Bob's NOT how much has everyone won lost thread

it was to ask why i hadn't been on for 6 months and would i like a freebie bet

smithy91

not sure thats possible my dad is sound but mum is trying to push for more money

They've given you a home for 21 years, so I'd do the decent thing and píss off, let them enjoy themselves without having you loitering around .

bob-vegas

Rob - you made all your money from gambling though, right?

I used to work as a matador but when I got wind of potential bans I decided to move into betting for a more secure income.  So I made money from bullfighting prior to gambling.

They've given you a home for 21 years, so I'd do the decent thing and píss off, let them enjoy themselves without having you loitering around

thats a bit harsh rob i my dad enjoys having me round the house to talk about football and betting and i stump up the sky bill so will be extending my stay

smithy - its bleedy hard once you walk the tightrope ,i thought my very first gas bill was for a huge  tax demand or something

nice of you to say bob - i do my best

the Bull charged far too much 

sorry ,that was terrible

coach- i bet mate can't imagine it. my problems come from car insurance £180 a month to aviva proper get us young uns these days

bob-vegas

zzzz Rob. why would you get banned from being a matador?

Don't you watch the news?  Ecuador banned it about a year ago for one.

jeez smithy ,what car do you drive >

ino mate you'd think i drive an audi A4 at that cost. a 1 litre corsa as an additional driver. no chance of upgrading at these costs

arbs

bob-vegas

you don't wanna answer how you made your fortune then?

I already told you; as a matador and then through betting.

bob you own your own house. wow wee. very very lucky man. most nurses never own their own house. wow. just wow. wow wee.

smithy91     30 Jun 12 20:45 
ino mate you'd think i drive an audi A4 at that cost. a 1 litre corsa as an additional driver. no chance of upgrading at these costs
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wow smithy ,that's paying the price for being under 25 i guess ,a few bad drivers given the rest a bad name

Bob, you're wasting your time on here asking people about why Betfair phoned them when you could, as I have suggested, be finding out about martingale.

Which do you think will benefit you most in terms of gambling success?

"wow smithy ,that's paying the price for being under 25 i guess ,a few bad drivers given the rest a bad name"

yes it is coach unfortunately and my postcode beginning with bb2 dosen't help. people enjoy crashing into each other and claiming unfortunately but thats blackburn for ya.

Why don't you do it then?

You misread the post bob, the moment has passed.

smithy - i heard some teenager the other day say he had 3 weeks no claims bonus

coach- hopefully can upgrade from the corsa next year but not paying more than 2k for insurance. what car u drivin coach?

Yes, bob.

When did you buy your house Bob?

How much was it?

I believe it's £100 for a house on Angel Islington.

Bob, the answer was there all along...

I own mine outright but I live in a tent on Wimbledon Common

smithy  , golf gti - not new though, 2001 model

bob is probably one of  the wealthiest forumites ever tbf - not many own their own house almost outright

Bob is in the elite. 90% of people his age don't own a house. One of the forumites elite, very fortunate. Wonder if he knows just how fortunate he is.

Hope you realise how lucky you are, Paul.  You must kiss your house keys every night before you go to bed.

Hope you realise how lucky you are, Paul.  You must kiss your house keys every night before you go to bed



nice coach bet insurance is cheaper than mine

Any tips on how you accumulated the wealth Bob to buy a house? Wow Wee. Wee Wow.

My last car was a Mercedes estate and the insurance premium was £180 a year :p

I am sad. So sad at how fortunate you are. Wow Wee. Wee Wow.

How many properties do you own Bob?

My last car was a Mercedes estate and the insurance premium was £180 a year


thats well cheap cat. mines £1600 more

smithy - £350 , i have managed to rack up 8 years no claims , god knows how 

bob is a very lucky man with his house situation -  i would love a nice house bob and one i own ..

maybe in years to come after making maybe enough on here

Bob is the luckiest person I know. Seems there is big money in the clown business.

most houses  are way beyond the means of a nurse and her single salary , or even 2 nurses

coach- take it you've had several near misses like me no idea i have 2 years either. wel cheap that they need to change rules it worse than PC on here

Why won't you answer the question. God I hate ignorance and duplicity [toys, pram etc.]

How much was your house?

smithy - i'm safe enough normally, just not when i'm reversing in car parks   have had 3 near misses this last year

Bob post your deeds please

I know a nurse who is having to move back in with her parents because she can't afford to stay in her house on her own.  I'd imagine if I told her about Paul owning his house OUTRIGHT she'd feel sick to her stomach.  Hope he realises how lucky he is and what a blessed existence he lives.

Bob is a property developer in his spare time perhaps ? 

