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to the doctor? I had to do this this morning...embarrasing as fook tbh
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a stool from a tool
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Magic man is a stool sample.
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alex at the antique roadshow
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what is wrong with you?
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not as bad as being anally probed
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I dunno whats wrong until they analyse the STOOL sample you facking MUGGET
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so you met canaryboy
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yes you plank but it wasnt a random request by your doctor was it?
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whats your symptoms Calmoan
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there must be a reason you had to give the sample its not something they do at random like jury service.
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so once again he posts ****
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I have chronic heartburn, real bad. They have put me on an inhibitir called Omeprazole (prilosec) It's facking magic...have not had one bit of heartburn since i started taking it....trhe STOOL sample is to check whats wrong, they think that i may be producing too much bacteria or something?
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I sh1t in a box and sent it to my ex... does that count?
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at least psychiatrists don't need to deal with STOOL samples imo
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Came back from holiday recently with runs (this was brown emulsion if you get my drift) went to doc and he told me to ask receptionist for stool sample jar on way out. Did this in front of packed reception area and returned it a day later also in front of packed reception area - still go feckin red at thought of it. All clear TF.
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Did this in front of packed reception area and returned it a day later also in front of packed reception area
---------------------- Not sure what's stranger, taking a dump in front of the reception area or holding onto it for a day before returning? |
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no one tells u how much to put in the jar....i rimmed it
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When I used to work in hospitality you had too visit the doctor to be signed back to work if you had the runs...This always involved a stool sample...Company I worked for did not pay you for the 1st 3 days absence so too quicken up the stool sample process I just shat in a lid of a anti perspirant tin...Wrapped it in foil and handed it in at my 1st appointment....Doctors face was a picture when I handed it over
Why I am telling you tools this I will never know.... |
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did u wash the dishes in the kitchen?
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I had a haeorrhoid operation ten years ago, and the doctor told me to come for a check-up a few days later, and he said to bring in a stool. "Actually, I prefer to stand at the moment," I replied innocently. At the doctors he again asked for a stool and I provided one in a tube he gave me. "Won't that go all dry before you send it to the laboratory?" I asked. "No," he replied, "it will be there in five minutes; we use a stool pigeon".
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i handed in a stool sample in woodwork class in 1982. teacher only gave me a C grade (said one of the legs was wobbly!!).
I had the last laugh. Only one of the legs was good, it was the other two that were wobbly. How I laugh when I look back on this. |
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Was there any spunk in it?
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incase of no humourous thoughts please break glass and use naughty word.
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