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tomtimtum
10 Aug 19 11:44
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Moeen and Jimmy out
Leach and Archer in


England squad: Joe Root (capt), Jofra Archer, Jonny Bairstow, Stuart Broad, Rory Burns, Jos Buttler, Sam Curran, Joe Denly, Jack Leach, Jason Roy, Ben Stokes, Chris Woakes
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Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:36 PM BST
Labuschagne = Buch Lasagne
Report elisjohn August 18, 2019 6:37 PM BST
if last hour start,  does it have to then conclude till the end, or they can shake hands any time during that hour ?
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:37 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 12:37PM, elisjohn wrote:


if last hour start,

Report detraveller August 18, 2019 6:37 PM BST
any time
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:38 PM BST
OUT
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:39 PM BST
Not Out Shocked
Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 6:39 PM BST
cheating little slag
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 6:39 PM BST
Laugh
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 6:40 PM BST
if Jo EL doesnt know, he shouldnt overturn the on field decision
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:40 PM BST
shake hands and finish the match, all starts again on Thursday
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 6:40 PM BST
fingers underneath
Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 6:41 PM BST
no way is that out..total b0llocks
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:41 PM BST
Has Jo El been assessed for concussion Scared
Report maleuk01. August 18, 2019 6:41 PM BST
thats not out

it doesnt bounce that high of the fingers, which are no where near under it
Report detraveller August 18, 2019 6:42 PM BST
if soft decision was out, then it was out.
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 6:42 PM BST
bollo x
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 6:42 PM BST
NOT OUT
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:43 PM BST
That wicket has enticed the 1.01 layers to move back in
Report elisjohn August 18, 2019 6:43 PM BST
thanks detrav, i know it was a silly ? . but i didnt know for sure
Report Kelly August 18, 2019 6:43 PM BST
Ridiculous decision .   Obviously not out , ball hit ground before being "caught" .  Not sure how Root can hold his head up .
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 6:43 PM BST
BOLLO X COMPLETE BOLLO X
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:47 PM BST
OUT
Report FredRescue August 18, 2019 6:47 PM BST
Root is a bigger cheat than Smith Devil
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:48 PM BST
If England get these wickets now Laugh
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 6:49 PM BST
Hat trick ball
Report maleuk01. August 18, 2019 6:50 PM BST
If Eng do pull this out the bag then Root is going to get slammed for that catch.

Instead of saying im not sure.

I was suprised they didnt overturn it, his fingers where around the side of the ball as it bounced up of the ground. Which is obvious to everyone.

Still makes for an interesting last 10 overs.
Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 6:51 PM BST
i guess we've seen the last of Moeen for a while
finally found an opener who can take wktsWink
Report detraveller August 18, 2019 6:54 PM BST
Did anyone listen to michael holding talking with Warne about lyon?
He said something like why isn't lyon being criticised right now for 0-95 off 25 overs when Moen Ali being a part timer would be blasted for such figures.

Was anyone listening? Did I hear that correctly?
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 6:54 PM BST
i wouldn't shake hands with the little shittt

just tell him to sleep well were coming to get ye
Report VardonVoo. August 18, 2019 6:57 PM BST
DT: "They have also left a king size hole in my bank. Time to reflect and masturbate and put it behind me."

The Draw popped up above evens before the final day, AFTER both sides had already traded over 10:1.
I'd be seriously hitting the bottle.
Report geordie1956 August 18, 2019 6:58 PM BST
often a player is caught but the tv appears to show the ball touching the grass ... however the fingers are underneath the ball so the catch is valid i believe
Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 6:58 PM BST
Nass prattles on too much..he needs to put a sock in it occassionally..starts getting on ur t1ts
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:00 PM BST
How can anyone question the integrity of The Milky Bar Kid, captain of England Shocked
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:02 PM BST
OUT
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 7:02 PM BST
wow what a catch
Report detraveller August 18, 2019 7:03 PM BST
GrinGrinGrin
Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 7:03 PM BST
can't bat but he sure as fk can catch
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 7:04 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:03PM, johnnythebull wrote:


can't bat but he sure as fk can catch


hes one up on Roy then Laugh

Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 7:04 PM BST
G and his fellow thai backers getting the nooses readyLaugh
Report SontaranStratagem August 18, 2019 7:05 PM BST
Can we call the extra 30 minutes ?

