Back on the Dole

hudson it must be 6 months since i filled in my book i just go in and say sorry but i forgot my book. just asked wat i looked for n make 2 up

hudsonhicks5
03 May 12 14:51
The Bhoys how do you fill out your "job seeking diary".
Do you do it gradually throughout the fortnight, or just write down a load of **** about 10minutes before you set off fr the Job Centre?

feck, that brings back memories

tree im 26 and moved out 4 years ago mate altho i have a few mates who will be 35 n still at home no doubt

flipper shows them his writing skills and they realise they might aswell give him a mr men book.

think its about 10k bob

flipper how do you afford to live?

just write down a load of **** about 10minutes before you set off fr the Job Centre

i used to do that

tree i manage very well mate tend to by alot of fresh food food dinners which is cheaper than takeawys and that. altho i dont have alot of doe to head out as much as i would like and and i dont smoke r buy much rubbish food

where do you live? homeless shelter??

no tree i have my own place

MONEY TREE • May 3, 2012 2:51 PM BST
no pounds at my store you mug.

You have your own store tree ??

how can you afford own place if you have no income?

Bhoys you live in a flat ??

yes bergy all paid for

you own the flat flipper?

Nice Bhoys ...I also had similar circumstances years ago when I lived down south

fishing thread, only a clown would write this sh#t

yeah bergy its decent we flat mate in my local village close to all my mates and its quiet.

Handy Bhoys ...Flats/Apartments are the best to live in imo...Who needs a Big fecking house LoL

"Walked out of my Job"   yull be excluded from benefits for that very smart move.
Unless yur an immigrant with a strap on vest and a pile of illegitimate begging children.

So were did you work Hudson ???

aye bergy suits me mate its quiet me and another lad my age r prob only ones that do much drinking rest r in ther 30s n 40s

you live in a flat and share?

feck that,

Hudson

If you quit your job then you are excluded from benefits for 26 weeks. If you have not paid enough NI contributions then you well and truely fecked. Your only avenue left is to try and get a crisis loan which you have to pay back when you either find another job or start to get benefits after the 26 week period.

As sniperAYR said - not a great move on your part.

GL

Hudson

A picec of advice of you pal f uck  off you daft c unt.

no tree i dont share i have my own flat

you own it?

May 3, 2012 -- 9:32AM, KilbirnieMan wrote:

HudsonIf you quit your job then you are excluded from benefits for 26 weeks. If you have not paid enough NI contributions then you well and truely fecked. Your only avenue left is to try and get a crisis loan which you have to pay back when you either find another job or start to get benefits after the 26 week period.As sniperAYR said - not a great move on your part.GL

brother quit his job but told jobcentre he was made redundant... they don't even check

Standard procedure if you say you have been made redundant from Jobcentre is:

They write to your last employer for final payslip

They enquire if any redundancy money was paid as this affects your benefits also.

You have to take last 3 months bank statements to Jobcentre so they can see if you have moved any monies to another account


Your Brother was very luck Dimebar.

go on the sick hudson yal be grand

they don't even check

and if they did? benefit fraud case pending?

Bob

They do check everything and if they don't then they will be signing on!

There would be no fraud case as he would not have received any benefits but they would put a big red sticker on his claim.

Hudson would be better saying he was a chronic gambler and take his lifetime P/L from Betfair to the Jobcentre and chance his luck that way

They do check everything and if they don't then they will be signing on!

i take it you mean "will not" ?

The Jobcentre person dealing with the claim would be signing on.

ah i get ya. dead strict then is it the ol' JSA

No one is left to starve in the UK - he must get money from somewhere to keep him fed etc for 26 weeks...surely?

of course he willcameron will let him stay with him

Why would any ordinary person 'play the game' and work for minimum wage in a **** job etc, when the elites in this country - politicains, bankers, the rich, corporations, financial institutions, newspapers, the police etc are all corrupt liars, and who between them have robbed evey man woman and child in this country blind for years, bankrupted the country, stole all OUR MONEY sold off OUR birthrights (nat. industries, gas, eleclticity, water and so on)  -

AND THEN THE CHEEKY **** ask US to pay for it all, all OUR money they LOST BY WRECKLESS GAMBLING we are supposed to suffer to pay it all back!!!


It defies belief!


IMO we can get away with doing f*ck all in this country, fair play to them. It's not worth putting your back out for £7 an hour, when the country starts being run fairly and FOR THE PEOPLE not just the top 5-10% then that's different.


Why should the people at the bottom subsidise the **** at the top?


All in this together? G f yourself Cameron.

Should read:


IMO ANYONE WHO can get away with doing f*ck all in this country...

Cant believe people still fall for this sh*te, excellent fishing thread though, almost 70 replies.

tis a fine haul

What Dirk said.

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if you and bhoys combine skills you will be 50% of the way to being head flipper.

hope this helps.

spot on dd

If you quit your job but then wanted to sign on, just sign up to various employment agencies and do a day/few days work for them. Agencies always have temp sh1t that is for a couple of days here or there. Then, when that temp assignment is over, contact the job centre and say you were doing some agency work but now it's finished. They will probably check it out with the agency but it will all be legit, so everyone is satisfied. It will even generate a p45 for you.

Though in this climate, I'm note sure why anyone would walk out on a job without another one to go into. But good luck.

dza id do that but it would affect my rent

My benefit wasnt stopped it seems because i had a valud reason for leaving my job.

The lady who interviewed me was very sympathetic and adviced me to write to trading standards.. but i cannot be arsed

I believe a single bloke can live a very substantial life on his own, on benefits.

Who needs night outs?? You have Bargain Booze.

Who needs takeaways - Some fresh egg noodles from ASDA, Chilli powder, Soy Sauce, some veg, Salt, Fish Sauce, Prawns or Chicken fried in a Wok - Amazing!!!

