HOLD THE FRONT PAGE

oh dear,mummy let you have the day of school(bit of fergie fever is it?)

I think you are mistaken, the Front Page is:

Chelsea 1 Manchester United 0

has owen settled in yet ..lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

will go mining in gubbed com come may happy days :^0

you are usually described as the pits anyway, so goodluck with the mining

You are quick RP ;)

You got somebody to write these gags for you or do you just come up with them on the spot? :)

RP is the ken dodd of the forum(RP,was going to say stan Boardman) but i didn't want to offend you

fook me u go into hiding and thats the best u can come up with..

united played well.chelsea were very fortunate a lot of fans thought united were going to be tonked it didnt happen and united were the better side.

we still have key players injured rio vidic berbs and hargreaves

it's only liverpool who are allowed to cry about injuries apparently

out of them 4 players beeb who is gonna score the goals that u need to win games ???

No chance of this united side winning title. Probably played their best football of the season on sunday - still lost and couldn't score a goal. Ferguson is going to have to spend money in the window.

if vidic was injured, why was he even on the bench ????

I thought the front page was full of stuff about the england captain's dad being a drug dealer?

to be fair he didnt choose his parents

You're wanted.

maverick hardly his fault is it,if his dad is a complete wannabee drug dealer

no-one's blaming him. Just saying that the front page is full already in response to the thread starter :)
poor old terry, his first his mum gets hold of carragher's brother now his dad hits the headlines. I bet he yearns for the days when the front pages were full of him laughing about 9/11 instead :P

all correct mav,apart from laughing about 9/11,the players were out having a drink and were not laughing about 9/11.

I know, but that's what the headlines were

lol,can your mob stay in the race this year?

nope. we'll come apart end of jan