When did you last have sex?

up the bum

friday night

with a woman or on my own?

Last Thursday..

Missus is pregnant :-(

saturday night, she said i i was superb !!

About 2 mins ago by myself. . .

Never

kingfisher, with a person. Doesn't need to have been with a woman.

oh that a point KF..

If where talking about on her own... this morning twice.

Congratulations atom.

I think.

oh 'when' sorry...

atom80 22 Mar 17:09


Last Thursday..

Missus is pregnant

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cross species fertilization......amazing

Last night with the gf

I assume you used a condom

Ive only ever slept with women

vizzbucks 22 Mar 17:10
atom80 22 Mar 17:09


Last Thursday..

Missus is pregnant

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cross species fertilization......amazing



Yeah my stalkers back..

You only jealous cause your fantasy about me will never come true... sorry to break this too you infront of all these people..

Plus i dont like fattys, pie eater.

13th june 1996

Dayna Jane Stirling 22 Mar 17:09
Congratulations atom.

I think.


Thanks.

Little girl due this time, already have a little boy... so snip for me now.. :-(

how do you know the sex after 4 days?

Honestly? Like 3 months ago.

Interesting when someone states who they had sex with when the question was only "when". It is as if the person is trying to build a case to an accusation nobody made...

Interesting when someone states who they had sex with when the question was only "when". It is as if the person is trying to build a case to an accusation nobody made...

Excuse the echo.

kingfisher 23 22 Mar 17:14
how do you know the sex after 4 days?


Maybe cause she was pregant before we had sex last Thursday... :-)

good point lol

maybe just a personal question i'd rather not answer on a forum.

:-)

wait wait wait......... right now :D

^^

multiple tasking.... you a woman

Blackwell Out 22 Mar 17:09


saturday night, she said i i was superb !!

Family members are always nice about each other!!!

Blackwell Out 22 Mar 17:09


saturday night, she said i i was superb !!

Family members are always nice about each other!!!

^^

must have been twins.

yep Charlene and Her brother Derek

^^LIKE YOURSELF

i almost shot my load when park scored yesterday does that count?

whatever you used to scrappy......lol

Right here - right now!

very wise oldbean!!

last night

this afternoon,ask bhoys

Is he back on the game

he was on something

2012

really smithy? didn't you go on a lads holiday lately? actually lots of lads come home shagless on those, bit of a myth

just started

I've had nothing this year mate. I had a **** off Diana ross lookalike in Benidorm for £20

^

he's started so he'll finish

bj

Last time I was in Benidorm was with a gang of lads.....we all chipped in a kitty to see who could sh@g the worse looking woman.

My roommate won it ..... the bird he did the deed with was that ugly, her face looked like it had been set on fire and then put out with a cricket bat !!

class

I sorted my wife out on Friday or perhaps she sorted me out ...

ask your mum mate

actually was during the HT of the uruguay match earlier

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On the subject on Benidorm......is Sticky Vicky still going??

yes unfortunately mate her daughter has joined in now

yes unfortunately mate her daughter has joined in nowCry


Holy sh1t......never realised she had a daughter.....what does she call herself ?

can't rememeber mate but she's minging aswell

Saving myself for marriage

Does she look like Diana Ross ????

no mate I was desparate so picked up Diana from near Benidorm square. what was I doing?

juicy lucy

more like jonathan ross

sounds like rene and renatao. save my love from benidorm.

stop stalking me larrence

i thought you like to be chased around.

not when you're naked waving a rattle...

First time I saw Sticky Vicki - she pulled put a rattle from her muff, along with various other items including a tea towel and a light bulb !!!

she likes pulling flags from her bucket to

is her backside the size of a hippo.

Never saw that Smithy........though when I went again a few years later, she was closed for stocktaking !!

class mate i'm going back may next year with my football team hopefully I won't have to pay this time

smithy - i think youre safest keeping it in ,never know what you might pick up .

and i don't mean sticky vicky

oddly enough it was my football team I was with when I first went !!! We flew back to Manchester Airport late on a Saturday nite and had a match on the Sunday morning. Needless to say , we got hammered in the game !!!!

that's well funny mate

coach-smithy - i think youre safest keeping it in ,never know what you might pick up

I had no idea about sticky vicky, she was just a girl you fingered in the 4th year.

I feel naive here, is she some sort of porn/exhibitionist ?.

Been to Benidorm twice before as well

lol'd about the ugliest bird competition -thats mental

sticky Vicky gets paid a fortune to stick things up her vagina in crowded bars sonko

nobodys ever seen her face

i feel about 16 now, never heard of her

Does she serve candy floss from down below as well. Bito can get himself a free beard.

Smithy did you go to see " Dangerous Brian" ?


Sex 4 weeks ago last time was out on the lash. After about the 4rth pint just go through the phonebook on mobile texting all the previous conquests then wait to see which one replies. Numbers game

I AM SIMON WHITLOCK

Sex 4 weeks ago last time was out on the lash. After about the 4rth pint just go through the phonebook on mobile texting all the previous conquests then wait to see which one replies. Numbers game

one of my favourites is to message every bird you have on facebook. "will you suck my ****". most say no but not all

who's dangerous brian mate?

not a single 'with your mum last night' response in this entire thread. I had that down as my nap of the day when i saw the title...

one of my favourites is to message every bird you have on facebook. "will you suck my ****". most say no but not all

you done that smith lad?

Ha ha   Tell you just text all the birds you know after a few pints you even text the ugly ones if you text ten then you are 1/10 on to get a reply 20 and you are huge odds on. Text 30 and even moneytree couldn't stop you getting a rely

Right embarrassing the next day when you look at your sent texts though

Dangerous brian from Benidorm. Mates old man

dangerousbrian.co.uk

Next time your out there go see him with your mates you'll get a great laugh

quality. no setpoints i'm not that desperate my mate has though

Seargent Major to Tart:

Tell me my dear- how much would you charge for the pleasure of my company?

£40 Sir

That's very reasonable..



COMPANY QUICK MARCH...

bit of culture for ya Ibrahima

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7okvNehwsXQ

2 minutes ago..i was magnificent.

About 18 months! Can't remember what i feels like. Only 27 as well!

What is this 'sex' that everyone's talking about?

I did eat six kiwi fruit without protection at the weekend. Did I do wrong?