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They'll be some way behind the pies in terms of fitness fwiw.
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They'll be able to have paella pies before kick off with a side of gravy and run rings round us
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youre not confident then
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Why would I be?
How can Little Wigan be favourites against these Spanish Giants? |
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spanish giants?
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Their coach is called Gay
![]() Sorry, but as I'm "celebrating" my 34th birthday today I thought I'd best try to show that I've not grown up since I was playing Headers and Volleys in Leacroft in 1983... |
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preffered 3 pots and in myself, headers and volleys a bit difficult
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I was obviously a much better player than you, vizz [;)]
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Miss Standish polishing your trophy tonight MnP?
or the dogs licking your balls? (Probably amounts to the same thing) |
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![]() A mate at work claimed the other day that she'd told him she was gagging for it. She is yet to tell me that - though she has confirmed me as a friend on Facebook. Little victories and all that. The situation is complicated by the fact that I'd like to show her housemate the benefit of my experience - but she's currently going out with an Aussie (the Judas bint). Me and Miss Standish may be at the Challenge Cup final - though she says she might go to Tottenham v Wigan that day instead. If she does go to the rugby league, we'll be on it all day - then I'll get the chance to ask her, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" |
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If she goes the rugby over Wigan v Spurs you know she's a scabby bint,with leaches up her ****, who is really looking to be a single mum on Worsley Hall. AVOID! [:(]
If on the other hand she goes the Latics game, she is undoubtedly marriage material and will let you spaff on her chebs at your beck n call ![]() |
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Yes - but if she goes to Spuds v Wigan, I won't see her out on the pop for another few months - by which time some smooth-talking twunt will be hanging out the back of her.
As you can see, it's quite a dilemma. |
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I need a picture to help me with your dilemma.
If she has a purple rinse, teeth like a witch doctors necklace and gravy down her top she's a rugby bint. If she is to my liking, some smooth talking, good looking twunt is havin an away day on the 28/8. (3 days before my 36th and would tie in nicely) |
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![]() I would provide a photo - but I wouldn't like to jeopardise my chances [;)] |
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Bryn into Standish generally doesn't go anyway
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great shout Agent....3-1 to the Spanish giants.
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WD AgentR.
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