There's a black fella, a Pakistani and a Jew in a nightclub

racist

(c) Bernard Righton, circa 1994

did you get any on the other day mate?

I never

no ginger?

Meinaub......in association with......Uranus!

I did indeed, mary.

Crewe @ 9/2
Huddersfield @ 9/4
Burton @ 6/1

The treble pays 125/1. I won't make myself even more unhappy by telling you how much I actually won by backing the three singles!

I tried just after you texted in Lads and Will Hill cos I was nearby but they didnt have any prices and then I got sidetracked and only saw the result.

I don't get it!