Football
Welcome to Live View – Take the tour to learn more
Start Tour
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
29 Jul 10
22:01
Joined:
Date Joined:
24 Nov 08
You’re so sweet, I’m going to be diabetic
Show More
I hear you named your box "gillete",
As it is the best a man can get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As it is the best a man can get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd walk over a mile off broken glass just to w@nk in your shadow.
Fancy a sh@g? No, well do you mind lying down while I have one.
I'll crawl 3 miles over broken glass and use your sh!t as toothpaste.
Fancy a dance? No? well it was a toss up between you and a p!ss anyway.
your eyes are like spanners , everytime i look at them my nuts tighten
im not fred flintstone, but i can make your bedrock
im not fred flintstone, but i can make your bedrock
I am the greatest gambler of all time, how much do you charge?
Wanna dance? well fuuck off so i can talk to your mate! comes with a health warning though 
The Great Daylami 29 Jul 10 23:46
Your cousin says you take it up the ass!
And did your brother let you fúck him up the árse when you said that to him?
Your cousin says you take it up the ass!
And did your brother let you fúck him up the árse when you said that to him?
my bed has always had your name on it, your mum stayed over.
you: Do like chocolate at all?
her: yes, course i do!
you: well ill tell you what, you get your Snickers down and I'll give you a Boost!
her: yes, course i do!
you: well ill tell you what, you get your Snickers down and I'll give you a Boost!
[:D]
With these great chat up lines , you can see why we are all on the betfair forums as singles. 
Do you mind, larrence. I'm on here cos the girlfriend's entertaining youse on Channel 914 at the moment...
Do you like your liqueur love?....she replied,"Yes i do,always by the ears"!!!
1. is that a ladder in ur tights or a stairway to heaven?
2. 'get yer coat youve pulled'
3. man: u must be tired!
woman: whys that?
man: because youve been running thru my head all night!
4.'sit on my face and ill mumble i love ya'
5. id walk trhu a mile of glass just to throw stones at ur sh!te
6. do u have a keg in ur pants? 'no why'? cos id tap that!
7.there are 206 bones in the human body, do ya want another one?
8. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
9is there a mirror in youre knickers? because i can see myself in there tonight!
2. 'get yer coat youve pulled'
3. man: u must be tired!
woman: whys that?
man: because youve been running thru my head all night!
4.'sit on my face and ill mumble i love ya'
5. id walk trhu a mile of glass just to throw stones at ur sh!te
6. do u have a keg in ur pants? 'no why'? cos id tap that!
7.there are 206 bones in the human body, do ya want another one?
8. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
9is there a mirror in youre knickers? because i can see myself in there tonight!
Do you like jewellery? Well suck my cóck cos it's a gem.
Do you like fruit? Well suck my cóck cos it's a peach.
Do you like fruit? Well suck my cóck cos it's a peach.
i am only kidding max, just some of the chat up lines are desperate. i will find out tommorrow how desperate, they have been put into my mobile
gl...
ilikewavingatbuses
Joined: 06
1,6,7,8
are actually quite funny and clever
Joined: 06
1,6,7,8
are actually quite funny and clever
Did that work the last time you were in the Lisbon? Cos when I tried it with women, it was shíte.
haha yeah some funny ones, but i beg the question, does anyone actually USE chat up lines? or are they simply used as jokes? LOL
its the kind of thing youd joke about once youve 'got' her no? funny sh!t eitherway!
its the kind of thing youd joke about once youve 'got' her no? funny sh!t eitherway!
i think just for jokes. I doubt anyone uses them. I be wouldnt want to use any chat up lines. Maybe if someon is really drunk they may use them though
yeah i think so!!!oh another popped in to my head
how do u like ur eggs? 'unfertilised'!!!grand, ill **** on ur back then!
how do u like ur eggs? 'unfertilised'!!!grand, ill **** on ur back then!
Anyone who needs a chat up line is ugly and desperate.
Sexy people like me just have to make eye contact and i can pull any women or bloke.
Sexy people like me just have to make eye contact and i can pull any women or bloke.
To be honest I just walk into a club, pull out my Iphone with the Betfair forum pre loaded and show the women my username on this forum and normally straight away they start falling in love with me.
i just tell them i once posted in a mr winner nailed on thread, works every time [smiley:crazy]
I tell them I'm a pro poker player.
It's a bit of an exaggeration, although I do make money from it!
It's a bit of an exaggeration, although I do make money from it!
I've not had a w@nk in 2 weeks, imagine what I could do to your face...
class that White
I failed with "it's not going to suck itself", but someone else tried the same line and is now married to her
I failed with "it's not going to suck itself", but someone else tried the same line and is now married to her
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't rhyme,
But you're fit!
Violets are blue,
I can't rhyme,
But you're fit!
Post Your Reply
Please login to post a reply.
Wonder
Instance ID: 13539