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erogenous_zone
02 Jun 12 17:50
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... watching england.

everytime i get my hopes up thinking they are going to play well and its going to be an exciting game but we are just complete sh1t. can noone control the f@cking ball, just keeps bouncing off their feet. reminds me a bit of john fashanu's debut.

we have regressed beyond belief.
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Report erogenous_zone June 2, 2012 5:51 PM BST
thats karma. england score within 10 seconds of posting to make me look silly Laugh
Report u want some June 2, 2012 5:52 PM BST
Laugh
Report Bergkamp93 June 2, 2012 5:52 PM BST
hehe
Report degsy42 June 2, 2012 5:53 PM BST
what a great tactical astute manager we have Laugh
Report berto77 June 2, 2012 5:53 PM BST
Nothing wrong with the OP!  England have been awful, despite the goal Laugh
Report erogenous_zone June 2, 2012 6:00 PM BST
its like to beat a man they have to hope that 5 ricochets off legs and various body parts go their way to emerge 5 yards further forward with the ball. if said does not happen then belgium just come away with the ball.

Laugh
Report JC1326 June 2, 2012 6:32 PM BST
And yet we're still comfortably beating Belgium, who a lot on here were c*cksucking Crazy
Report disco10 June 2, 2012 6:49 PM BST
great post :) England have never been an exciting team, be glad you have a manager who will now use what he has at his to get a WINNING team... as a Scot I am actually hating the fact Hodgson is in charge as it smacks of a under the radar (Chelsea) tourney winning team
Report erogenous_zone June 2, 2012 6:54 PM BST
to be honest mate i would rather us play exciting football and win that way than bore our way to winning something. football should be entertaining imo
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 7:03 PM BST
We haven't got the players to play exciting football at International level.  We're not Brazil!
Report The Bhoys June 2, 2012 7:07 PM BST
boy i thaught we were dire to watch and we r but feck me yous r woeful
Report desperatemunter June 2, 2012 7:07 PM BST
this game has been all Belguim -apart from Defoe shot against post - last 20 mins I have watched
Report desperatemunter June 2, 2012 7:08 PM BST
England 'a tough nut to crack' - don't think so
Report desperatemunter June 2, 2012 7:09 PM BST
'If Germany had won 1-0 we'd call them World class' : Adrible Chiles
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 7:09 PM BST
So which exciting players would you bring in to liven it up, Munter?
Report erogenous_zone June 2, 2012 7:12 PM BST
you dont have to be brazil to play exciting football, just got to play as a team with the right formation and tactics. venables had it right in '96, we played to our strengths which at the time was a 3-5-2 formation. we are too stuck in our ways with the boring 4-4-2.
Report desperatemunter June 2, 2012 7:12 PM BST
no idea at all. i am very happy to see scrappy 1-0's once the tourney begins
Report desperatemunter June 2, 2012 7:14 PM BST
maybe we don't have exciting players - it's a team thing. we could have an exciting team perhaps. but, as i say, boring 1-0's will be fine if it wins us a tournament
Report berto77 June 2, 2012 7:15 PM BST
I'm happy enough with ugly 1-0s in the Euros, doesn't make it any easier to watch though.  Rooney will get sent off every other game ploughing a lone furrow up front however.
Report desperatemunter June 2, 2012 7:16 PM BST
point is, Belguim had loads of good chances and I don't think you'd even get 'loads of good chances' against a really good team.  (I am an England supporter)
Report TheChaser June 2, 2012 7:16 PM BST
Tougher games than Norway and Belgians the Euros maybe i think
Report desperatemunter June 2, 2012 7:16 PM BST
very much agreed
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 7:17 PM BST
Erogenous, during Euro 96 we had a very tough defensive line, some pretty decent finishers, and some exciting and effective attacking midfielders. The players we have to pick from today are mostly fairly lacklustre. And our defenders aren't good enough to hold out strong sides unless they get strong back up from the midfield.

Plus, we had home advantage in 96, and we got the luck of one or two slightly fortunate decisions.
Report TheChaser June 2, 2012 7:22 PM BST
Like all home games
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 7:23 PM BST
Heh????
Report erogenous_zone June 2, 2012 7:24 PM BST
personally i think it was more the fact that we played as a team and everyone knew their role and was happy playing there. we have messed up countless amounts of times in recent years playing players out of position and trying to get gerrard and lampard playing together well, i personally think they would have played well together in a different formation and different tactics but we are too stuck in our ways.

i dont wana be stuck at these euros hoping the opposition dont score??!! i want us to be outscoring them, not conceding a goal then having the feeling that we cant get back into the game. 

i cant really recall what decisions we were fortunate with in '96?? i just know that in 96 if the opposition scored i would have full faith in us being able to score another
Report TheChaser June 2, 2012 7:24 PM BST
Euro 96 England played all home games i would think that helped a little
Report high_lander June 2, 2012 7:26 PM BST
that was truly awful to watch Cry

engerland in anti-football shock
Report Ghostdog June 2, 2012 7:29 PM BST
England World Ranking - 7
Belgium World Ranking - 44

England should be confident of beating Belgium at home. Didn't look much like that to me, and I backed England.
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 7:29 PM BST
Well I did say that in my post TheChaser. 'Home advantage in 96'.
Report berto77 June 2, 2012 7:31 PM BST
I had layed England and feel a bit hard done by
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 7:34 PM BST
Erogenous, I think you're severely underestimating that 96 squad if you think today's England players are of the same quality versus the opposition. Gazza alone was a sensational player to have pulling the strings on the big occasion. The strikers were good, and we had very decent pace down the wings. And all that on top of a great set of defenders. And the advantage of playing at home was massive.

