If you worked for sky sports...

my mate is a golf producer for sky

Lee Hughes

Titus Bramble, Lucas, Rory Delap and Brett Ormerod

Happy to help

Rooney, Lampard, Crouch, Fabregas, Torres, Steven Carr, Charlie Adam etc....

The usual suspects basically

Rooney, Lampard, Crouch, Torres, are all damaged goods after wc...plus
Fab who cant wait to get out of prem...

Greg Rusdski and Jeff Tarango, or does it hve to be football players?

howard webb surely?

Not easy is it?

I remember back in the 90s when the sky season trailers were huge.  Remember Alive and Kicking.

Gazza

Gerrard and Torres and maybe 1 other.

Gerrard and Torres?

Why would they make you want to subscribe to sky sports?Gerrard ran around all summer like a headless chicken,and Torres was dropped from spain team...

uk, did you get the paedo allegation thread removed?

No Schluck.

Agbonlahor, Ash Young, Carew and the mighty Heskey!

My serious answer, Eric Cantona.

Cantona not a bad punt but shows the current bunch for what they are at the moment.

I am really struggling to think of any current prem player that could be used...