hi i'm new here

welcome!! enjoy the funny banter on here sometimes

Don't follow Money Tree's 'tips', especially his 'nailed on bankers'

Fukc off you tosspot.

Only joking,just getting you used to the abuse on here.

Welcome aboard.

thanks guys. you seem like a friendly bunch.

thanks guys. you seem like a friendly bunch

oops posted twice. sorry for my noobiness

we are, thanks :) Posting twice is not your fault by the way... it is one of this website's features...

If you need any help with betting visit the how much has everyone won and lost thread.

ok thanks Barca. some good tips on there? friendly folk?

Watch out for the  fourmite bob.uk , a notorious booty bandit he has been stalking several punters here looking for action....

oo er sounds like a frightful chap. must be sure to avoid him

If you have a brain fart and post a load of sh!t simply reenter the thread and claim that you were "fishing".

hello paul hows tricks?

How do you know his name, Coatsy?  This is a new forumite who hasn't been banned loads of times already or anything,

im not used to the lingo here. sure you guys mean well though

say hi to simon for me

What was your previous chatname?

welcome on board bob,if you private message me your bank details,i will make sure your betfair account is set up right so you wont have any delays when trying to place bets

Apr 27, 2012 -- 8:15PM, Mike Bassett England Manager wrote:

What was your previous chatname?

Even a thick c unt like mchunt can work that out mike

tmo will be happy with bobs return

lol@paul

passive/aggressive from central casting.

Hi Bob. Welcome to the forum   

hi Kal. just finding my feet here. hoping to make some friends

im sure yew wil fit in wel here

you are one sad fooker bob

Rop i'm new here. just trying to get a feel for the place. please i mean no harm.

Bobis knew here. Lets make him feel welcome forummites 

hi bob , it feels late im in uk what part of the globe you from. got any interesting bets coming up? gl

northern england. ooh it ain't 'alf cold.

what made you join betfair bob?

i just fancied a few bets. i usually play a few £2 acca's on the football with my mates, i'm guessing people here play with bigger amounts maybe winning a tenner or even fifty pounds in a day!!

i heard about trading but not sure what that is.

was hoping some friendly folk on here may point me in the right direction

Bob. May i direct you to the :How much has everyone won/lost fred? They are all a friendly bunch threre

Bob. May i direct you to the :How much has everyone won/lost fred? They are all a friendly bunch threre

i plan to visit there at some point. quite nervous as i guess they bet with maybe £10 or £20 stakes. high rollers no doubt

Not trying to give you a heart attact, but I've even heard of some 50-100 pound bets here. Crazy stuff!