Eurosport & Sean Kelly Tour de France drinking game

To celebrate the start of the cycling forum, as well as the upcoming Dauphine and Tour, here's a drinking game in honour of Eurosport's coverage and Sean Kelly and his many sayings.

General Rules
You will need a plentiful supply of beer and spirits. You will need Eurosport. You will need some friends.

When to drink
Helicopter footage of roadside bicycle with children walking in a circle for the wheels = three shots/fingers of beer
Helicopter footage of old monastery = three shots/fingers of beer
Footage of urinating riders = one shot of spirits
Intermediate sprint won by breakaway = one shot of spirits
Mountain sprint won by breakaway = one shot of spirits
Intermediate sprint contested by bunch or sprinters = three shots/fingers of beer
When any French rider takes maximum sprint or mountain points during any televised footage, the last person to hum "La Marseillaise" must down a beer.
Person in mankini running by riders = three shots/fingers of beer
Any rider(s) crash = all open drinks must be downed

Commentary drinks
Sean Kelly says "Make the calculation" (or making/made etc) = One shot/three fingers of beer.
Sean Kelly says "Majorly" (pronounced May-jerrly) = One shot of spirit. Two shots of spirits if the full phrase is "Suffering May-jerrly"
Sean Kelly says "The Tour of France" = One shot of spirit.
Sean Kelly says "The big, big favourites" = One shot of spirit.
Sean Kelly replies to a question with just the word "Certainly" = one shot of spirit.
Sean Kelly says "On the rivet, as we say in cycling" = All drinks must be downed.