As regards the fortunate decisions, we got away with a lot when we played Spain. Several disallowed goals and solid penalty shouts for them turned down. Lots of Spanish supporters were bitter about that result for years after. You obviously don't hear it mentioned much in England though!
Report SPOT THE DOG June 2, 2012 7:36 PM BST
N Ireland play exciting football.

How are they doing
Report erogenous_zone June 2, 2012 7:41 PM BST
yes, they are not of the same quality. but that doesnt mean that we cant play exciting attacking football! and the spain game is the only game where i cant really remember much about Wink ... being serious actually!
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 7:44 PM BST
We were playing quite exciting football against Germany, at the time that Lampard's goal got disallowed. How did that go!?
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 7:47 PM BST
Strangely enough, I can't remember much about the Spain game either, but I know a lot of Spaniards were very bitter about it! (I remember more about the atmosphere than the game itself!!)   I think in England we just gave a sigh of relief that we squeezed through it and then collectively erased it from our footballing sub-conscience!! LaughLaugh
Report erogenous_zone June 2, 2012 7:47 PM BST
they destroyed us. fair and square. just got to hold your hands up when that happens.
Report erogenous_zone June 2, 2012 7:48 PM BST
Laugh we probably did! think it was the shock of us actually winning on penalties!! Laugh
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 7:54 PM BST
The Germany performance was partly down to naivety. We left gaping holes in the centre of the midfield, and our defence was idiotically managed and received no support whatsoever from the midfielders.  The Germans were very good, and they may well have still smacked us had we been better organised, but we made it very easy for them.   I hate these gung-ho English sides that just get ripped to shreds by the more intelligent foreign opposition.
Report erogenous_zone June 2, 2012 8:00 PM BST
i think tbf the first 2 german goals in the first 20 minutes were both from shambolic defending werent they. we were done for after that. dont know whether a gung ho approach was to blame there. the holes in our midfield was however a tactical disaster that i would firmly pin on the manager.
Report TheChaser June 2, 2012 8:02 PM BST
Zee Germans tore Argentina apart also.No one was outscoring Argie bar Germany imo
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 8:05 PM BST
But the Argies were utterly bonkers. You can't use them as a test of anything!! Laugh
Report TheChaser June 2, 2012 8:06 PM BST
I seriously believe England will get 2 points max
Report 666_v June 2, 2012 8:40 PM BST
I don't know if it helps but 'no one' are two separate words. 'Noone' is just 'noon' with an 'e' on the end.
Report TheChaser June 2, 2012 8:41 PM BST
Confused
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 8:42 PM BST
Humour me. How would that help anyone?
Report high_lander June 2, 2012 8:43 PM BST
did anyone actually write "noone"?
Report TheChaser June 2, 2012 8:44 PM BST
Ah the op did Mr Bond i thought he was referring to me.
Report high_lander June 2, 2012 8:46 PM BST
word fascist
Report sac_de_merde June 2, 2012 8:47 PM BST
www.statsthebet.co.uk
Report 666_v June 2, 2012 8:48 PM BST
A small piece of education is a good start to having a good England team.
Report Cooee June 2, 2012 8:51 PM BST
'Get into space so that your team-mate can pass to you, you honker!' might be important education for our footballers.

The difference between no one and noone (or, indeed, no-one)?  Erm... Nah!
Report 666_v June 2, 2012 9:24 PM BST
I think you miss my point.

A small amount of education would not "get my hopes up thinking they are going to play well and its going to be an exciting game".
Report NyronNosworthy June 3, 2012 1:43 AM BST
England aren't very good. I'm not sure why that still surprises people
Report neilthered20 June 3, 2012 6:49 PM BST
What people seem to have overlooked is Roy has only had the job for 2 weeks,so therefore he hasn't had enough time to form a team capable of winning this tournament.
I think ,therefore,having realised this he is thinking more towards the World Cup in 2014,which is why he is picking people like Wellbeck,Oxlade-Chamberlain,Henderson and Kelly.Even if they dont get a game they'll benefit from the experience of being in a tournament squad.
Report Cooee June 3, 2012 7:34 PM BST
They wouldn't benefit from the experience of being in a tournament squad that played negative football all the way through and still got eliminated at the group stage. Indeed, that experience might scar them for the rest of their international careers.

And anyway, the idea of getting 'experience' is a double-edged sword. In some ways it's better to go into your first 'personally significant' tournament not really knowing what it's going to feel like. If you can remember what it felt like the last time, your mind can haunt you in the run-up with vivid and horribly realistic images that ratchet up the tension you're feeling. But if you don't really know what it's going to feel like, you're probably not going to be paying much attention to anything your mind can conjure up, since you'll know it's based on nothing.
Report thelatarps June 3, 2012 7:58 PM BST
Not a great lover of ingerlund
however
there are 2 or maybe 3 very good teams in the euros
(one doesnt need to mention them does one?)
the rest are of varying degrees of average including our island heroes
a question of form and confidence for roys boys
They seem to be in 'a good place' at the mo
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