Toilet

Wiping? I use water, wiping is disgusting.

do you come from thailand, by any chance, xlnc?
i only use a hose when the 'roids are playing up.

Where i from is irelevant Rob, but what is relevant is that i was brought up by a family who taught me personal hygenie.

fair enough, and sorry to pry, xlnc.
the use of a water jet in these situations is sadly much maligned, if you want my opinion.

How to use water? - last time I tried getting my arse in the wash-handbasin i pulled the bloody thing off the wall

i think he washes his a$$ in one of them things normal people sh1te in by accident when on holiday

o yeah a bidet - for years I thought they were for washing your feet (after you've pissed all over them, presumably), now I find they're for washing poo, that's gross

I went to Tunisia on holiday this year and next to the toilet roll holder there was a shower head so im guessing people use that to spray their arse with

That's not a very... controlled way of removing things. I guess you only spray soggy poop up your back and over your head the once and then you learn to turn down the water pressure before applying.

Worked with a load of asians once and they had a cup in the bog to wash down their ass*s with. Can't see how just running a cup of water over yr as* gets it clean tbh. Bet their pants took some cleaning! Dirty bunch of mf.