Wigan v Zaragoza update

They'll be some way behind the pies in terms of fitness fwiw.

They'll be able to have paella pies before kick off with a side of gravy and run rings round us

youre not confident then

Why would I be?

How can Little Wigan be favourites against these Spanish Giants?

spanish giants?

Their coach is called Gay

Sorry, but as I'm "celebrating" my 34th birthday today I thought I'd best try to show that I've not grown up since I was playing Headers and Volleys in Leacroft in 1983...

preffered 3 pots and in myself, headers and volleys a bit difficult

I was obviously a much better player than you, vizz [;)]

Miss Standish polishing your trophy tonight MnP?

or

the dogs licking your balls?

(Probably amounts to the same thing)

A mate at work claimed the other day that she'd told him she was gagging for it. She is yet to tell me that - though she has confirmed me as a friend on Facebook. Little victories and all that.

The situation is complicated by the fact that I'd like to show her housemate the benefit of my experience - but she's currently going out with an Aussie (the Judas bint).

Me and Miss Standish may be at the Challenge Cup final - though she says she might go to Tottenham v Wigan that day instead. If she does go to the rugby league, we'll be on it all day - then I'll get the chance to ask her, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

If she goes the rugby over Wigan v Spurs you know she's a scabby bint,with leaches up her ****, who is really looking to be a single mum on Worsley Hall. AVOID! [:(]

If on the other hand she goes the Latics game, she is undoubtedly marriage material and will let you spaff on her chebs at your beck n call

Yes - but if she goes to Spuds v Wigan, I won't see her out on the pop for another few months - by which time some smooth-talking twunt will be hanging out the back of her.

As you can see, it's quite a dilemma.

I need a picture to help me with your dilemma.

If she has a purple rinse, teeth like a witch doctors necklace and gravy down her top she's a rugby bint.

If she is to my liking, some smooth talking, good looking twunt is havin an away day on the 28/8. (3 days before my 36th and would tie in nicely)

I would provide a photo - but I wouldn't like to jeopardise my chances [;)]

Bryn into Standish generally doesn't go anyway

great shout Agent....3-1 to the Spanish giants.

WD AgentR.

[;)]