Ice King

Bob post your deeds please

Ice King     30 Jun 12 22:57 
Bob post your deeds please

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made me lol that one

thats funny coach because thats my problem to parking and reversing. got to the stage now where just abandon it in work car park using two spaces.

all this talk of houses i will have to start looking

smithy - my parking is flaming abysmal as well


smithy - best chance i have of a house at the moment is down at the bingo 

smithy91

all this talk of houses i will have to start looking

Nonsense, lasses can't get enough of lads in their twenties who still live with their parents.  You'll be a reet magnet.

coach- bingo

night lads funny thread this. 5- a side tournament tommorow 9:30 meet so need some sleep. will be back tommorow wana learn more about this martingale system sounds the real deal

i disagree rob- a single bed in a room next to my parents is not ideal to bring back a bird. its okay to trade in thats it

martingale system

Hey Bob. Just a question.  You know when Biscuit was asking you yesterday about pricing up games, and you said you had priced up a set of PL fixtures and got the overround wrong?

You then said you privately tried it out on a few more Saturdays before the end of the season. Is that true? Did you really go away and privately try pricing up PL fixtures for several weekends?  (I'll be impressed if you did.)

jokin coach lmao

Smithy,i doubt Bob will divulge his secret Martingale system!!

awwwwhh

Bob won't even divulge why he fancies Spain tomorrow

So Bob. Just to be clear, did you mean you did it live for several weekends after that thread? Or that you went back and used info from previous seasons to try out your skills?

skills?

try out your skills?

Here's the thread.

http://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/29112439/how-i-would-price-up-the-sunday-epl-games?origpost_id=519594811&pg=1

You carried on doing live PL matches after that weekend?

re -read smithy

my mistake 

You calling me thin Bob

Come on Bob. Answer the question. That was the thread after which you carried on pricing up the PL games for several weeks until the end of the season?

How the **** did you give it a go when you created that thread on the last weekend of the PL.  Not a single PL match has been played since then, so how the hell can you have done it live???

bob

i never take the pee

You 'can't remember'...  You spent considerable time pricing up matches, for the first time in your life, and you can't even remember whether they were PL matches or not?

You said you carried it on for several weekends after that thread.

You're a sodding liar Bob. You never lifted a finger to try pricing up matches after that weekend. Even though that exercise would have taught you a considerable amount about how odds move and to what extent, you didn't try it. And you didn't try it because you're an idle little ****.

Do you even bet, Bob?  Or are your 'bets' just lies as well?

Perhaps Bob sat down and priced up some games whilst his girlfriend was revising for her exams.......

bob busted

Yeah, well I've read plenty by 666. Including his comments on this thread that value bets are only value if they win...     The guy's a total tool. And Hejik shouldn't be criticising others for getting annoyed after the silly way he blew his top a few weeks back.


You, though...  You spend the whole time here trading on your 'honesty'.  Have you said an honest thing since you started posting here?   What's your game, pal?

Mummy and Daddy bought someone a house?
Somebody doesn't know how to stand on there own two feet.

Apart from the GF at uni

No you haven't. You didn't price up any games.   It's just lucky for you that you'll be gone from this place a month or two from now.

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Apart from the GF at uni

FOYDC

Cooee why will he be gone from? They have ditched him from here more times than Messi has scored a goals for Barcelona.In other words they can't stop him.

Take it from me Barca. He will be going.  Not yet, but he won't be here come the end of the Olympics.

Excuse the typo's Cooee had a few drinks

Haven't we all!

     Poor little Bobbity Bob...   His end is rushing towards him, even as he continues to laugh at everybody else. Silence awaits you Bob Terwiliger, so laugh it up while you still can, Pal..

bob-vegas 30 Jun 12 23:53 
haha Bobbin still clinging to that DrPepper stuff. i have the thread favourited to post soon and laugh when it doesnt happen.





It is happening. Might be a month, might be 2, but it's definitely going to happen

Cooee - I haven't insulted you at all from what I recall.

You may well have narcissistic personality disorder from our conversations on here

*show

Oh, I won't call you out Bob.  A few days after you're gone from here, you'll simply disappear from everyone's minds. I know where my source comes from, so I know that I will be proven right. Whether it's July or August or September.

To be honest, I'm cutting down on the forum myself. It's a waste of time. (I have it so that my browser only allows me here between the hours of 23.00 and Midnight. Once I post this message, I won't be able to access this thread again until tomorrow. And I have plans for tomorrow night, in any case.)  So, we may not meet much again in the future.

Just remember Bob. Things happen for a reason. A betting site isn't a healthy place for somebody of your work ethic or lack of intellect. You will find something better.  If we don't meet again, farewell.

Because i was told by someone who works at betfair

Why would you want to?  Is this forum that important to your life?

Sorry, I should have been clearer; it was a rhetorical question.

Is this a rhetorical question?

Why would you think that?

Or boozy women and dirty nights?

Think you have me confused with someone else.  I rarely drink and have a girlfriend.

Laters.

any winners?

I bet Bob's been raking it in during the early stages of this world cup