I am just about to board my flight to Spain.

No sniping mate

I would not like to be on that plane,I really wouldn't.

why not it will be a great match.

Don't want to sound morbid,but Kay Burley has just boarded the "eye in the eye" expecting the worst to happen.She reckons that you jinx everything,MT.

"EYE IN THE SKY"

What a lovely fictional story...

Translates as I am off to the job centre to pick up my gyro....go and collect my 4 pack of Super T's then watch the game on my friends phone who has stolem someone's details in order to have SkyGo.

Have a cracking night polayboy

gave me a chance to use my translator app.

inconformista quiere verse divertida. Él lleva una vida triste por lo que los intentos para acabar con los demás con el fin de aumentar su autoestima. Espero que las cosas recogida de pronto MAV.

Flights been called have a good day one and all.

Clown

Nice fantasy, but in reality you'll be desperately scrounging around the internet looking for a decent link to the game.

He will leave it about an hour and a half before landing in Spain.....

There is an 11.20 from Gatwick to Barcelona !


http://www.gatwickairport.com/flights/departures/

I am sure there are a lot of flights from Gatwick to Barca...doesnt mean he is on one

Maybe he's an air hostess.

I could possibly believe that.  Although i think he would have been sacked for givin the punters terrible betting tips thoroughout the duration of the flight

MT.....prove all the doubters wrong. When u get outside the stadium later, take a photo and post it on here ..... take it just near the little bar right next to the museum and get a few chelsea fans with you.

Now lets get a market open on whether a photo materialises......the odds are 1.5 that it doesnt.......who is backing and who is laying at that price??!!

Can just picture it now on board the flight:

MONEY TREE - "LISTEN UP MY LOYAL BAND OF FELLOW PASSENGERS. PUT ALL YOUR BANK/HOUSE/MRS/CAT ON THE NEXT AIR HOSTESS WALKING THIS WAY, SHE WILL BE WEARING SHOES ON HER FEET, ITS A DEAD CERT - THIS IS A BANKER!!!!! IT CAN NOT LOSE!!!! ITS FREE MONEY!!!"


2 mins later, MALE air steward walks down cabin isle.

why would a Man City fan fly to Spain to watch Chelsea?

Can just picture it now on board the flight:

MONEY TREE - "LISTEN UP MY LOYAL BAND OF FELLOW PASSENGERS. PUT ALL YOUR BANK/HOUSE/MRS/CAT ON THE NEXT AIR HOSTESS WALKING THIS WAY, SHE WILL BE WEARING SHOES ON HER FEET, ITS A DEAD CERT - THIS IS A BANKER!!!!! IT CAN NOT LOSE!!!! ITS FREE MONEY!!!"


2 mins later, MALE air steward walks down cabin isle.

I bet he is reading these gagging to make a comment, but knows he will be cracked if he does.

Plane forced to turn back , his put the fuel money on Johnstons in the 2yo race at southwell.

harry2.1
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Maybe he's an air hostess.

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I have to confess as a City fan that I have been to a Chelsea Champions League match (v Valencia at the Mestalla)

I have an excuse though, my lad is a Chelsea fan. He never was the smartest tool in the box

I think this whole thread is riffed with confusion due to an auto correct error.  I think it was meant to be "I am just about to board a man from Spain"

I went to the Nou Camp (Translation: The New Camp) last year and watched an 8-0 thrashing. I'd like to say it was my 'best game ever' but, to be honest, it was like watching The Harlem Globetrotters. (Especially when Messi threw a bucket of confetti over the Osasuna manager)

Anyway, I'm trying to think of a question about the place that Money Tree can't answer just by using Google.....

now then how does it go, oh yes............

"Cheer up, sleepy Jean,
oh what can it mean"

Anyway, I'm trying to think of a question about the place that Money Tree can't answer just by using Google....


What is the definition of a winning bet?

Load of b ollx.   Show plane ticket or be laughed at pls

"To a daydream believer,
and a bookies wet dream"

The kiss. Pep should have e - mailed Tree and told him NO MAX BET please.

ALL THE LOONEYS ARE OUT IN FORCE TONIGHT, ANOTHER WANNABE PRO THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S ON ABOUT.

hope he got a return ticket or mcHunt will have to fetch him in his 8 berth dinghy

apologyies followers, but boy what a game!!!

Familiar to anyone?

Cardifffffc?

Just shows you what can be achieved when your a top tipster you can fly all around the world on cloud 9