Nigella Lawson

I have my eye on her yes.

Like a dog with a burst ball, mate.

Any see her prog last night? She is almost a pastiche of everything that's good about MILFs - sure she's hamming it up.

Looks good enough to eat if u get my drift!

Banquo 10 Nov 14:05Like a dog with a burst ball, mate. :^0Great line. Right up there with ANGRY PIRATE, THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN and many others in the Profanisaurus.

yes i cud c myself displacin sum cream on those big tits

You dirty, pervy men.I hear Lawson loves a bit of sausage.

My parents were good mates with her late Husband John Diamond. Used to be good friends till she got all famous and that. :|

What is "and that"?Please.

Bit of a porker and I bet she doesn't take it up the sh!tter first night.

She does.

massive arse

I bet she'd like it lubing with some exotic oil.

shes horrid - theres a reason she wears black and is never seen from the tits down on tv fat and old - you boys are mad or ugly

towers is either **sexual or a very ugly and jealous woman.Which one is it?

i'd stuff her

BIG JABS :p

sorry mate - straight as they comejust dont like real fat ones with excess facial hair

GO RIDE UR BIG FAT GIRLFRIEND TOWERS YA LITTLE BENDER

nutsinho 10 Nov 15:27 GO RIDE UR BIG FAT GIRLFRIEND TOWERS YA LITTLE BENDERhow sad!

TBF your Mum ain't in Nigella's league ;)

pls excuse my language :^0

nutsinho - you are a strange one.

i'm not interested in what she's cooking but herself. Man, if I can suck those tits and breast** her. I want to eat her...!!!!

Think you'll be banned in a while, son.

run along and tell tales johnny fag if u so wish. I'll just spend a cpl mins setting up yet another acount zZzzzzZzzZzzzZzzzZ

A beautiful lady with big hips and tits. **ing such a lady is really a pleasure.

sure would be great to**z all over those enormous white TITS

i charmed by her eyes, delicious lips and hot, big, fire breast boobs.

Is it half term AGAIN?

nutsinho - are you related to that other tw*t durrr who graced us with similar sh1te last week?

I am knew here

It's 'new', thicko.

ur mean :(

Its your Einstein :-)

id like to be under the counter while she cooks.........she might get a little flushed..........

Nice fella is nuts i think.

HUMONGOUS BAPS

thank you kindly ramon :)

PRICE OF ME SPAFFING ON HER CHEBS..1.0000000000000000000001 :)

Nigella could serve me a baked dog turd drizzled with cat urine and I would eat it!! I am in love with this woman!!!!!!!!!