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Any ideas, got my speech in 3 weeks.
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http://www.hitched.co.uk/speeches/samples/samplespeechhome.aspx
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Ive been to the toilet to prepare some lines - trouble is they all went up my nose. That should start you off well
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Tell them that you tried using the Internet to prepare your speech, but all you ended up with was 5 penis enlargers, a virus and a promise from a Nigerian businessman for a £10k cheque - who you've sent your £500 to. Something like that with better wording
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done it 3 times m8 its 1 of the hardest things you will ever have to do but i can give you one piece of advise dont worry too much about it because the guests at the end of the day dont give a flyinf fukk whats in your speech there all half pissed at the time.
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get her name wrong
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Tell them that your speech will resemble the mini skirt. Short enough to be noticed but long enough to cover the important areas
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just say you have been shagging the bride behind his back.
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"Good afternoon, everyone."
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Good morning/good afternoon/good evening (use as appropriate)
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Unlucky charwell.
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^ and that juan, is why you have done, and always will, remain a virgin
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yawn at the stalker
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