Can i take my Chinese girlfirend to spain?

just deflate her throw her in suitcase u should be fine as shes not real

Just put her in yer case, with yer kegs, socks and lynx.

lol

bob ur obsessed with bans

what chinese does she work in?

Apr 18, 2012 -- 10:39PM, bob_terwilliger wrote:

hudson why did you get banned?

Why have you been banned 10 times?

Bob... Apparently betfair doesnt like people betting with loans.. they deposited all my money back to me and told me to **** off basically :D

Oh well

cant beat a nice bit of asian pvssy,good choice

we've got a shih tzu too...she may have to be quarantined

I'd never go near a British woman again..

Horrible dirty fat ugly bitches.

The attractive ones know they're attractive

why do they always blot the asian ones out on the porn0s?

Why have you been banned 10 times?

why did you get banned hornets night Dawsy. t1t

Apr 18, 2012 -- 10:43PM, hudsonhicks2 wrote:

I'd never go near a British woman again..Horrible dirty fat ugly bitches.The attractive ones know they're attractive

The UK isn't part of the Schengen Area, so she's in trouble.

Not that bad, but she'll need a visa from the Spanish Consulate in London.


Thank me later.

she will need to apply foe a schengen visa which is easy to get and lasts 6 months .. cheers

Nah she'll be fine

Good luck with the Spanish Embassy in London, bunch of arrogant tosspots. Take her to France/Italy first and go to their embassies for the visa, even better try one of the newer Schengen states such as the Czech Rep or Slovenia as they hand them out willy nilly.

cant be arsed with the bullshit.. i'll take her to alton towers

F*ck that just book a flight out there. They will welcome her with open arms.

Take her to India. She'll love it up the Khyber pass.

Remember the olden days when the third-world **** from Eastern Europe needed Visas?

Now we have 1,000,000 of the Poles/Czechs here working in **** jobs, and claiming benefits to negate any tax revenue they pay..

They also send most of their money home. taking money from the economy :)

yet to sleep with an asian who takes a bit of anal tho but there ****s are so tight it dont matter and blackpool pleasure beach is nice this time of year

TheFormMan.. maybe ive been very unlucky but in the 30 or so BRITISH women i've ****ed in my lifetime.. only 4 were willing to try anal

I can assure you they were willing hudson but you have to know their ar5e from their elbows. HTH

no that sounds about right,its about 1 in 5 that are up for and if you are ever so lucky you will find one or willing the night you meet them on one night stands

is that on www.upthechuffstats.com ?

nope its www.upthechuffstats.co.uk

the www.upthechuffstats.com stats will be different i would think

My best Anal experience was with some fat ugly bitch from Southampton.. met her on a website called faceparty..

met her in some shithole council estate.. i nearly drove away when i seen what a ****ing mess she was approaching my car..

ended up bending her over behind some abandoned pub.stuck it right up her arse and she told me it hurt but carry on regardless :)

she thought we were gonna "hang out" or go for a drink afterwards

ah the memories,im sure she found some poor sole to have that drink with

i told her i needed to be back onboard ship (i was in the RN at the time) for 3am.

i ended up driving in the other direction to rowhwams services on the m27 i new the WH Smiths there was open..

bought some babywipes.. went to the bogs and wiped the mixture of durex cherry lube and her **** off my ****.. threw my underwear away as well

god.. us men do some honking stuff when we are horny

that and the drink will get you into some messy situations

so you raped a women basicly.well done

Apr 18, 2012 -- 11:09PM, hudsonhicks2 wrote:

My best Anal experience was with some fat ugly bitch from Southampton.. met her on a website called faceparty..met her in some shithole council estate.. i nearly drove away when i seen what a ****ing mess she was approaching my car..ended up bending her over behind some abandoned pub.stuck it right up her arse and she told me it hurt but carry on regardless :)she thought we were gonna "hang out" or go for a drink afterwards

hudsonhicks2 • April 18, 2012 11:13 PM BST
i told her i needed to be back onboard ship (i was in the RN at the time) for 3am.

i ended up driving in the other direction to rowhwams services on the m27 i new the WH Smiths there was open..

bought some babywipes.. went to the bogs and wiped the mixture of durex cherry lube and her **** off my ****.. threw my underwear away as well

god.. us men do some honking stuff when we are horny

Stay classy.

ffs

hudsonhicks2     18 Apr 12 22:57 
Remember the olden days when the third-world **** from Eastern Europe needed Visas?


there's more brits living abroad than foreign nationals in the uk. hth

Yeah but i imagine the majority are skilled professionals or retired folk bringing their money and pensions to other counties.

Can't imagine Brits leaving here to claim sponge of another state..

no, they continue to spongge off us, illegally.

"Benefits fraudsters abroad costs taxpayers around £63million a year. Sickness claimants have been known to use wheelchairs when applying for benefits but have later been spotted dancing in Spanish nightclubs."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1253274/The-benefits-cheats-abroad-cost-millions.html

"Ministers are planning to crack down on British people living abroad who are fraudulently claiming benefits, following the publication of figures showing the cost to the taxpayer ran to £79 million last year.

About 10,000 people who have emigrated from Britain are collecting sickness benefits from abroad, the government estimates.

The majority, who live in Europe, especially Spain and Ireland, and are claiming up to £94.25 a week in incapacity benefit (IB). About 5,800 will be reassessed for employment support allowance (ESA) by April 2014."

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/10/benefit-fraud-10000-emigrants-dwp-abroad_n_1196141.html

Is this a Chinese take-away?