Started my new job at the Polo factory today!

does jaun sheet work there giving bj's to workers at piece time?

Strange, I just started working in a handle factory.  It's not much, but I'm hoping it will open some doors.

i make toilets

i'm flush at the moment

I was working for a psychic convention but it closed down due to unforeseen circumstances

im a gravedigger... i would'nt say im the boss but i do have a lot of people under me

^ only job where you start from the top

currently working at the sewerage treatment plant, sometimes I feel like I'm just going through the motions...

yeah i just started as a high class escort, our motto is first served first come

i work in a cigarette factory... its such a drag

im working in a bakery now. I kneed the dough.

i used to be a cleaner but i lost my rag

i applied for a job at the Chinese takeaway but they had no wok

did briefly get a job delivering coal but they gave me the sack

I was a script writer but I lost the plot

then i worked for quick fit but that was exhausting

I was a referee agent but got dismissed for foul and abusive language.