Matchplay Semi Finals

Right come on now James get fighting

Far from over this

Regarding his unpopularity & boos he's had in the past, didn't Wade once ask whether it was a criminal offence to wear glasses and come from Aldershot?

Yes James...especially with the pitiful whining about depression, yet being a multi-millionaire and one of the greatest players to ever pick up an arrow!
Oh...and the fcukin' harem you've had!

The glasses and location slip into insignificance but they help.

You'll be pleased to learn that I've activated "Operation Lay Taylor at 1.0x"

Ha ha nice work agent Alun

Money in the bank

PS - I'm an embittered fcuk that's only been able to jízz over PICTURES of women like that...not do it for real!

He's gone for tops every time so far, why do they think it's different now?

Hmm Phil looking a bit edgy now

N-G  :  I expect you have good things to say about Adie then too?

Big hold that was

Wade getting back in this due to Phil missing crucial doubles

Big leg coming up

To be fair I think Wade would have settled for 9v6 Alun

Phil's huge average isn't protecting him from these missed dubs

Clinical

checks how much left

Think that was the game right there

Wade shouldn't even be in the picture here. I think Lewis will be fancying his chances right now, even against his usual nemesis.

Alun - Adie's my favourite player and you won't be surprised to learn I'd ransack his bítch too!

LOL - you have great taste Sir and I salute your indefatigability.

ransack his bitch is this a rap thread?

I think I started too early on my session tonight...I was hoping Lewis/MVG would've been the later game as Taylor & Wade always seem to bore me to tears.

I know it's admirable but I loathe the way Wade keeps hanging on in there like a hyena waiting for it's prey to get tired...then nails it!

here we go

Hmm. Normal service resumed. MVG/Lewis have a cracking semi final, throwing darts you don't think can be bettered. Then Taylor hits a 110 average

Chance for Wade here

back on serve

Come on Wadey

1.02 with plenty to do

Wade train

Game on

For a geezer that's had two absolute meltdowns over the years in massive games and haemorrhaged huge leads, unquestionably he's got sizeable balls!
Maybe those buster gonads are his aphrodisiac to that blow-up doll he's slurping on?

PS - against Waites & Lewis

He has got big cajones at times but sometimes he folds like an origami butterfly

Can Taylor raise his game back up to the 110 average?  Got my doubts.

Magnificent from James

That was a cheeky finish

Taylor doesnt like it up him Alun

That was the finish that so impressed King Kev all those years back

Mardle so thick he thinks going d20 d20 with three in hand is the modern way.

2 double tops is the natural way to go on 80

Think the one that really did Kev in was Phil going out on a bull with 3 darts in hand wasnt it?

Oh yes, that went down well.

Phils GOT to get this 25 I'd say

Think so HH.

I can't see it makes sense with three in hand, obviously understand it with two.

I can see the merits of it actually. Bigger target and as long as you come inside you're still gonna get 1 dart at it

Surely we all want to see an Adie vs Adie's Dad final tomorrow?

Young Adie Alun

And if Phil wins, surely the organisers (maybe Viktor personally) will allow Phil to present the trophy to himself?

Oops, quite right Hib. Big error of protocol by me.

CLINICAL

Hmmm that might be the straw that broke wade's back

Shaky hand from Phil

Another ad break? ffs

CHEATS NEVER PROSPER PHIL

Back to that 80 finish with THREE darts...I don't see that as showboating as even one on the wire (out the board) is a great marker though obviously a player would prefer it inside.

Out of interest...what do you guys reckon is the hardest out shot?
I'd say 161.

Great leg from Phil

Phil's really hit the ground running since the break

Still only 1 break though

that 180 was horrible there for Wade

That max was a killer

but phil didn't take it

ooooh

ARGH

That'll be that then

that was DISGUSTING

You can't afford to do that. bye bye wade.

The dubs are almost killing Phil here

Phil not happy about something

I think Young Adie might just do him tomorrow

oh well, lets hope phil crumbles to a million pieces and loses the next 5, then retires

Wade said he's not signing the board.

ha ha ha MC

Predictions for tomorrow's final lads? I'm going to go out on a limb and predict a "CRACKER"

There's little doubt that Taylor should have won by a bigger margin than that. Fair play to Wadey for hanging on, but not for the first time Phil let him back into a match.

Even with 105+ averages alun he's actually vulnerable

Yeah Rod thats why Phil played well cos he listened to you boys

"There'll be one or two 9 darters in the final Dave, and Terry Jenkins is hitting 180s for fun backstage"

Quite honestly Phil has never been the same player since he stopped namedropping random celebs in his interviews

Man on man action saucy Phil

CRACKER LANDED

HIBEE KNEW

gonna be a cracker landed. Good old Phil.

No what I mean 

The safest 1.01 shot in the book

I yearn for the good old days at the Matchplay when you could rely on Phil to namedrop good old Joe Longthorne

I miss the days of the "Lovely lads" club.

wade won the leg he didnt go bull on 93 didnt he?

The PDC was full of lovely lads back then Alun

I think even Merv was once elected to that illustrious number

Merv was never a lovely lad surely?

I've got a feeling that Phil one time in a moment of weakness gave him the nod.

I'm sure he called someone who was about 50 young so n so

Dunno if King Kev or Mason got the nod.

Yes, it was Steve 'The Kid' Adonis

ha ha that was it

Even Special Agent was once described as 'lovely person" and that was during the infamous time when he was always in PT's ear.

Wrong Dave...it's NOT the first Taylor/Lewis final!

Another cracking great read folks!

Don't know about you lot, but i'm exhausted from watching those 2 incredible matches, or was it from the beer i sank this afternoon! The speed of Lewis v mvg made it a nightmare to note scores, check stats, and keep an eye on my list of bets.
Just the final to go for what's easily been my most profitable darts tourney to date - per pt staked.

Midland Open darts tourney tomorrow, so i'm turning in.
P.S. I can't wait for the morning to arrive so i can sink several "hair of the dog" pints