CPL 20 20 2019

no beer!

seen Sherfane go bat **** in the filthy mooseball....CS knows

fk me a fanta!..reminds me off my youth...shandy bass chaser?

i need an ELDorado maximum

wrists

im in deep trouble

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wheres danny w

these coonts couldn't catch aids in Africa

shocking fielding..utter filth

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these Tally****s are a wretched team

Oct 4, 2019 -- 12:00AM, jucel69 wrote:

these coonts couldn't catch aids in Africa

was a fooking shocker..ive been on a 12he swerve and i'd hav caught that

WI and Pak fielders are absymal

cant believe i've gone overs at the Providence........tequila

they will get 180 here against this rag tag outfit

fooooooooooook

wow it was caught

good catch tbf.......it hurts now

just read this , hard to believe one person exists like this never mind a gang

https://www.nst.com.my/world/2018/07/396378/pregnant-goat-dies-after-being-gang-raped-eight-men-india

i went overs at the Providence with no batting left...really i did

Oct 4, 2019 -- 12:07AM, TerryHurlock wrote:

i went overs at the Providence with no batting left...really i did

still got a chance Tel, there will be some pies at the back end.....for sure

Oct 4, 2019 -- 12:07AM, jucel69 wrote:

just read this , hard to believe one person exists like this never mind a ganghttps://www.nst.com.my/world/2018/07/396378/pregnant-goat-dies-after-being-gang-raped-eight-men-india

fk me...and i havent even opened the link

155 is even money on run lines

I was only looking for a meme and that popped up

need some serious patties to land this epic mug bet

Imagine the conversation that lead to that

Oct 4, 2019 -- 12:09AM, TerryHurlock wrote:

need some serious patties to land this epic mug bet

how many?

yeah,fking crazy

over 154

its taking fking ages as well...im hanging AND losing

that was a terrible shot

a nutmeg!....its just not cricket

this is the equivalent of falling asleep at the wheel...its taking so long ffs

Dwayne Pipe, frontline bowler now!

Oct 4, 2019 -- 12:17AM, TerryHurlock wrote:

this is the equivalent of falling asleep at the wheel...its taking so long ffs

Yeh it's a long time when you are tired!

be ok if i was on top
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that helps

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oh yeahhhh

all on Maliks mallet

dot ball

Malik not taking charge...doomed

The patties arrived nice and warm
Juce knew £££££

Thomas is the worst death bowler in world cricket.
That's the problem with this team. They have nobody who can bowl at the end

He's really really thick and just bowls the same ball every ball + a fair few NBs

got away with that one
feel dirty

kept you sweating til the last ball Tel!

Yeah I’m fooked
Pit for me
be lucky juce

cheers Tel, catch yer later! You dodged a bullet there. Simpleton Thomas saved yer bacon

Tallyw@nkers stinking again!

jesus wept

Any idea if this shall be the pitch for the next 4 games guys

This crowbeak tw@t Tahir does the exact opposite of my bets every single fooking time

why would you open with a tailender like Searles when you have loads of batting options?

So he can take a big swing and make a HUGE CONNECTION TO DEAL A MIGHTY BLOW INTO THE MIDWICKET STAND

and then 'Ramdin the pu$$y'

Oct 5, 2019 -- 1:11AM, ItsMeSwaddle wrote:

So he can take a big swing and make a HUGE CONNECTION TO DEAL A MIGHTY BLOW INTO THE MIDWICKET STAND

he faced 5 balls for 1 run

two proper tailend dismissals

Look how lownthat was.

I know we will have the important games

On world crickets most famous cabbage patch

Oct 5, 2019 -- 1:15AM, ItsMeSwaddle wrote:

Look how lownthat was.I know we will have the important games On world crickets most famous cabbage patch

yeh because they have 50 spinners

Nick Comption is so fake it's untrue

sh1t bowling so far

cleanup on aisle cabbage patcj

another grubber

Trump in the cabbage patch

low arm spin is hard to face on this
Jadeja would get 10 wickets!

why is this place always horrific?

is it the soil? grass?

That bloke would have talked for forever!

Oct 5, 2019 -- 1:32AM, GRANTCKING wrote:

is it the soil? grass?

the soil

bowl stump to stump and it's hard to play

They've got 3 seam bowlers who are hardly going to bowl. Might as well have an extra batsman

these 2 gonna need a huge finish here

Your not the only one with Imran big beak.

I need wickets here and can never get him right

tahir and that beard can get to feck

Don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone in the professional game acting like a waz ock as much as this keeper

Oct 5, 2019 -- 1:59AM, ItsMeSwaddle wrote:

Your not the only one with Imran big beak.I need wickets here and can never get him right

Oct 5, 2019 -- 1:59AM, ItsMeSwaddle wrote:

Your not the only one with Imran big beak.I need wickets here and can never get him right

If I'm against him he gets three, with him and NOWT

and then Hemraj dropped catch and missed run out

and now this ffs

Oct 5, 2019 -- 2:01AM, ItsMeSwaddle wrote:

Don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone in the professional game acting like a waz ock as much as this keeper

Dickwella is worse!

FCUK OFF TAHIR you absolute ****

must be the first time ever he hasn't got a wicket in Guyana

Garbage over from Laughlin

seamers going the distance on this patch

nothing for short but keep bowling it!

what a slow roll this is

I’m off to bed, under bet has won.

They won’t get the runs easy!

About time I made a bit on this tourney

Fancyovrr 136 on the split here thoight might be 138.5

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BIG MAN TING

It's been a very poor bowling performance from the Amazons.
They are normally a gun outfit too

just backed TTR here at 3s

bloody neesham no ball to start

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Oct 5, 2019 -- 4:55AM, Puzzman wrote:

bloody neesham no ball to start

He's absolutely w@nk!

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