong way around you could always claim it was the american way round

Surely 'FREE MONEY!' tattooed across yer' arse cheeks is the way to go.

tattoos are for criminals and army geezers

Sep 18, 2012 -- 1:21AM, MONEY TREE wrote:

I own a building that the person who rents it conducts the art of inking the body.must be free ffs.

Own a building? Sure it isn't an entire street?

How about you get the word ''fantasist'' tattooed on your forehead

MT - tatoo on your arm will be only minor discomfort. Did you name your child Camelot btw?

My ex BF has Take That tattoed on his pen1s.And before you good people start throwing gay slurs my way I am of the female gender.

I ve got the word " ludo " tatooed on my willy........every time I see a good looking woman, it changes to " Llandudno " !!

I've a sleeve and aa couple of others don't hurt too much although in the ribs is a bit of a killer lol
Joshua tree, where are you from I'm from Llandudno

Why do you need a tattoo to remind you of their birthday Tree?

there was a place in Manchester 10+ yrs ago that did 'temporary tattoos'...tattooed as normal but would fade after 2-3 yrs...i got some beginner girl who ripped my arm to bits and thankfully had to stop barely halfway through cos skin was torn and needed to heal...got their no 1 girl when i went back a few weeks later and she managed to save it...which was just as well as the thing is still going strong 11 yrs on (bloke that ran the place moved to Asia!)

have a few , a Khymer protection tattoo . and a 9 spires yant .. 

got them done by monks , in cambodia and thailand ..
reckon you should only get them done if you believe in them , and not just for decoration

Sep 18, 2012 -- 1:58PM, StillSkint wrote:

My ex BF has Take That tattoed on his pen1s.And before you good people start throwing gay slurs my way I am of the female gender.

Maybe you are not gay but I think we can all believe he may be.

Did he have R one one arse cheek and B B I E on the other?

Edinburgh

Go for it Money Tree!

get a money tree on your back instead yew

A H Hunter has TW@T on his forehead.

EZ - is that a Squirrel tattoo'd on your arm?

I saw a guy in the crowd in the golf the other day, with Happy tattoed on his arse, HA on one cheek and sure enough PPY right there on the other cheek!

I got a Schalke 04 tattoo

I have a small gun tattooed on my neck. Hurt a lot but then I had it done with yage  In order to make me telepathic so it was worth  it   It worked and it's beautiful

just do not see the POINT

I wont own the property long as baby gets it.

i've got one of mon mome coming up to the finishing line in the national MT

One of my fave moments that was.

i reckon you backed it really

Yes I admitted that the other day.

Has always been one of my fave orses

Some of the pictures of bad tattoos on the net are priceless .

Swimming pools and beaches are going to be a place to avoid in a decade or two with all the horrifying smudged tramp stamps, badly deformed celtic bands, and chinese arse symbols for "soup" on show, on the saggy middle aged cellulite of their regretful stupid owners.

You'll need therapy if you're a dermatologist, it'll be giving them PTSD.

I have one done on my John Thomas after my favourite town in Wales.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

I own a building that the person who rents it conducts the art of inking the body.

one of your mates does dodgy tattoo's in that raggedy old hut down the bottom of your back garden ?

winning

Good one Bayset

mike

that must have been the only tattoo place in the world that uses a space telescope

"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"
I've got that on my whang as well! Or .. at least the Japanese symbol for it

u want some - yes it is mate, on the inside of my upper arm, secret squirrel

I've got WTBHAND on my c0ck - although once it is on full lob it says "Welcome To Barbados Have A Nice Day"

that anchor tattoo never did popeye any harm
helped him pull the skinny bird

Dawsy mentions Barbados often, I wonder if we now know the reason why.