**TO WIN IN HERE, I CAN TEACH YOU**

Crisp, you need a calculator, it adds up to 161.3 to be exact.

No it doesn't

it does Crisp, buy a new calculator

No. Certainly doesn't add up.

SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

It does add up to 161.3.

Still ,get lost with your subscription bollox.

There is no sense of humor in this forum anymore. I'm surprised you didnt get it, mesmerised.

Please could all those who thinks it adds up show their workings?

did you put it all in a spreadsheet Crisp, or painstackingly add it all up with an abacus or calculator?

Will let you know bob. Haven't actually added it up yet.

ok. thanks chap. just having a cold one so will be here for a while

Ok, will report back in a minute.

Erm... Yes, it does add up...

Who taught you how to add up Crisp? Stevie Wonder?

Please show your workings...I'm not convinced.

You should tell 'potential mugs' how much is required to make this amount, how much of bank was risked, how many hours did it take so they can calculate their risk of ruin.

Good idea Buzzer. I can help with the calculations.

This is Cooee again (I'm using a different account..).   What's the point of showing my workings, when all I've done is add up the figures listed above???    I added them up and the winnings came to £163.49. Take off the £2.19 of losses and you're left with £161.30, just as he said. I don't know what figure you're coming up with?

Seriously, if you can't even add up a set of numbers then you really need to find yourself something less demanding to do..

Im a believer in this system where can i post you my credit/debit card details

good work crisp

This is Cooee again (I'm using a different account..).   What's the point of showing my workings, when all I've done is add up the figures listed above???    I added them up and the winnings came to £163.49. Take off the £2.19 of losses and you're left with £161.30, just as he said. I don't know what figure you're coming up with?

Seriously, if you can't even add up a set of numbers then you really need to find yourself something less demanding to do..

There is no £2.19 there

To start with, the post was originally intended to be a friendly joke addressed to Bob.

Second, the results are real, I can post more if asked. I have posted before in other threads before.

Third, nobody with an edge or trading/gambling strategy will share it in these forums, best case would the strategy to be sold at an expensive price so only a few can afford it, and even then it could be difficult to profit from it for some ppl (refer to 6th point below).
There are plenty of betfair systems out there being sold for lot of money and we all know they are useless.

4th, as requested by buzzer: These results are achieved by trading with $500 and rarely with $1000 stakes.
What % of bank is risked I can not tell because that depends on how big is your bank.
What I can tell you is that maximum ammount you can lose if trade gone wrong (and you strictly follow entry and exit points)is $25.
Obviouslly you need at least a $500 bank to start with, or less, but the winning will be less aswell.

5th, I do not want anyone's card details as I'm not selling anything.

6th, even if I sit next to many of the mugs around here and tell them what to do they wouldn't win.
I'm pretty sure that if 50 persons are using my strategy at the same time in the same football match, not all will get the same results, not all can control greed and fear and prove to be a profitable trader. Some would stay longer on the trade to win more, some will not respect the entry points, etc. So, not everybody has the right attitude to make it work. And like I said before, most people here are looking for that big win, not for "boring" constant small profits that at the end of the day will add up.

Last but not least, Crisp, by now I really think you are just kidding, no one can be that thick.

If anyone else has any other question, or I can help somehow, let me know.

Sincerely,

Trader11

Crisp77 • March 20, 2012 1:04 PM GMT
"There is no £2.19 there"

Soccer / Gil Vicente v Sp Lisbon : Match Odds    -1.7
Soccer / Roma v Genoa : Over/Under 2.5 goals     -0.49
                                            =    -2.19

Coc!

Crisp must be joking though... yea?

My system btw, is perfect, I simply ask for money and get it.
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If anyone is curious, my uncle is Chuck Norris and it runs in the family.

Crisp must be joking though... yea?

I HOPE SO, OR ELSE MANKIND IS DOOMED.

Two negatives make a positive smn. You have gone wrong there.

I do not want anyone's card details as I'm not selling anything.

you wanted me ti pay you?

*to

Well you're not just 'anyone' bob....

how so?

Oh I can't be bothered! What with you and Crisp, this thread is one giant mindf^ck.

Well, Bob, you are not just "anyone", you are special.

Price for you is $200 minus 10% discount because your forum name is Bob, grand total, only for you, Bob, is $180.

shut up trader

you're a scammer. go away idiot


HTH

Trader11 is trying to give a insight on how one can make a profit on bf

We know only 2% do make a long term profit on bf

So why slag Trader11 off,he is trying to help 98% of people who NEED Help.

hey bobby... what's the french for va va voom

95% of betfair users cannot be helped, they are DOOMED

Mar 20, 2012 -- 11:06PM, SPOT THE DOG wrote:

Trader11 is trying to give a insight on how one can make a profit on bfWe know only 2% do make a long term profit on bfSo why slag Trader11 off,he is trying to help 98% of people who NEED Help.

surely an argument for "Occupy Betfair" then

i think with patience and time... they can all be helped.

with some love and care we can rise them from mere caveman, to neanderthal, win some lose some monkey, riiiiiiight up to the top... trader11.

So why slag Trader11 off,

i wouldnt have but he chose to insult me

hey bobby... what's the french for va va voom

WTF dimebar mate

Oh no dimebar, I'm far from the top. Just today I'm on a loss of -25. Lost my discipline and broke the rules of my system and boom. I was bored with only $7 profit for the day and got involved in the Barcelona game, got sting (as expected) but still saved a big damage. Not again.

Bob, I was never unrespectful to you. I consider you a funny character, that's all.

"I was bored"

Trader broke classic top 10 betting rule

ok Trader, lets play nice

Dimebar - why you ask me about va va voom?

Ice King, sorry, "bored" is not the word. I meant "upset" because I spent several hours here today and found very few trading opportunities. I tried to "see" an opportunity where there wasn't one, and you know the rest.

Bob, is all good mate. Some fun for all.

do you mostly trade pre off mate?

No, mostly IP, with some pre off.

hmm well maybe you could help me out a bit then?

not for cash though

imagine how funny it would be if i started posting P+L's like the others

trader's "trade" time frames, i'm assuming, consist of approx. 10 tense squeaky bum minutes per trade... i don't tend to "trade" for a few ticks but have noticed when i have done it that a good time to trade the unders is 70 to 85 mins where they drop quite sharply. i'm not a fan of trading myself but if it works for you it's all good. Too taxing in my opinion. i like making mine the laziest way possible

Dimebar - why you ask me about va va voom?

just random, see bob n my thought pattern switched to the henry renault advert... plus your a fruitloop lol

why am i a fruitloop my dimebar? we are NBA buddies

*mr

i haven't even bet on the NBA since saturday now... last basketball bet was korean mens Dongbu Promy yesterday morning been going falling asleep at like 10/11pm waking up at 5am n getting on the asian football lol

- going* was going to say going to bed but it's a lie i've been falling asleep anywhere n waking up in bed somehow

im on Pacers bud

am i a fruitloop cos i want to learn about betting?

pacers... risky

i know,

fruitloop?

nevermind... lol good luck with the pacers... going to make my last bit of dough on emelec/lanus game then bed

ok nut roast. watch out for Andy Cole!!

What a peculiar thread