16-JUL-2020, 11:00 AM 2nd Test, West Indies v England at Old Trafford

Clint Eastwood

That was impressively quick. 3T.

need a typhoon or bomb scare

allah akbar

Or a cross-bow bolt.

Jul 20, 2020 -- 10:46AM, wondersobright wrote:

allah akbar

wheres the fooking snack bars when you need them?!?!

Jul 20, 2020 -- 10:48AM, VardonVoo. wrote:

Or a cross-bow bolt.

I remember that

Could still finish up a draw this

one would hope that 32 overs should be enough to prise out the last 4

a few cold pints and a bacon burger later and there still battting...
how can i shift these two tom?
typing is tough with one eye...slurrrp!

This is England we'll probably take until the final ball for s***s and giggles

Jul 20, 2020 -- 11:06AM, TerryHurlock wrote:

a few cold pints and a bacon burger later and there still battting...how can i shift these two tom?typing is tough with one eye...slurrrp!

back em both overs in the batsman run market!

Windies could pull of the Monty and Jimmy show here lads

Its been done before

will have a look tom a bung me seiss grant on it

boooom

good work terry!

got to review, ur the last batsman

gsm

Brooks to Score 75+ Runs & Holder 30+ Runs Both 2nd Inns
9/4

was just lining this one up so it sort of counts

Yes, that should be that.

Brooks should be dropped for ruining my draw bet

Jul 20, 2020 -- 11:13AM, TerryHurlock wrote:

Brooks to Score 75+ Runs & Holder 30+ Runs Both 2nd Inns9/4was just lining this one up so it sort of counts

great delivery

Curran is the master LBW bowler

Lovely bowler in my opinion, looks the part with the headband as well

nearly got on but only £4 max on sky bet
i now only have to consider a punt and the train can hit the buffers,,,pro cursing

Right England should have this wrapped up inside the next 28 overs then

Curse?

we need a Shannon moment to complete a great 5 day test match

just back the draw terry

Jul 20, 2020 -- 11:15AM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

Curran is the master LBW bowler Lovely bowler in my opinion, looks the part with the headband as well

he got spanked in last years IPL, a real mans event

Just tried to listen to some TMS and good god what have they done to it?

Some woman talking about shipping forecasts and you know its trying to imitate the old boys blowers and Boycs ffs

Fack off

He's not a one dayer though, Grant

Jul 20, 2020 -- 11:22AM, tomtimtum wrote:

just back the draw terry

"roger"

Jul 20, 2020 -- 11:26AM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

He's not a one dayer though, Grant

he won a match for kings 11 out of the fire with the bat and turned down a night of passion with preity zinta, he went down in my estimations after this

Bring back blowers and boycs ffs, oh no we can't have that, we cant have real character nowadays

large drone has been seen heading across the Irish sea towards manchester...
pecker must be in all kinds

26 overs left, if they had one more wicket it wouldve been a cert thai from here

Jul 20, 2020 -- 11:22AM, tomtimtum wrote:

just back the draw terry

over 10 ticks...pro tip

Joseph was resolute 1st inns..the main stumbling block is Holder..if he stays in he will engender confidence in the tailenders..get him out we should do it

stokes to holder.

ffs , isha been gushing over stokes all day

its starting to look dark!!

get thee bastards off

this is dangerous

7.4-3.5

bessy pie time

6666666

Bess is no match winner

what a ripper

GSM

booooooom

match winning delivery from Bess

windies are one piss poor test team, how on earth have they lost in a 4 day test lol

geed him up,innit..good delivery and that was THE wkt

they should quit test cricket and concentrate on odi and T20

They've done all right to now the Windies

Kick up a stink about the light in my opinion

teams just can't bat to save test matches any more and amazing how many tests lately have been done & dusted inside 4 days

Jul 20, 2020 -- 11:49AM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

They've done all right to now the Windies Kick up a stink about the light in my opinion

the 4th wicket was the game, the guy gave away his wicket to a pie

I thought that was poor, but apart from that yeh theyre just outmatched at cricket

fook thats close

Jul 20, 2020 -- 11:51AM, tomtimtum wrote:

fook thats close

get down to specsavers in scarbrough

what a matchwinner

lol wtf, missed the bat by a foot

Eng have bowled pretty well today has to be said..Stokes was pivotal this morning accumulating runs so quickly..special talent

tom would give that

fecking cheats

need one of them clouds to cause one more panic

Shannon

Typical of the 'modern' generation, no idea how to match requirements with ability...

superb performance by England

i'm gonna go out on a limb guys and state that Eng might just nick this now,innit!

Almost time for pecker to tell us who he's been betting on!

draw was as low as 1.12,wow

i was fairly confident Eng could do this today predicated on how Windies lost their final wkts 1st time up

backed the draw at 9's laid at 1.12

mortgaged job on englend at 9's

easy this

Stokes got indigestion again

Joe to grab some cream

GO ON CANNON

toss it up

shannon digging in

u ain't morphed into pecker have u Tel?

We lose Stokes we're in all kinds, a proper leader of men as well as a talented cricketer

Root leading on his own would be bad

Root glory hunting

gotta toss it up to the cannon

some interesting selection problems for the last test for the windies as the comms are saying
stokes could get a break too

been bowling too flat and fast

windows Shannon

Jesus wht a catch

As Mary Magdalene thought

GSM WP ENG

Simple as thaat

Decider now

Wasn't looking good for me after day 2 but that turned out to be a cracker in the end.

I think Windies need to replace Shannon the cannon and Campbell up top. Bring in big Rahkeem and another opener. Their bowlers need to bowl a better line and length and keep the seam straight. They bowled poorly in this match and that cost them the game particularly on day 1. England played as expected as they should have in the first test.

Interesting how people criticised the slow soring approach on day 1. This is Test Match cricket. Excellent work by England particularly their bowlers who did not have the best of the pitch to bowl on except today but the game was almost over by then.

Gotta feel for Curran and the other bowlers. I want to see the big battalions in the next match. How the hell do you choose your attack?

Draw backers had been cegged by ze mighty England.