My Girlfriend Just Dumped Me - Via TEXT!

Get a life, son. Deary me.

Go out with her sister/best friend

[ ] true story

feckin eejit

its not even funny lads. im a wreck here

This is probably the last place on the planet you want to discuss this.

What are drugs betting and hookers for? Soon be over her!!

MAN UP YOU PANSY

really think her new fella would waste time crying.

Girls come and go..... They are all cuunntss and should be treated with caution..........

Sorry about that mate.

She was begging for it - I couldn't resist.

Strongly suspected this guy was trolling with his earlier moans about goal betting, now this has just confirmed it

i swear to God. Im not lying. She literally just text me now

chin ^ m8 . (.)(.) lol :-)

chin ^ m8 . (.)(.) lol :-)

out the blue - she said im not feeling it. i dont have any feelings for u

etc etc

Poor effort - 3/10

Dry your eyes mate ,

I know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up,

There's plenty more fish in the sea.

Good lines bruce Loving Skinner quote!!!

GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND

WOMANS ARE SO EASY ONLY NEED MONEY..NO MORE

Wimmen are all over the internets, and cheap too

Listen to Darlo - he can empathise more than most.

He staked his girlfriend on real Madrid the other night.

I've never Loved or Felt anything for any of my girlfriends, they were just sex on tap for me..

Thats the way to think Hudson you got it spot on...Don't love them just F uck them

plenty of guys will be ****ing this legend kids old lass now she is single,she will be sucking a different **** everynight

ape tube.com

She might have txted the wrong boyfriend my mistake.

the important question - did she sleep with her clothes on?

could be worse mate im obsessed with a girl i will never meet never mind fu ck. millie clode

oh dear magic man more billy threads.

the bhoys you will never feck any woman you meet either so dont get too worried about the other one.

im always open to falling in love.. however.. they start to anoy me and piss me off before then and i get rid.. or they get rid of me.

tree i have done plenty mate

watchit tell him that thinking about a woman whilst alone is not sex.

pimms the main 1

I was dumped by text once. She said, Toby or not Toby, that is the question. Toby it is then, bye you **** who would rather bet on the Algerian fourth division than go shopping with me.

moneytree is always having sex,he takes it up the ass from the bookies evey bet he places

u want some baby

dont try it on with watchit just answer his question ffs.

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This cannot be serious. a gambling forum for relationship advice!

at this stage of the convo watchit, he already has a roofie in your drink

i dont no what to do. I feel sick

she wants to stay friends.... she said she feels nothign for me at all!

i bet her new fella is a big coloured todger boy,-no more frustration for her  mate!

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she felt nothing???- thats probably true!

It obviously is a sexual thing.size of manhood and all that.

Apr 19, 2012 -- 7:38PM, DARLOisBACK wrote:

Bergkamp93     19 Apr 12 19:18  http://www.nudevista.com/REPORTED 100 %enjoy the ban

..Feck off you Forum CLOWNNNNNNNNNN

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is this your first fishing expedition Legend, or are you an experienced trawlerman?

Smash up a few cocktails

Shower yourself within an inch of your life

spruce up

hit a local bar and buy drinks for the girls like never before

I wonder if she slept with her clothes on

Smash up a few cocktails

Shower yourself within an inch of your life

spruce up

hit a local bar and buy drinks for the girls like never before

Smash up a few cocktails

Shower yourself within an inch of your life

spruce up

hit a local bar and buy drinks for the girls like never before

Smash up a few cocktails

Shower yourself within an inch of your life

spruce up

hit a local bar and buy drinks for the girls like never before

Smash up a few cocktails

Shower yourself within an inch of your life

spruce up

hit a local bar and buy drinks for the girls like never before

Smash up a few cocktails

Shower yourself within an inch of your life

spruce up

hit a local bar and buy drinks for the girls like never before

pre 22:59 youll have a bird (possibly chunky) tearing your arm off

smash the life out of it

wake up tomorrow, have a beer

repeat

bonnet du duche

bannahan - so what you are saying is, Legend should

...Smash up a few cocktails

Shower yourself within an inch of your life

spruce up

hit a local bar and buy drinks for the girls like never before

is that right?

Correct

Just dont give her any footy tips imo

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Actually Legend, I agree with bannahan here, the best thing is to get back up on the horse, so to speak   GL mate, its not the end of the world and there really ARE lots more women out there. 

Just as an add on though Legend, I think you have asked for advice on the wrong forum, you are setting yourself up for it.

bannahan,

Do you reckon he should

Smash up a few cocktails

Shower himself within an inch of his life

spruce up

hit a local bar and buy drinks for the girls like never before?

nice haul

if this is a fishing attempt its  poor and been done before
if not then you are a **** the reason she has dumped you is because you treated her to well
treat em like s--t son and they will love you more for it you little pu ssy and stop being a neady girl you sad excuse for a f ag

how can a girl do that to you? Randomly text you saying she has no feelings for u

WTF is that about?

Gofish

Gofish

My ploy was wait until the end of the evening until they,ve had enough bevvy to feel shall we say "frisky" tag on to the them with a wee "cairry oot" for our English friends more bevvie be jovial friendly ingratiate yourself to the company you will then suss out the weak link pounce plying her with just enough bevvy for her resistance to crumble,nip in bobs your uncle slip out at an appropriate moment with your "cairry oot" more or less intact you have had YOUR way and still have the bevvie for the next day always worked a treat for me.

keep reelin' em in

Legend_007 • April 19, 2012 8:25 PM BST
how can a girl do that to you? Randomly text you saying she has no feelings for u
how can a girl do that to you? Randomly text you saying she has no feelings for u


Its not true she does have feelings for you but unfortunaly for you she feels you are a pu ssy,
dont make the same mistake twice son, make sure you are the power in the relationship otherwise life will be a series of women dictating what you do, you great big pu ssy

HTH

Apr 19, 2012 -- 7:02PM, MiLiTo_22 wrote:

Go out with her sister/best friend

i did that and it worked a charm she was crying for me back

chpin you are caught in a giant net. break free!!

Thats ok bob ill amuse the kid

The way i look at it even even if he is fishing the old subconscious is at work and the reality is that he is a **** that the stronger girls prey on

Why is this topic on Betfair forum? Legend007 or whatever - get over it and you're not exactly gonna get any sympathy from a load of gamblers are you?

did she say she doesn't feel anything for you or did she said she couldn't feel anything from you?

Just seen this thread and can't be assed to trawl through all the posts so I will keep this short and ask Did she sleep with her clothes on?

She's just friends with the other bloke. He slept on the couch.

Thinly veiled "I'm hornets ghey lover and he's had his phone "stolen" again" fred.

being s#agged as we type,a 3 some with 2 big rastusfarians

she'll be as saggy as a wizards sleeve by the end of tonight

this forum keeps on giving, brighten's up my day coming in here!!

aj91
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Apr 19, 2012 -- 7:02PM, MiLiTo_22 wrote:

Go out with her sister/best friend

and if her mum's hot give her one as well

THATS SOME TALENTED BLOW UP DOLL THAT CAN SEND TEXT MESSAGES.

Another lay gone down the pan Legend

TSO has returned