Rooney dropped!!

could do with dropping a couple of dress sizes

dropped on his head at birth

Fergie doing what Hodgson should have done in the summer when the fat lad couldn't be bothered to get fit.

fergy not silly..... vans the man

Now we know why he bought RVP.

Rooney to Madrid or Barca or City or Chelsea.

madrid or barca ? wouldnt get in the teams

he is not a Mourinho player.

True, not on his recent form

on bench?

saying that i dont think he would get in either city or chelski too

yeah hes on the bench

the most sensible thing I have seen from Ferguson for a season (excluding getting Scholes back).

rooney wouldn't even get a job cleaning the toilets at the bernabau

Why doesn't Fergie try him at centre half?

but im sure his wife would

Rooney wouldn't be good enough to get in my five a side team and most weeks we only have 4 players who turn up.

she'd have to put a bag over her head

I'd probably rather bite the bullet and go with Rooney if push came to shove

too many tabs outside the pub iyo

He's warming up now

injured

that looks nasty

Slashed

some cut that

4 weeks for a cut???, what a big girls blouse, stick a fcking plaster on it and it's good to go.

and plaster it before Giggs tries to get up on it!

hahaha