ALEX THE OLD WRINKLED RETAILER

pure classic...3/1?, 4/1, ...no 249/1   ROTFL

Palmer     27 Jul 10 22:49 
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Alex courts abuse with his behaviour, and the people abusing him really should find something better to do.

Chicken, egg... who cares? You should both give it a rest.



But I cannot help winding up the Planktonites Plamer.  Can I get help for this addiction please?

Plankton or Plant, does not really matter does it alex, you are a blagger.

249/1

249-1 thats gotta sting.

Sounds like a bit of a (unt this Alex the old wrinkled retainer.

Palmer obviously lets Alex spaff on his chebs for kicks.

Alex the old wrinkled retainer, who are you laying this year for sports personality of the year? Someone round about 249/1?

He lost about 3-4 thousand pounds I reckon.

What a fcuking retard!

Good morning Planktonites.

good morning axel

What is your next bet Alex?

He has no money left.

Martin Jol......lol

GavAyr     02 Aug 10 14:42 
What is your next bet Alex? 


I saw a obscure market on betfair this morning it was titled will alex the retainer create a good thread on the forum? The odd's of yes were 249-1 which someone had laid the market isn't there at the moment it has been removed so you will have to take my word for it mate.;-)

hammer83     02 Aug 10 15:16 
GavAyr     02 Aug 10 14:42 
What is your next bet Alex? 


I saw a obscure market on betfair this morning it was titled will alex the retainer create a good thread on the forum? The odd's of yes were 249-1 which someone had laid the market isn't there at the moment it has been removed so you will have to take my word for it mate.;-)


Good news guys my lay of yes got matched at 249-1 im not sure who backed the 249-1 shot of yes.  ;-) The market popped up 10 mins ago and the odds increased to 500-1 which i backed so im all green unfortunately the market has vanished again im a bit gutted you guys missed out on this one as i consider alex haters to be my friends (owl4life,jinxy donny,gav and many more of you) [:laugh;]

Good evening Planktonites.

Plankton list.

Number One. Alex the old boring wrinkly.

Way out at the top of the list you are axel, you are so far in front of all other plankton that being second on the list would be a pleasure


I also have you top of the 'Betfair Liars' list. Top of the 'Fick' list. Top of the 'Forumites who dont really bet'list and top of the 'Forum Blaggers' list, not to mention top of the 'Attention Seekers List' top of the 'Forumites who have no life away from the forum' list, way out in front on the 'Forumites who live in a scruffy flea bitten Croydon bedsit' list and top of the 'Billy no mates' list by a street mile, lots of others too.

I quite like Alex really

Alex is a silly old man.

Old gav? I refuse to believe this tool is older than 21.

Get back up there

Where is the old fart?

It has been better on the forum of late perhaps this has coincided with his disappearance mike?

disappeared the same time as norman wisdom died...hmmmmm

GavAyr     20 Mar 10 00:17 
Has anyone heard from him lately?

I miss laughing at the silly old khunt!!!



What price did you lay?

3/1 ..............4/1



249/1


For the meantime there is this to watch!!

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6065325/


No matter how many times I watch it I still laugh out loud.
 

You're not alone Gav it is a funny vid.


A quote from the fool on the specials thread at the time


Alex the old wrinkled retainer 19 Aug 05:20


A lay alert for you chaps:

Giggs at 250.00

Hammer alert.

Poor dab.

Thought i would try and even things up a bit alex.But then you go and create yet another thread about me, you do seem obsessed with me and owl4life,I have seen you create threads about him in the past also.

He currently has SEVEN yes SEVEN threads floating around on the football forum and none are football related.

Some are about other posters the rest are off topic inane drivel but why does he feel compelled to create such threads?

[x] pleasing thread

i picture alex the wrinle container as like Doc from the film Back to the Future.

249/1

1/249

This thread is probably why alex created a thread today calling out harry22.

This reminds me, I need a note about the West Ham game.

On chat, of course. 

btw:

Why do you love dustmen is it because they find your mum all the time seeing as she is a piece of trash like you and the rest of you convict family?

I love dustmen because they amuse me with their unintended witty scriblings.

You need to tweak your facebook security settings BINMAN.  You leave too much to see.

Strange considering I no longer have a facebook account they closed it down about 2 n half years ago.

You really should stop telling lies you ugly Aussie C unt.I hate you that much I hope you die a painful death soon

You cannot lie your way out of this one BINMAN.

Alex go and kill yourself you won't be missed by anyone.

