MALCOLM TUCKER You take [puts up his hands the way Ollie did] this and this and you put it onto your bird's breasts, and you rub them and squeeze them very very gently, you get her into the sack, you bang her ****ing brains out, you make sure that she comes and you just give her the policy! OLIVER REEDER But I... I chucked her. In a kind of 'it's not you' it's me' sort of... but it IS you, you hideous, vacuous, slow bitch from hell! MALCOLM TUCKER I'm really not interested at all in your little tiff. Get round her, take your Barry White album and your lube and your ****ing policy folder! OLIVER REEDER Malcolm, this is really crossing the line! MALCOLM TUCKER Don't start with the moral objections, you ****ing Blue Peter badge wearing ponce! Go and make a contribution to the ****ing Amnesty International! Go and buy a goat a whole village can ****, but you are doing this for me! OLIVER REEDER Malcolm! You're bullying me, and I dunno why you're bullying me... MALCOLM TUCKER How dare you! How dare you! Don't you ever, EVER, call me a bully! I'm so much worse than that.
MALCOLM TUCKERYou take [puts up his hands the way Ollie did] this and this and you put it onto your bird's breasts, and you rub them and squeeze them very very gently, you get her into the sack, you bang her ****ing brains out, you make sure that she
You would think they would have comedians on this show.CA has a decided handicap --- he just isn't funny.But he's not alone.You could add a whole lot more names to the list:-Brigstocke,Ed Byrne,Ross Noble,the bloke who hosts it,Patrick Kielty,Corden,Rhod Gilbert,Russell Howard.God,there are more than I thought.
You would think they would have comedians on this show.CA has a decided handicap --- he just isn't funny.But he's not alone.You could add a whole lot more names to the list:-Brigstocke,Ed Byrne,Ross Noble,the bloke who hosts it,Patrick Kielty,Corden,
Addison is just like all the other current stand ups,about as root canal treatment without the injections
Who the feck told Ava Vidal she was funny. She is just an embarrassment and an insult to call her a comedian
Addison is just like all the other current stand ups,about as root canal treatment without the injectionsWho the feck told Ava Vidal she was funny. She is just an embarrassment and an insult to call her a comedian
He is about as funny as those sold his sole advert he des but hey only use clients from the same agency if your not in your out mock the week should have the axe
He is about as funny as those sold his sole advert he des but hey only use clients from the same agency if your not in your out mock the week should have the axe
His material is so conceited...thinks he's still at bloody Footlights or whatever - basically a very unfunny, over confident, lanky terwat.
Should stick to those adverts for the banks - that's how much of a cretin he is, in bed with the very profession he mocks. ****.
His material is so conceited...thinks he's still at bloody Footlights or whatever - basically a very unfunny, over confident, lanky terwat.Should stick to those adverts for the banks - that's how much of a cretin he is, in bed with the very professio