Can Broad take 4 wickets in 4 balls
Report SontaranStratagem August 18, 2019 7:05 PM BST
If we snag 2 more in this over I'm going to demand we come back tomorrow for a repeat of the 05 edgbaston test
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:09 PM BST
Archer, is he trying to send him to the knackers yard
Report jackkat August 18, 2019 7:10 PM BST
On the other days I thought we could not play past 7
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:10 PM BST
Bounced up from his fingers that one too.............Grin
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:10 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:10PM, jackkat wrote:


On the other days I thought we could not play past 7


Different rules on the final day

Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:11 PM BST
Overs rather than time
Report jackkat August 18, 2019 7:11 PM BST
ok thanks
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:12 PM BST
Hat trick required
Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 7:12 PM BST
we lost a lot of overs so what prevents playing on till 2000 hrs to make them up?

the days are long and relatively warm
Report detraveller August 18, 2019 7:13 PM BST
you cant play more than what was scheduled minus those lost due to rain.
Report detraveller August 18, 2019 7:14 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:13PM, detraveller wrote:


you cant play more than what was scheduled minus those lost due to rain.


unless overrate is too good, then you just play till scheduled close

Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:14 PM BST
fat chance of that Sad
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:14 PM BST
FFS,its Sunday evening  Harry Secombe will be soon
Report detraveller August 18, 2019 7:15 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:14PM, Angoose wrote:


fat chance of that


happens often when spinners dominate the game. imagine sl v ind on a bunsen

Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:16 PM BST
false light getem off
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:17 PM BST
JEEZUS WARNE SHUT THE FCUK UP FOR 10 SECONDS EVEN
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 7:17 PM BST
droppage
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:18 PM BST
Review
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:19 PM BST
NOT OUT
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:19 PM BST
reverse sweep those fcukers to oblivion Laugh
Report Kelly August 18, 2019 7:20 PM BST
Has Root lost the plot , ridiculous review ?
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:21 PM BST
wow close that Warney you fcukwit
Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 7:21 PM BST
what this test has done is engendered a lot of self belief,new found confidence in England

for me the psychological ascendancy dynamics have shifted

ist jetzt England uber alles
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:23 PM BST
Johnny you have a way of keeping it simple............
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 7:23 PM BST
why didnt he run? gotta beef the stats!
Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:23 PM BST
4 wickets required from 6 balls
Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 7:24 PM BST
how did the hurling go ..pecker..did yeese nick a few bob?
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:24 PM BST
Come on, sweep Burns into next week Laugh
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 7:24 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:24PM, johnnythebull wrote:


how did the hurling go ..pecker..did yeese nick a few bob?


pecker always has a "massive green" despite never posting any bets Laugh

Report Angoose August 18, 2019 7:25 PM BST
THE END
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 7:25 PM BST
GOOD GAME GOOD GAME !
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:25 PM BST
The torrential weather ruined the spectacle Johnny and it ended a one sided affair, which cost me 90 bills..
Report johnnythebull August 18, 2019 7:26 PM BST
tomtimtum    18 Aug 19 19:24 
Aug 18, 2019 -- 7:24PM, johnnythebull wrote:

how did the hurling go ..pecker..did yeese nick a few bob?


pecker always has a "massive green" despite never posting any bets Laugh

how else could he fit in with the rest of the forum o/wise t3?WinkLaugh
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:27 PM BST
But i did not after time my supposed top bat at 7/1 like Tom
Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 7:27 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:26PM, johnnythebull wrote:


tomtimtum    18 Aug 19 19:24  Aug 18, 2019 -- 7:24PM, johnnythebull wrote:how did the hurling go ..pecker..did yeese nick a few bob?pecker always has a "massive green" despite never posting any bets Laughhow else could he fit in with the rest of the forum o/wise t3?


LaughLaughLaugh

Report tomtimtum August 18, 2019 7:28 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 1:27PM, peckerdunne wrote:


But i did not after time my supposed top bat at 7/1 like Tom


tomtimtum 01 Aug 19 10:36 Joined: 07 Sep 10 | Topic/replies: 60,642 | Blogger: tomtimtum's blog
Root at 3, going to score even fewer runs than usual. Lot of low scoring batsman in this England line up, I like Stokes as top series batsman for England at 7/1 


LaughLaughLaugh PECKER OWNED !

Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:30 PM BST
Tom, time you went and tended those pigeons...........
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:31 PM BST
LaughLaugh
Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 7:32 PM BST
Mikey says he's a cheat


good enough for me Laugh
Report elisjohn August 18, 2019 7:44 PM BST
we played some brilliant stuff, 1st  words from root
Report SontaranStratagem August 18, 2019 7:51 PM BST
All in all its satisfactory

We've sent Smith to the infirmary and the rest look like fear warmed up Happy

Roll on Headingley
Report Try My Best August 18, 2019 8:06 PM BST
Root cheating bastard. Hope Warner goes and batters him again. ****g weasel.
Report elisjohn August 18, 2019 8:30 PM BST
bloody hell 3 test matches starting thursday
Report elisjohn August 18, 2019 8:31 PM BST
and yorkLaugh
Report VardonVoo. August 18, 2019 8:35 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 2:30PM, elisjohn wrote:


bloody hell 3 test matches starting thursday


In three time zones too, just like the good old days.

Report peckerdunne August 18, 2019 9:03 PM BST
CS will do them all and still have time to put the bins out;
Report Whisperingdeath August 18, 2019 9:05 PM BST
Great day at the cricket boys. I cannot recommend it more highly. Great drama. Loved Archer today. Unreal!
Report elisjohn August 18, 2019 9:21 PM BST
this was a good test match even with more than a day lost, so please never bring 4 day test in. glad you had a great day whispering ..  So thursday 5.30 nz v sri lanka, 11 eng v aus , and 2,30 wi v india, plus 2 till 5 york.
Report detraveller August 18, 2019 9:42 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 3:03PM, peckerdunne wrote:


CS will do them all and still have time to put the bins out;


Exactly what I was thinking Happy

I will be away from home starting Wednesday. Will do the tests from my phone and try to repair my bank.

I lost 1.8k. My biggest loss ever. Thankfully 1.2k of those were my winnings from last two weeks.

I will need to make back about 600 euros to get my money back and then I can trade like an idiot again.

Report VardonVoo. August 18, 2019 10:10 PM BST
My BF bank balance has kindly decided to inform me that I haven't been trading "like" an idiot, I simply AM one. With that in mind I try to limit the damage by idiot-proofing my trades. But it's hard to lock in a modest profit if the green-eyed monster is constantly in your head trying to get you back to where you once were with one big win "this time".

Building up x amount of green over four days and coming out at break-even on day five cos of a last-day gamble is really an actual loss of that x amount. Whole sessions with no wickets are rare, but lots of rare things happen in Test cricket and not allowing for them is how you **** yourself over.

I still can't fathom how I got to lay off England at 22 in the last few minutes of play. If I'd stuck to my original plan I would have had some mega-green to off-load. But every green counts, however small.
Report RothmanMike August 18, 2019 10:20 PM BST
I have to say that this forum is so entertaining that I don't even watch the live Sky output, but first refer to this forum and it provides all
I need to know what's going on during the match.
I know many resort to the vernacular a bit too often, but the knowledge is very useful when it's time to put my hard earned on a selection.
So thank you boys and keep the banter up as long as you can, and well done.
I did have a small wager on Laying the Draw in the match, but watching the actual match I find very stressful so I use the forum.
Cheers chaps.
Report jucel69 August 18, 2019 11:32 PM BST

Aug 18, 2019 -- 2:06PM, Try My Best wrote:


Root cheating bastard. Hope Warner goes and batters him again. ****g weasel.


that little twât Warner couldn't batter a piece of cod.

Try my best - what sort of fâggot name is that.

But sir...... I try my best, please don't make me touch my toes again

Report elisjohn August 19, 2019 9:39 AM BST
rothman mike, im very similar to you, im new to this forum and i listen to these tests on tms all day, and also have my laptop on hand reading the inputs of juicel, cs, detraveller, and co and find them very informative, witty and helpful.
Report SontaranStratagem August 19, 2019 10:14 AM BST
Smith surely can't play?

6 weeks for a concussion I heard?
Report Angoose August 19, 2019 11:09 AM BST
Which pub did you hear that in ?
Report detraveller August 19, 2019 11:15 AM BST
The rumor here in Germany is that Smith wants to miss the test fearing a lively surface and archer.
Report detraveller August 19, 2019 11:15 AM BST
just a rumor though
Report slip5 August 19, 2019 11:16 AM BST
anyone got live stream for karnata premier league thanks
Report Angoose August 19, 2019 11:21 AM BST
I also heard a rumour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-DZQ80vEVI
Report SontaranStratagem August 19, 2019 9:19 PM BST
Rumours circulating they've found Steve Smith

https://youtu.be/lZ_R7yk1m1s
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