The song that will be sang at your funeral will be

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs
plays for the reds
hated by alex the old retard
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs



249-1

Of course you will brainsurge I have seen you argue with plenty of times

with him ^^

BINMAN fails to string a sentence together in an early afternoon shocker.

How is The Betfairy, Alex?
You two still an item?

whenever this thread gets bumped back up & I see it is written by some character called GavAyr, out of the corner of my eye it reads more like Gaydar.

I REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW  LM-10 THE BIN MAN CAN EVER THINK HE COULD WIN A ARGUMENT AGAIN ?

HE HAS BEEN OWNED MORE TIMES THAN ROD HULL [;)]

Glitch I am not involved in a argument,I am not a binman.If you read the chat between me and cu nt face alex you and will find me telling him he is a thick ugly aussie c unt and I hope he dies.The guy is a fu cking moron he claims to be a ''pro'' No pro would spend all day on a forum creating sh1t threads (usually about other posters) and getting involved in disputes with people.

P.s I think you're a dumb c unt as well as you believe his lies and bullsh1t.

Just realised glitch = devlin

BINMAN IS A BIT THICK INNIT!

THIS THREAD IS REALLY EMBARRASSING FOR A VERY LOT OF SO CALLED RESPECTABLE PEOPLE ON BETFAIR .

I WILL REVEAL KNOW AND ONLY KNOW  [;)]

THIS WAS A FISHING TRIP HE GOT SO MANY THEY EVEN MADE A VIDEO OF IT

249-1  LOOK AT  THE NUMBERS 

ALEX YOU ARE A GOD  [;)]

glitch isn't dev

TRUST ME I AM NOT  THE MESSIAH  [;)]

HORSE IS ON THE FORUM BUT HE IS ON A SECRET MISSION AND WILL NOT MAKE HIMSELF KNOWN FOR NOW!

only the chosen ones have received this information scooby

!!

Two reasons why I thought he was he hates rod hull and uses caps. (same as devlin)

LM-10, the defining feature of glitch is that he is unquestionably the stupidest poster to have ever graced the forum. The thing with Dev, he has a couple of issues to sort out obviously, but he's not a bad lad as such. Glitch on the other hand isn't pleasant at all.

This isn't meant to be offensive, merely objective.

For the meantime there is this to watch!!

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6065325/


No matter how many times I watch it I still laugh out loud.

love it

THANKS GLORY HUNTER  [;)]

Like I said glitch, just being objective.

GLITCH IS OPERATING AT A HIGHER INTELLECTUAL LEVEL THAN MOST ON HERE!

If only that were true Scoobs, if only that were true. I have to say, hand on heart, I've never seen anything quite like his ramblings.

oh deer.

DAVE  I WILL OWN YOU I WILL JUST WAIT AND WAIT YOU WILL BE MINE 

BY THE WAY YOUR CHIT CHATS MIGHT JUST DO IT

I AM GOING TO DANGLE YOU LIKE A  ROACH WAITING FOR A PIKE ..

YOU WILL BE MINE GLORY HUNTER  .

TICK TOCK  [;)]

How on earth does someone who operates at your intellectual level propose to own me?

I've already turned you over a few times you idiot.

hes gonna post you some monopoly money dave.

OWNED CHECK OUT  CHIT CHAT  CENSOR  FORM SIMPLE TICK TOCK GLORY HUNTER

HA HA HE HAS CALLED IN THE ARTILLERY  WELCOME MONEY TREE [;)]

THIS SHOULD BE FUN 

All ways outnumbered never outgunned.

Glitch the forum bitch actually thinks he can OWN someone

OKAY I WILL ASK THE LADS

SHALL  LM-10  BE OWNED FAST OR SLOW

LUCKILY HAVE A WHOLE PAGE  [;)]

THE FORUM WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE  LM-10

[;)]

Glitch I will OWN you so bad it will be painful, infact you will be eating grapes brought to you from your family members when they visit you in your hospital bed.[;)]

Just keeping his memory alive during his ban.

a noble thought mike

just 29 days to his glorious return

Just think how much BS he will have to post by then!

how do we know its just a months ban?

28

please do not speak so disrespectfully of betfair's mandela

Betfair's KANGAROO

Finally....250 posts. Alex's lucky number.   

27

just for info, but Alex is alive and well and posting twice as much carp on twitter as b4....i think the villa and chelsea manager markets hit him hard

The retailer bit always makes me chuckle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MUG MUG MUG MUG

249/1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XXX

ttt

forum legend for that

ryan giggs

are you some kind of mug ?