I believe a single bloke can live a very substantial life on his own, on benefits.

quite possibly yeah

what was your valid reason for leaving work bud?

bob.vegas did you even read my posts?

The manager was a complete imbecile.

ah

so how ya gonna fill ya days now pal?

Watching youtube, masturbation, watching movies on sky late at night and betting when my first £138 payment comes.. should be 3am tuesday morning

hudson i have been on dole for years mate i buy myself fresh food and make good dinners like spuds, veg and chicken or fish its reall not that expensive if u get fresh food and freeze it and thaw it out night before u use it. i manage fine mate but if i am looking to go somewer expensive i have to try to watch pennys for a locka weeks and try n stay away from booze but its worh it. i got a ticket yday for a concert end of june few weeks of booze and all have enough money for sure for a good day out plus if im stuck i will withdraw from my betting accounts

oh your benefit covers ya Sky then

who you going to see bhoys

The Bhoys do you ever go on holiday?

I'm fortunate enough to still live at home with mummy and daddy.. they don't ask for any money.

I only receive job seekers allowance

dont have sky bob use net or mas sky go. arrong going to see red hot chillis. nah hudson not to often mate me and hot weather dont really agree. last time i went went to bed at nite woke up and my 2 legs had swollen near twice fec king size do not ask how that happened cus av no idea

aaron who's ya favourite bands?

I would absolutely LOVE a manual labour job in the factor near me that deals with bottled water. About 200 Immigrant Eastern Europeans work there. Would give me a chance to do some proper work which im in dire need of, and overtime opportunities would enable me to save for my next trip to Thailand.

However last time i registered at the agency that deal with this factory, they interviewed me, didn't hear a word back. I have qualifications, i'm physically fit, ex armed-forces, blatantly not lazy. It's just unfortunate i'm British.

Oh well

65 pound a week? hudson your fellow dolies in ireland get about 200 euros pw

yes please take him away fred FFS

I checked the Irish Benefits website.. seems the most common payment is €188 for 25+

http://www.citizensinformation.ie/pl/social_welfare/social_welfare_payments/...

just knock on the doors of 14 of your neighbours,tell them you will cut there grass once a week of a tenner,do 2 lawns a day in an hour or so,bang! £240 a week and 22 hours to yourself every day and if you fancy a few extra quid,go to your local newsagents,get 8 paper rounds,boom! monies!

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do you work Form Man?

sure dont paul,retired and not even 30

if your struggling for work paul,you can cut my grass and collect my racing post in the mornings,might find some other jobs round the garden for you as well,not in the house tho,cant trust a little rat creature like yourself kid

From http://www.jobsguideireland.com/unemployment-benefits-ireland/

Maximum Weekly Rate : €188   Plus €124.80 for a dependent adult. Plus €29.80 a week for a child.  E.g  : A couple with 2 children would get a maximum of  €372.40 a week ( €19,364 a year)

Find yourself a single mum with two kids, move to Sligo and hey presto 16K a year..........

I live in North Wales.. about an hour from Holyhead Ferry port..

I suppose i could lie that i am living in Ireland, but just catch the ferry over every fortnight to Sign on??

u would need an adress hudson and how much would it cost u every time u go acrosss on boat u wudnt be much better off

plenty provide a false address and hop back over the border to NI when they ve got their cash

freedik let me use ur address mate and i will get the bus down fornighty be a few drinks in it for ya we will go to the dundalk games

Probably Republicans showing their compete undivided Loyalty to the "Free State"

This thread is nice, will evolve into benefit fraud, tax avoidance and other low level crime in no time.

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You went onto jobseekers allowance after voluntarily quitting your job? Isnt there a half-year period in which you cant get it?

I had to fill out a Questionaire on why i left my job.. i had a short interview, woman was happy, few days later my claim was processed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpEovTqizx8

fair enough, dont know why people are having a go about it, nothing wrong with getting jobseekers if you can - someone else is going to get your previous job so its swings and roundabouts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkMbzzgpyxg&feature=related

hudsonhicks5
28 Apr 12 22:00
This mronings losses really effected  my day today with my girlfriend, i was moody with her, i didn't give a **** about anyhting and i couldn't be arsed with the film we watched at the cinema.

So here i am sat on my own in her student accommodation room, drinking bottles of stella, whilst she finishes off some essay with her friend. Watching crap Youtube videos, and with the glimmer of home she's off he period and i'll get sex later.


hudsonhicks5 03 May 12 22:45 
My benefit wasnt stopped it seems because i had a valud reason for leaving my job.

The lady who interviewed me was very sympathetic and adviced me to write to trading standards.. but i cannot be arsed Laugh

I believe a single bloke can live a very substantial life on his own, on benefits.




Was it an amicable split?

Can't believe people still fall for your endless fishing threads.

single as in not married bizzo.

are you really that stupid?

Biscuit1979 you're a clown. go away.

How is quiting my job, and going on benefits. "Fishing"

[x] Hudson is a loser

[x] Hudson is a thick c unt

[x] Hudson is a poor fisherman

[ ] Hudson has a girlfriend

bob.vegas 04 May 12 00:18 
single as in not married bizzo.

are you really that stupid?



Not anywhere near as stupid as you if you believe anything he says.

And since when did single mean 'not married'? Single means 'no girlfriend' in most peoples minds i would've thought.

not nearly as stupid as you Biscuit who calls me stupid and then can't tell me the golden nugget strategy reffered to by catflop. coward

hudson is one of the good guys

[x] Hudsonhicks consistently withdraws more money from betting websites, than he deposits

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Get down to the Job Club they'll sort you out.

you can come and  cut my grass

i only charge a tenner

i make my living on betfair
welcome to a higher state of conciousness